Aggie Happy Hour or the ones that Ellie puts on?

Still laughing at the comets plug.

the one ellie does....

miss g and i exchanged info for the last one, but my flight got in too late so i couldn't make it

Lesbians or not, being crowded out by the big boxes has got to suck. They have probably owned that house for years and now a bunch of developers have built crap with inadequate parking right next door to their love shack. The downside of Houston's lack of zoning.

I would be doing all kinds of **** to a vet parked in front of my house everyday I got home. It would need a daily wash

we need to go to HK soon too

sherwood...that is where the next happy hour should be!

if not we should make a small party excursion and go

i hope Old Main is okay.

Lesbians are grilling him as we type.

I'm back. During lunch I went home to take photos of the back of said signs. I was nervous as hell that these lunchbox lesbians would jump my junk and slice off my huevos for their manhater soup. Luckily there was no testicular separation...unfortunately there were official looking stickers on the back of both signs.

I still call BS. On their application they probably wrote that they needed the street in front of their house to be designated handicapped parking so all of the gimped-up lesbians in the neighborhood could come over and eat cheese dip before the Comets games. Since the signs were erected not one single car has parked there - handicap sticker or otherwise.











[This message has been edited by Old Main (edited 7/21/2008 3:29p).]

Has no one here ever been street sign stealin' before?

5 min with a standard wrench and you got yourself a couple of outdoor stripper poles.

Just take the stickers off and then fill us in on what happens next.

i'm sure they stole the signs

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Obviously you've never had a run in with one of these really butch dykes we're talking about here. If you had, you wouldn't touch this one with a 10 foot pole.

Nice cheese dip comment by the way OM. I threw up a little.

Just buy you a couple of these stickers and place them over the wheelchair dude.

Back to the original question, why don't you get a big dog and let it leave steamers in their yard?

And the western boundary of "The Montrose" is considered to be Shepard. Real estate agents will tell you whatever you want to hear.

Does cheese dip mean something other than cheese dip? If it does I really didn't know anything about it. For some reason I could visualize these gimped-up lesbians eating cheese dip before the Comets game. At least I didn't say anything about these lesbians munching on some pregame sushi...

Like this

I just spoke to the traffic engineer who authorized the signs. Without getting into the specifics of the request, the request was found to be justified, although a much smaller handicapped parking zone was approved versus what was requested.

If you wish to pursue the matter further, you may contact the Deputy Director for Traffic & Transportation, Mr. Ray Chong or your Council Member, Wanda Adams. If you believe the handicapped status is unwarranted or fraudulent, please contact your state rep, Ellen Cohen.

If you just want to whine and cry because you hate lesbians who won't let you park in front of their house, call Bill O'Reilly.

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sherwood...that is where the next happy hour should be!

if not we should make a small party excursion and go

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Can I come tambien?

I'm OK with being 5 blocks east of the western boundary of Montrose (Shepherd). I'm just saying that gnarly neighborhood lesbians aside there is a big difference between my street and rainbow central (Westheimer and Montrose).

Great photoshop Houston_Ag! I like the sticker coverup solution.

Ryan, thanks for checking into this. Obviously they didn't need the handicapped parking if there is never any qualifying cars parked there. I think the guy who approved this was tricked. These ladies didn't want anyone to park in front of their house so they submitted a BS request that was approved. I'm sorry, but this is a misuse of whatever ordinance this falls under.



[This message has been edited by Old Main (edited 7/21/2008 4:02p).]

Wayne Dolcaphino (sp) needs to know about this.

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Could they turn their whole front yard into residential parking? Thus preventing vet driving homophobes from parking in front of their house.

How far is this from Sherlocks?

Yes, they can pave their entire front yard, but considering it is a rental property, that is unlikely.

How about if everyone buys a small handicap sign and sticks it in their lawn? I'll buy a bunch. Does Home Depot sell small handicap parking signs?

I don't have a dog, but maybe I'll get drunk one night and take a big dump in their front yard to symbolize my outrage at this misuse of the handicap parking ordinance.

By the way, Bill O'Reilly would be outraged at this fradulent use of handicap parking signage.

If you take Driscoll north you would run right into Sherlocks on West Gray. Maybe everyone can throw something into their yard on the way to the Aggie happyhour next week.

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Why, exactly, is it you are convinced that they have fraudlently obtained handicapped parking?

And btw - it's not a handicapped parking ordinance, it is a STATE LAW. Do I need to get you Ellen Cohen's number so you complain to her, are you are just going to whine and ***** about them and plot to damage their property just because they exercised their rights within the law?

And I'm sorry you failed to rally the masses to go along with your hatred of lesbians.

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Did the Lesbians make the request? That would be the assumption, but maybe your rage is misplaced.


Again, I would not like people parking in the street in front of my house. Who on here actually would not care?

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Maybe everyone can slap rainbow stickers on the Vette parked in the street on the on the way to the Aggie happyhour next week.

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He seems more obsessed with them being lesbians than with them actually having a justifiable need for the handicapped parking zone, which they do.

Of course! This thread wouldn't be entertaining otherwise.

Ryan,

Handicapped parking is for parking. If not one single car has used the designated handicapped parking area then obviously there was not a need for that huge section of public street to be off limits for other residents in the neighborhood. It doesn't take a genius to see that these women just didn't want anyone to park in front of their house. If you don't see the fraud and misuse I don't know how else to explain it to you.

I really don't hate lesbians or any specific group. I do think these particular women are mean as hell and for that reason added some color to the post.



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