quote:Just make sure you remember to remove the price tag.
No, wait...I need this thread like a young sheep herding cowboy who needs to go on "fishing trips" with his buddy.
Rant about lesbian neighbors, pretend handicapped parking, and how to pwned them!
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I dont know which is worse ..... ya'll quoting that or me knowing what it is that ya'll are referencing.
I can't make it on a coupla high-post count threads once or twice a day! You are too much for me Old Main's thread, you son of a wh@#e s@#b@#ch! I wish I knew how to quit you!
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I can't make it on a coupla high-post count threads once or twice a day! You are too much for me Old Main's thread, you son of a wh@#e s@#b@#ch! I wish I knew how to quit you!
OH EFFING LAWL.
God Bless you, TAT.
I teed that one up for you and you did not disappoint.
I teed that one up for you and you did not disappoint.
I'm not even sure which finger is my index finger and which one is my ring finger...
Index lives next to your thumb and ring lives next to your pinkie.
hth
Now, which one is longer?
hth
Now, which one is longer?
Why do you ask?
He must of read something in Cosmo.
Rabbits and lesbian pulp fiction is far more interesting.
Rabbits and lesbian pulp fiction is far more interesting.
Yesterday one of the lunchbox lesbians was out in her yard beating the hell out of some rug and she was sporting a mullet. Who wears a mullet these days?
About my fingers. Due to an unfortunate industrial accident my pinky is currently my longest finger. Before the accident I remember my middle finger being the longest.
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About my fingers. Due to an unfortunate industrial accident my pinky is currently my longest finger. Before the accident I remember my middle finger being the longest.
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beating the hell out of some rug
Well that's what they do, right?!?
Is that photo from the Burning Man event?
No, it's from Google.
Did they burn the google man too?
I have no idea what it's from. I did a GIS for "nubby fingers"
how do you type? hunt and peck with your pinkie?
looks like burning man to me
nm
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I have a pointy chin that I use for keys in the middle such as G and H. Sometimes I drool on this part of the keyboard, but so far so real problems. I've learned to hold my beer with my two pinky fingers and my thumbs. Satisfying a woman with my digits isn't as easy as it used to be - the pinky finger isn't great for this.
I think I saw a couple of lipstick lesbians at Sherlocks last night.
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Well that's what they do, right?!?
Brilliant.
I guess carpet cleaning would be a better description.
dammit Old Main!
Which finger!!?
Which finger!!?
My ring finger is longer (on both hands).
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Brilliant.
Gracias... and I thought my best gem in ages was going to die a slow death with no response whatsoever...
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My ring finger is longer (on both hands).
Whew. You will be glad to know that studies suggest that men with a ring finger longer than their index finger are more likely to be straight than vice versa.
You go Old Main!
Courtesy of Sox:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/695142.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/695142.stm
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Finger length may be an indication of sexual orientation, a controversial study has shown.
Scientists from California found that lesbian women have a greater difference in length between their ring finger and index finger than straight women do.
The same pattern was also found for homosexual men - but only when the researchers looked at those males that had several older brothers.
The scientists from the University of California at Berkeley were testing a theory that higher levels of androgen - male sex hormones - in the womb influence both finger length and sexual orientation.
My index and ring fingers are exactly the same length. That means that sherwood's explanation for why I like andoregnous guys doesn't float.
so this thread has reached 15pgs and yet, old main has ye tto actually accomplish anything with this situation and "pwning" them.
The pwnage definitely belongs to the lunchbox lesbians and their fraudently-obtained handicapped parking signs. Still to this day no one ever parks in the handicapped parking zone.
so are you confirming that, in fact, Old Main = pwned puhn?
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My index and ring fingers are exactly the same length. That means that sherwood's explanation for why I like andoregnous guys doesn't float.
you're right. i think i said you liked eunuchs b/c you prefered chicks, but were afraid to switch hit (because of your fundamental islam/down south kentucky white trash background) right? i guess i assumed your index fingers were longer than your ring fingers. good to know you like both and sometimes prefer that they look like both.
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