***** THE Official Houston Texans Thread 2026 *****

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AgFan1974
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In reply to LB12MEEN • 3:44p, 9/9/26
LB12MEEN said:
All the rivalries jerseys are sold out.

Well all except a certain one.

Yes, number 7 is still available. I'm glad to see our fans see the writing on the wall.

All he had to do was buy himself an Astros cap. I think people underestimate the bad taste that left in the mouths of Houstonians. I still here people make comments about it, and I am in DFW.
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In reply to bodaciousbood14 • 7:19p, 9/9/26
You need 1 more square, buddy!
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CharleyKerfeld
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7:49p, 9/9/26
Every up to and including Mr. Bond had their picks in
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9:23p, 9/9/26
1. COWBOYS SUCK
2. Texans make the playoffs
3. Texans never get shutout
4. CJ Stroud 22+ passing TDs
5. CJ Stroud 3500+ passing yards
6.Will Anderson 11+ sacks
7.Nico Collins 1150+ receiving yards
8.Kaimi Fairbairn makes FG of 58+ yards
9.Texans > 9.5 wins
10.David Montgomery < 1000 yards rushing
11.Nico Collins 8+ TD receptions
12.Danielle Hunter < 14.5 sacks
13.Texans win the AFC South
14.Bills win AFC East
15.Rams win NFC West


TIE-BREAKER #1: Texans
TIE-BREAKER #2: 19
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mAgnoliAg
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 9:23p, 9/9/26
CharleyKerfeld said:
Every up to and including Mr. Bond had their picks in


DEADLINE: September 13th at 12:00 p.m. CDT NO EXCEPTIONS
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In reply to mAgnoliAg • 7:08a, 9/10/26
mAgnoliAg said:
CharleyKerfeld said:
Every up to and including Mr. Bond had their picks in


DEADLINE: September 13th at 12:00 p.m. CDT NO EXCEPTIONS

I was letting people know I had uploaded their picks to the spreadsheet.
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 7:28a, 9/10/26
Good lookin' out...I edited my original post but I added NFC South Champs - Bucs
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mAgnoliAg
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 9:56a, 9/10/26
CharleyKerfeld said:
mAgnoliAg said:
CharleyKerfeld said:
Every up to and including Mr. Bond had their picks in


DEADLINE: September 13th at 12:00 p.m. CDT NO EXCEPTIONS

I was letting people know I had uploaded their picks to the spreadsheet.

Oh I thought you were announcing the cutoff
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Johnny Foosball
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11:24a, 9/10/26
BALLOT:

1. COWBOYS SUCK
2. Texans make the Playoffs
3. Texans win the AFC South
4. Texans never get shut out
5. Will Anderson 11+ sacks
6. Texans OVER 9.5 wins
7. Dalton Schultz 650+ yards
8. CJ Stroud 22+ passing TDs
9. Bills the AFC East Winner
10. David Montgomery 1,000+ yards rushing
11. 3-1 Pick the Texans' December Record (4 games)
12. Dalton Schultz 4+ TDs
13. Rams the NFC West Winner
14. Texans have a 5+ game winning streak
15. Bucs the NFC South Winner


TIE-BREAKER #1: Rams
TIE-BREAKER #2: 17
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B-Rabbit
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2:25p, 9/11/26
Kayden McDonald to IR.
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In reply to B-Rabbit • 2:58p, 9/11/26
B-Rabbit said:
Kayden McDonald to IR.

Damn, when the **** did that happen?

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CharleyKerfeld
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3:14p, 9/11/26
Updated picks for Texans bingo of everyone who has submitted. If you want to play, you have about 45 hours to make your picks!
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 5:09p, 9/12/26
CharleyKerfeld said:


It's time for Texans Bingo 2026!

RULES:
1) Pick FOURTEEN (14) of the squares below.
2) The Free Square is: Cowboys Suck
3) Pick answers to both tie-breakers at the bottom to ensure you win.
4) Copy/paste the ballot at the bottom and reply/direct reply your choices to me. You can also PM me.

DEADLINE: September 13th at 12:00 p.m. CDT NO EXCEPTIONS

PRIZE: Winner gets $50 from me. If anyone else wants to chip in prize money, feel free, but it is VOLUNTARY.

Free Square: Cowboys SUCK

Pick your favorite 14 of these

Texans make the Playoffs
Texans don't make the Playoffs

Texans win the AFC South
Texans finish second in the AFC South
Texans finish third or fourth in the AFC South

Colts win the AFC South
Jags win the AFC South
Titans win the AFC South

Texans finish +12 or higher in turnovers
Texans finish +11 or lower in turnovers
Texans D/ST produces 26+ turnovers
Texans D/ST produces 25- turnovers

Texans score a special teams touchdown
Texans don't score a special teams touchdown
Texans shut out an opponent at least once
Texas don't shut out anyone
Texans get shut out at least once
Texans never get shut out

CJ Stroud 22+ passing TDs
CJ Stroud <22 passing TDs
CJ Stroud 10+ INTs
CJ Stroud <10 INTs
CJ Stroud 3,500+ passing yards
CJ Stroud <3,500 passing yards

Texans have a 5+ game winning streak
Texans have a 3+ game losing streak

Will Anderson 11+ sacks
Will Anderson <11 sacks
Danielle Hunter 14.5+ sacks
Danielle Hunter <14.5 sacks

Nico Collins 1,150+ receiving yards
Nico Collins <1,150 receiving yards
Nico Collins 110+ receptions
Nico Collins <110 receptions
Nico Collins 8+ TD receptions
Nico Collins <8 TD receptions

Kaimi Fairbairn makes FG of 58+ yards
Kaimi Fairbairn does not make a FG of 58+ yards
Kaimi Fairbairn FG% 90+%
Kaimi Fairbairn FG% <90%

David Montgomery 1,000+ yards rushing
David Montgomery <1,000 yards rushing

Dalton Schultz 75+ receptions
Dalton Schultz <75 receptions
Dalton Schultz 650+ yards
Dalton Schultz <650 yards
Dalton Schultz 4+ TDs
Dalton Schultz <4 Tds

Pick the AFC West Winner
Pick the AFC East Winner
Pick the AFC North Winner
Pick the NFC West Winner
Pick the NFC East Winner
Pick the NFC South Winner
Pick the NFC North Winner

Cowboys <>9.5 wins
Texans <>9.5 wins

Pick the Texans' September Record (3 games)
Pick the Texans' October Record (4 games)
Pick the Texans' November Record (4 games)
Pick the Texans' December Record (4 games)
Pick the Texans' regular-season January Record (2 games)

Pick the NFL rushing yards leader
Pick the NFL rushing TDs leader
Pick the NFL passing yards leader
Pick the NFL passing TDs leader
Pick the NFL receiving yards leader
Pick the NFL receiving TDs leader

TIE-BREAKER #1: Pick the team with the best record in the NFL at the end of the regular season.

TIE-BREAKER #2: Pick the total combined wins for the Texans and Aggie football team on December 1. The Texans will have played 11 games and the Aggies will have played 12.

BALLOT:

1. COWBOYS SUCK
2 Texans make the playoffs
3. Texans do not get shutout
4. Stroud 10+ interceptions
5. Anderson 11+ sacks
6. Fairbairn makes FG of 58+ yards
7. Texans > 9.5 wins
8. Kaimi Fairbairn FG% <90%
9. Dalton Schultz 75+ receptions
10. Dalton Schultz 650+ yards
11. Danielle Hunter <14.5 sacks
12. Texans don't score a special teams touchdown
13. Nico Collins <110 receptions
14. Nico Collins <8 TD receptions
15. David Montgomery <1,000 yards rushing

TIE-BREAKER #1: Rams
TIE-BREAKER #2: 16

Thanks!

(Edited to swap in DH sack total instead of DS TDs)
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CharleyKerfeld
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6:16p, 9/12/26
How's everyone feeling for tomorrow?
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wasntme
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11:11p, 9/12/26
BALLOT:

1. COWBOYS SUCK
2 Texans never get shut out
3.Texans don't shut out anyone
4. Fairbairn does not make a field goal of +58 yards
5. N. Collins < 110 receptions
6. CJ Stroud 3500+ passing yards
7. Texans make the playoffs
8. Texans > 9.5 wins
9. AFC EAST winner - Buffalo
10. Texans win the AFC South
11. CJ Stroud < 10 INT's
12. D Montgomery 1000+ yards rushing
13. NFC North winner - Detroit
14. N Collins < 8 TD receptions
15. January record: 1-1



TIE-BREAKER #1: Seattle
TIE-BREAKER #2: 17

edited to get in tie-breakers
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10:09a, 9/13/26
Anyone going to the London game? Booked my flights and tickets this weekend
https://ts.la/eric59704
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10:32a, 9/13/26
Is it too late to change my Rams tiebreaker choice? Myles on IR.
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In reply to 07ag • 10:35a, 9/13/26
07ag said:
Anyone going to the London game? Booked my flights and tickets this weekend


Yup! Wife and 15 year old daughter are coming with.
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10:44a, 9/13/26
Disclaimer: I let my son make my picks. From the mind of a somewhat optimistic 13-year old...

1. Cowboys SUCK
2. Texans make the Playoffs
3. Texans win the AFC South
4. Texans D/ST produces 26+ turnovers
5. Texans score a special teams touchdown
6. Texans never get shut out
7. CJ Stroud 22+ passing TDs
8. CJ Stroud 10+ INTs
9. Will Anderson 11+ sacks
10. Nico Collins 1,150+ receiving yards
11. Nico Collins 8+ TD receptions
12. Kaimi Fairbairn makes FG of 58+ yards
13. Kaimi Fairbairn FG% 90+%
14. David Montgomery <1,000 yards rushing
15. Dalton Schultz <650 yards

TIE-BREAKER #1: Seattle Seahawks

TIE-BREAKER #2: 19
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Pahdz
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11:05a, 9/13/26
Texans make the Playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans finish +11 or lower in turnovers
Texans D/ST produces 26+ turnovers
Texans score a special teams touchdown
Texans shut out an opponent at least once
Texans never get shut out
CJ Stroud 22+ passing TDs
CJ Stroud 10+ INTs
Will Anderson 11+ sacks
Danielle Hunter <14.5 sacks
Kaimi Fairbairn makes FG of 58+ yards
David Montgomery 1,000+ yards rushing
Texans > 9.5 wins
Cowboys Suck


TIE-BREAKER #1: Houston Texans 13-4

TIE-BREAKER #2: 18

I went with all Texans options, gonna have to root hard lol
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CharleyKerfeld
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In reply to B-Rabbit • 11:08a, 9/13/26
B-Rabbit said:
Is it too late to change my Rams tiebreaker choice? Myles on IR.

You have until noon.
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CharleyKerfeld
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11:16a, 9/13/26
Everyone's picks through Pahdz are uploaded.

You can check here if you'd like.

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CharleyKerfeld
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11:49a, 9/13/26
OK - I'm headed for the couch - if you get your picks in by 12, they'll count, otherwise no sale.

Don't be the person barking at me at 1203 that it doesnt matter, because I wont' care.
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07ag
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In reply to Pahdz • 11:59a, 9/13/26
Pahdz said:
07ag said:
Anyone going to the London game? Booked my flights and tickets this weekend


Yup! Wife and 15 year old daughter are coming with.


Awesome we'll be in 521 row 4
https://ts.la/eric59704
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Pahdz
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In reply to 07ag • 12:02p, 9/13/26
Section 118 row 33

Where ya staying?
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CharleyKerfeld
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12:03p, 9/13/26
The cop's face when the singer hit the high note on the anthem was great.
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12:10p, 9/13/26
Bills run wide on 4th down...stuffed
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CharleyKerfeld
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12:11p, 9/13/26
Great stand by the D.
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BayAg_14
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12:11p, 9/13/26
Let's go CJ.
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12:12p, 9/13/26
Thing of beauty.
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 12:14p, 9/13/26
Do turnovers on downs (produced by the D) count for the bingo?
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12:15p, 9/13/26
LOL
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12:15p, 9/13/26
My god here we go again
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12:15p, 9/13/26
Meet the new boss same as the old boss
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12:15p, 9/13/26
Stroud turning it over already

fumble
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