***** THE Official Houston Texans Thread 2026 *****

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MelvinUdall
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In reply to mAgnoliAg • 2:11p, 8/24/26
mAgnoliAg said:
MelvinUdall said:
redag06 said:
MelvinUdall said:
texagbeliever said:
oh no said:
I didn't say it's great.. just saying it doesn't seem too terrible when considering WR corps on other squads around the league. Counting on Nico to stay healthy and Tank to be his old self and stay healthy is a lot though, I agree. We're also counting on David Montgomery and a better run game to help CJ and the passing game.


Look around the league the only team with a worse skill position offense are the dolphins. Though if they had Waddle that probably wouldnt be true. The Titans might be worse depending on how good Tate is.

The raiders are even (assuming Jeantry is healthy in a few weeks). The Jets are also even.

KC might be close. But they have a better o-line and qb.

That is bleak. I still think they win games i just mean it more from a they need something to really give this offense a chance to move the ball


KC's oline isn't all that great.

A qb that can read a blitz and understand protections can make any line look decent.(Mahomes) A qb who can't will make any line look bad (Stroud)


KC wasn't good offensively last year and it had a lot to do with their Oline.

He just waits for any opportunity he can find to talk about CJ. I don't know that I've ever seen him make a post that wasn't about CJ.


I don't know his posting history, but he is inaccurate about KC's oline…
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htownag08
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2:50p, 8/24/26
This is a solid trade.
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CharleyKerfeld
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2:52p, 8/24/26
No matter what you want to say about Cal, he's definitely ahead of the Niners' owner in good choices.


San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York pleaded no contest to a pair of misdemeanor charges Monday after being arrested in Ohio on suspicion of engaging in prostitution.
According to Columbiana County (Ohio) court records obtained by ESPN, York allegedly responded to an undercover ad on a known prostitution website and "arranged to have sexual activity with the female in exchange for $140."
York was arrested upon arriving at the meeting location with the cellphone used to arrange the meeting, according to the records.
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Snake Jazz
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2:57p, 8/24/26
Wow. Did Nick use some Jedi mind trick stuff with the Patriots? I like Jaylen Reed and think he could be a player, but on paper that is a steal. That is JUST what we needed.
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texagbeliever
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In reply to MelvinUdall • 3:02p, 8/24/26
MelvinUdall said:
texagbeliever said:
oh no said:
I didn't say it's great.. just saying it doesn't seem too terrible when considering WR corps on other squads around the league. Counting on Nico to stay healthy and Tank to be his old self and stay healthy is a lot though, I agree. We're also counting on David Montgomery and a better run game to help CJ and the passing game.


Look around the league the only team with a worse skill position offense are the dolphins. Though if they had Waddle that probably wouldnt be true. The Titans might be worse depending on how good Tate is.

The raiders are even (assuming Jeantry is healthy in a few weeks). The Jets are also even.

KC might be close. But they have a better o-line and qb.

That is bleak. I still think they win games i just mean it more from a they need something to really give this offense a chance to move the ball


KC's oline isn't all that great.


True but they are ranked 8th by PFF. Quick look at other sites show 15-20.
Meanwhile the texans o line is ranked 27th with upside of ... 20th. So id say my statement of better oline and qb still hold.
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texagbeliever
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In reply to MelvinUdall • 3:03p, 8/24/26
MelvinUdall said:
Texans traded for Kayshon Boutte of the Patriots, for safety Jaylen Reed and a draft pick.

One poster called this. I think this is a good option and a guy that can push to be a good number 2 option
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IrishAg
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4:22p, 8/24/26
In not fun news

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W
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9:14p, 8/24/26
the M.O. for the Texans in 2026 is the same as last year:

defense and Fairbairn
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W
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9:15p, 8/24/26
and the defense will get tested against Josh Allen in week 1 and Joe Burrow in week 2
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CharleyKerfeld
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In reply to W • 9:22p, 8/24/26
W said:
and the defense will get tested against Josh Allen in week 1 and Joe Burrow in week 2

It is really insane that I was looking at the schedule for this year, saw the Bills in Week 1 and thought "OK, that's a win."

Allen 1-3 against the Texans is probably an even more embarrassing stat than him never getting to the Super Bowl. Only win was in 2021 when ultimate footnote David Culley was running the show.
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 8:23a, 8/25/26
CharleyKerfeld said:
W said:
and the defense will get tested against Josh Allen in week 1 and Joe Burrow in week 2

It is really insane that I was looking at the schedule for this year, saw the Bills in Week 1 and thought "OK, that's a win."

Allen 1-3 against the Texans is probably an even more embarrassing stat than him never getting to the Super Bowl. Only win was in 2021 when ultimate footnote David Culley was running the show.

Our defense is just a bad matchup for Allen.
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9:07a, 8/25/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcdzM_KudDM/?igsi=MXBubWV5dXY3YjV4ZQ==



OH MY GOD
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.
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In reply to Mr.Bond • 9:20a, 8/25/26
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcdzM_KudDM/?igsi=MXBubWV5dXY3YjV4ZQ==



OH MY GOD


That Strunk ***** gonna be big mad. Love it.
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9:36a, 8/25/26
Love everything about those unis except the awful "H"
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10:01a, 8/25/26












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10:07a, 8/25/26
candy paint face mask and tile helmet front bumper is so ****in sick
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.
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dixie whiskey
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10:18a, 8/25/26
Never in a million years would i have guessed that as part of Nike's alternate uniform campaign that has already given a team dirt as its design that not only would the texans not get screwed with something horrendous like a brisket stitched design, but would get the best uniform of the entire program. and as a bonus, in a year the titans are debuting their Oilers-lite rebrand, we get our own Oilers tribute that looks exponentially better than theirs. I can't believe the league allowed it but I'm glad they did
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CharleyKerfeld
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10:38a, 8/25/26
*********those are sweet. As the Astros meander in the current, the Texans and Rockets bring back the swagger to the city. I am going to waste some big bucks on one of those bad boys. **** THE TITANS!
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CharleyKerfeld
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10:41a, 8/25/26
from the team site:

The Texans' new uniform will make its debut in Week 11 when the team hosts the Indianapolis Colts for a primetime matchup on Thursday Night Football.

I love how they're pretending the jerseys are inspired by stuff around the city and not the Oilers.

Built from the fabric of the city's streets, the HOUSTON/US uniform puts H-Town on full display. Wrapped in Liberty White, H-Town Blue and Battle Red, the uniform combines Houston's signature blue-and-white street tiles, the city's earliest expression of street art, with details inspired by the iconic "Be Someone" bridge and custom car culture. HOUSTON/US represents the 8 million people who call the city home.
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Texan_Aggie
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11:03a, 8/25/26
Well to be fair, the tiles started in the 20s and the oilers were formed in 60s. Oilers brought notoriety to the color scheme, but they took some inspiration from things already in the city.
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11:07a, 8/25/26
They're going to sell a million of those jerseys
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Marvin
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11:17a, 8/25/26
Those should be the permanent uniforms and colors. Mix in the steel blue a bit and call it a day.
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 11:25a, 8/25/26
CharleyKerfeld said:
from the team site:

The Texans' new uniform will make its debut in Week 11 when the team hosts the Indianapolis Colts for a primetime matchup on Thursday Night Football.

I love how they're pretending the jerseys are inspired by stuff around the city and not the Oilers.

Built from the fabric of the city's streets, the HOUSTON/US uniform puts H-Town on full display. Wrapped in Liberty White, H-Town Blue and Battle Red, the uniform combines Houston's signature blue-and-white street tiles, the city's earliest expression of street art, with details inspired by the iconic "Be Someone" bridge and custom car culture. HOUSTON/US represents the 8 million people who call the city home.

wasnt the whole Oiler motif inspired by the city of Houston?
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In reply to Marvin • 11:28a, 8/25/26
Marvin said:
Those should be the permanent uniforms and colors. Mix in the steel blue a bit and call it a day.

I agree. But, Bud's progeny won't let that happen, and I don't think the McNairs really want that either. I think Cal and Hannah are just fine using the "H-Town blue" in alternative uniforms as a throwback while still keeping a version of the original design as tribute to Bob.
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CharleyKerfeld
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11:36a, 8/25/26
Need some Hannah McNair in the new jersey selfies STAT.
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 11:47a, 8/25/26
CharleyKerfeld said:
Need some Hannah McNair in the new jersey selfies STAT.

Hannah has really grown on me. She is catty and petty in all the right ways.
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12:05p, 8/25/26
Uniform: temu Bills with a weird H
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In reply to Mr.Bond • 12:50p, 8/25/26
Mr.Bond said:
candy paint face mask and tile helmet front bumper is so ****in sick





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In reply to rgag12 • 12:59p, 8/25/26
rgag12 said:
Uniform: temu Bills with a weird H


i know this is all subjective but what exactly were you hoping for? i love these. it's too bad these and the other htown unis cant be bumped up to the standard and we wear the rest a couple games a year
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5:22a, 8/26/26
It was about damn time!

Love them!
Gig ‘Em Baby!
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AgFan1974
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7:29a, 8/26/26
Really smart choices. The color pattern and tiles will pull at the heart strings of the "Luv Ya Blue" Gen-X and older crowd (hand raised), and, the "drip", grafitti, Paul Wall etc. grabs the younger crowd too.

For the record, I love the H. The derrick is likely never coming back as much as it pains me to say.

The white helmet is back and I approve.

ETA: I like Boutte too
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11:20a, 8/26/26
I don't like the fact that they look just like the Titans new uniforms. I'm over the Oiler thing, I think the Texans should focus more on the red as it's a more exciting look than the dark blue.
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Aust Ag
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11:24a, 8/26/26
Unbelievable. RT Braden Smith carted off the field during the Panthers scrimmage.
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Ag_07
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12:30p, 8/26/26
So many training camp injuries all over the league this year.
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Houston Lee
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5:08p, 8/26/26
The Texans new Rivalries uniform is already available to play with on Madden 27!


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