***** THE Official Houston Texans Thread 2026 *****

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Complete Idiot
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In reply to IrishAg • 3:08p, 9/27/26
IrishAg said:
I hate football right now


It's a stupid game for stupid people
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htxag09
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In reply to annie88 • 3:09p, 9/27/26
annie88 said:
Holy ****, I hadn't been able to watch the game. I just saw that we went up 17-16 with 20 seconds left and thought we won.


We didn't go up with 20 seconds left. We scored with like 2 minutes left
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Head Ninja In Charge
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3:09p, 9/27/26
Just kick it, man. No way this play works.
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annie88
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In reply to Complete Idiot • 3:09p, 9/27/26
Complete Idiot said:
IrishAg said:
I hate football right now


It's a stupid game for stupid people


Username checks out.
In a world when you can be anything, be the person that ends the meeting early.
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Scientific
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3:10p, 9/27/26
Why not kick given how horrible the O Line is.....seriously
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tjack16
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3:10p, 9/27/26
Throwing it out of bounds is certainly a choice
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Yoda
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3:10p, 9/27/26
Hail Mary lands 4 yards out of bounds. Perfect CJ.
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Complete Idiot
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3:10p, 9/27/26
Pretty big target missed, the target being the FIELD OF PLAY
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3:10p, 9/27/26
Threw the hail Mary out of bounds, good grief
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amercer
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3:10p, 9/27/26
Can we have Deshaun Watson back
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3:10p, 9/27/26
This one is on demeco
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mAgnoliAg
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3:10p, 9/27/26
Definitely would've kicked it
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3:10p, 9/27/26
So dumb.

What's more likely, a Hail Mary or a Fairbairn 70 yarder??
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IrishAg
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3:11p, 9/27/26
The end of that game sums up football this year. **** a slim chance, our QB is going to make sure there is NO chance.
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3:11p, 9/27/26
Field goal attempt, regardless of how unlikely it would be to work, is way more likely than a Hail Mary. Especially if you throw it OB.
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In reply to gambochaman • 3:12p, 9/27/26
gambochaman said:
This one is on demeco


They have all been on him. Take the points dumbass!
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Frok
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In reply to gambochaman • 3:12p, 9/27/26
gambochaman said:
This one is on demeco


Absolutely, he's done and should be fired after this year. He's not a head coach.
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In reply to B-Rabbit • 3:12p, 9/27/26
B-Rabbit said:
Caserio needs to be fired. Had multiple chances to fix the same problems.




Cannot say this enough
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Yoda
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In reply to E • 3:12p, 9/27/26
E said:
So dumb.

What's more likely, a Hail Mary or a Fairbairn 70 yarder??

He was short from 58 last week.

Did not matter. My teams will find a way to disappoint.
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Rule#2
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3:12p, 9/27/26
Wtf did I just watch
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maca1028
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3:13p, 9/27/26
My soul after a weekend of football
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Bonfired
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3:13p, 9/27/26
Well, off to see if the Astros can be the tallest midget in the AL West.
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MisterFurious
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In reply to Rule#2 • 3:13p, 9/27/26
Rule#2 said:
Wtf did I just watch


Hopefully the beginning of the end of Ryans and Stroud in Houston.
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W
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3:14p, 9/27/26
among Caserio, DeMeco, and Stroud...

somebody has to go

maybe two somebodies
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UsarAg19
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3:14p, 9/27/26
Is the A&M/Texans fan combo the most disappointing of all time? I think so
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Boogie2988Ag
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3:15p, 9/27/26
man stroud got a noddle arm
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IrishAg
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3:15p, 9/27/26
Do we just go ahead and tank? We did the 0-3 thing last year and came back from it, but expecting it in back to back years? Also even if we do get it in back to back years, it just shows how poorly coached this team is.

Just tank, we don't have any bad contracts, dump Stroud draft a new QB, hire a offensive minded coach and just move forward.

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5 Dollar Footlong
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In reply to Triple S • 3:15p, 9/27/26
Triple S said:
B-Rabbit said:
Caserio needs to be fired. Had multiple chances to fix the same problems.




Cannot say this enough
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The Beef01
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3:16p, 9/27/26
The stupidity involved in losing this game is shocking.

Going for it on 4th and 1 from the 30 with the same stretch play to the right you've used twice already this season and have failed the previous 2 times.

Letting :35 burn off the clock when they were already in 4-down territory and already on the cusp of FG range.

Either one of those would be fireable offenses…he only called TO b/c he didn't like the way the defense was set-up; completely oblivious!
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In reply to W • 3:16p, 9/27/26
I'll keep Demeco - so long to the other two.
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Marvin
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3:16p, 9/27/26
Worst case scenario- the team sucks, gets a high draft pick, and the front office selects Arch.

Shoot me now.
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In reply to Marvin • 3:18p, 9/27/26
Marvin said:
Worst case scenario- the team sucks, gets a high draft pick, and the front office selects Arch.

Shoot me now.

id take Chambliss.
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The Beef01
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In reply to Yoda • 3:18p, 9/27/26
Yoda said:
E said:
So dumb.

What's more likely, a Hail Mary or a Fairbairn 70 yarder??

He was short from 58 last week.

Did not matter. My teams will find a way to disappoint.


He muffed the 58-yarder last week…he has a big leg.

Obviously, it's low probability…but higher than letting your QB throw a Hail Mary.
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In reply to htownag08 • 3:19p, 9/27/26
htownag08 said:
I'll keep Demeco - so long to the other two.
ok but hire him a clock manager.
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3:20p, 9/27/26
If we draft Arch I may become an NFL orphan.
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