Not sure if already posted, but I can't stand when automatic doors slow me down. Instant rage.

TexAggers that turn a fun thread into a wide open, hair-pulling brawl. Let it go fellas.

BigLeroy said:

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Those high school boy mufflers they stick on the little POS 10 horsepower cars that make them sound like a chainsaw on steroids ...

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What an insult to chainsaws.

someone calling you 9 seconds after sending an email....."have you read it yet?"



lol - they just called back to tell me they are "sending another email here in a bit"

People that run a stop sign to turn in front of you when you're going the 75mph speed limit on a FM road and then drive below the speed limit so you have to take the cruise off and slow down.

The general incompetence of employees at auto parts stores.

You have 5 people in line on a Saturday morning, 1 guy up front helping and he is answering the phone instead of helping the people in line. When you finally get to the front of the line, he must know which engine you have to tell you which taillight bulb you need.

Accounting

zooguy96 said:

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DatTallArchitect said:

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zooguy96 said:

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I Am A Critic said:

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zooguy96 said:

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3. People who get into the right lane to pass you who are going 20+ over the speed limit.

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Try driving in the correct lane, geezer.

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Well, I'm usually going 10-15 above the speed limit... so...

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If someone has enough room to pass you on the right, then you're in the wrong lane.

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If somebody's going over 20-25 miles an hour above the speed limit, I could care less if I'm going slower than that. The type I'm talking about are weaving in and out of traffic; it doesn't matter how fast everyone else is going, they are still going to drive in a reckless manner.

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Just know that in some states you'll be the one to get the ticket for impeding. Where as if you politely get over, they will get the ticket. It doesn't serve you to be a jackass

lawless89 said:

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People at grocery stores with carts driving on the wrong side, cutting you off, come flying out of an aisle without looking or leaving your cart blocking the whole aisle. Rules of the road should apply just the same to grocery carts!

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Add in the people that may be following rules if the road but stop and leave cart on side but then step to other side of aisle to compare brands of something on shelf blocking entire aisle. And being oblivious

duddleysdraw88 said:

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when you put your card in the pump and it says "see cashier inside" and you have to swipe inside

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That's a good one! I go straight to red, get in my truck and drive to the next gas station.

And "see cashier" message at the pump. I haven't visited your damn cashier in years and not about to start now, I'll get in my car and drive to another pump before I see the cashier. Not. Gonna. Happen.

The dumb**** driver who pulls up to a traffic light but stops before getting to the sensors so the light won't change until someone from the other side comes up to activate the traffic light change.

Close second - the kid texting when the light turns green and sits there (despite honking - likely can't hear with their airpods in) and only reacts when it turns yellow and scoots through not leaving you enough time unless you run the red.

Y'all will enjoy this then:
Couple weeks ago i was in the tsa line at iah, for some reason they had the dogs sniffing everyone and you went through part of the line, then they paired you up with someone and you walked side by side past the dog. Of course there's signs everywhere about putting away your phone. This goober in gym shorts is having a loud obnoxious conversation in his phone, oblivious to what's going on, and gets to the dog part and they have lady behind him stand next to him so they can walk past the dog. He sees this and bows up, telling the tsa lady "hey i was in front of her" then as she starts explaining to him what's happening he drops an f-bomb to the person on his phone. Immediately the tsa dog handler goes "nope, get your bag and come with me" guy is like "huh?" "You're not going through my line. You can go to another terminal and see if they'll let you through their checkpoint but you're not going through mine" and escorts the guy out of the line. Finally a positive tsa experience!

lawless89 said:

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People at grocery stores with carts driving on the wrong side, cutting you off, come flying out of an aisle without looking or leaving your cart blocking the whole aisle. Rules of the road should apply just the same to grocery carts!

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The Sun City HEB is ground zero for this.

Man y'all are some angry drivers.

And for Schmelba I think it would have been a lot easier to come up with a list of things that did NOT make him angry.

Masks.

agsalaska said:

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Man y'all are some angry drivers.

And for Schmelba I think it would have been a lot easier to come up with a list of things that did NOT make him angry.

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agsalaska said:

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Man y'all are some angry drivers.

And for Schmelba I think it would have been a lot easier to come up with a list of things that did NOT make him angry.

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I tried to simply things early on, but MBL ragged me on.

I can't help it that I generally despise stupidity and the human race, which encompasses the overwhelming majority of things that make me mad (whether rational or irrational). If people collectively weren't so dumb, weren't *******s, etc. - I'd have far less reasons to dislike them on principle.

Texker said:

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And "see cashier" message at the pump. I haven't visited your damn cashier in years and not about to start now, I'll get in my car and drive to another pump before I see the cashier. Not. Gonna. Happen.

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Yep. Half the time I just go to the next station down the street.

On this same note....I would greatly appreciate if gas stations would upgrade the computer processors in their gas pumps to something better than Intel Pentium 1 technology from about 1995 or so. They are painfully slow most of the time (looking at you, Buccees!). I really dont think anybody needs to wait 30 seconds between each screen.

Todd 02 said:

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People that run a stop sign to turn in front of you when you're going the 75mph speed limit on a FM road and then drive below the speed limit so you have to take the cruise off and slow down.

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It's even better when there is nobody behind you for miles.....and they still decide to pull out in front of you instead of waiting those 4 seconds for you to pass.

Or the people that pull out into your lane on a multi lane road when there is nobody in the other one.

Those types always remind me of the meme of the bathroom with 20 empty urinals and the guy walking past them all to stand next to the one guy in there.

My lane gripe is connected to the "people swinging wide on turns" gripe.

I often travel down a 2-lane FM road that's very narrow with no shoulder. Narrow, as in if you are meeting a semi or a wide trailer coming the other way, one of you is probably going to drop your outside wheel in the grass so you don't clank mirrors.

There's also a couple of busy roads that T into it. I don't know how many times I come up on someone wanting to turn onto the road I'm on, going the opposite direction. I'm headed west, they're waiting at the T to go east. Now, they could wait another 5 seconds, and I would be completely past the T intersection and out of their lives.

But no, they have to get to the 7-11 for their Big Gulp RIGHT NOW. So they turn toward me, risking a head on collision, when they could be in the clear in a heartbeat.

It is legal, and if 95% of drivers weren't idiots that didn't have a clue how big their vehicle is, or how to turn, this wouldn't be a concern. But I fully expect someone to swing across the dividing line in a wide turn and clip me one day.

When Everybody is getting into one lane and some dude runs all the way up to the front expecting someone to let them in.

Also, anything that makes me take my cruise control off.

1988PA-Aggie said:

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- people in grocery stores who park their cart in the middle of the aisle to look for their item
- drivers who slow down, likely while texting, and when you go to pass, they speed up
- when you are working on something, you're carrying a tool/pencil/tape measure to go do something else for a second, then absentmindedly put that item down...go back to what you are doing and realize what you need is over there
- drivers who pull out suddenly in front of you when NO ONE is behind you
- anyone watching videos by themselves in a public place, especially on planes, with the sound up loud

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Dad?

When you have to answer 20 questions at the gas pump before it will turn on. NO I don't want a receipt. NO I don't want a car wash. If I wanted a f****ng car wash, I would go to the f****ng car wash. I want gas, therfore I came to the gas pump.

Just an Ag said:

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When Everybody is getting into one lane and some dude runs all the way up to the front expecting someone to let them in.

Also, anything that makes me take my cruise control off.

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But the zipper merge!

Jackholes who merge 6" in front of my bumper forcing me to brake to re-establish a safe separation. Just because you can fit your pos in a gap doesn't mean you made safe and legal merge.

That person that plays hopscotch with you down the highway because they refuse to use cruise control or maintain a remotely constant speed.

Diddler_44 said:

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When you have to answer 20 questions at the gas pump before it will turn on. NO I don't want a receipt. NO I don't want a car wash. If I wanted a f****ng car wash, I would go to the f****ng car wash. I want gas, therfore I came to the gas pump.

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But surely you want the additive, right?