***** Official 2020 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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bearkatag15 said:

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Farmer1906 said:

You're welcome for helping you tank.
Think you guys can win the next 6 against us?

Our draft guy Kip ***g is a big moron. we probably need to be in the top 2 to get a good player. We need the choice to be obvious.

The last time we had a top 5 pick, we took Dillon Tate and he didn't do *****


Oh and don't act like you're just doing us a favor. You guys need the wins right now. Record isn't looking too hot.
Seattle has the hardest schedule in baseball the final 2 weeks while the Astros have the easiest... and Houston already has the lead and tie breaker over Seattle. They'll be fine
Playoff positioning matters.

I doubt you guys want a first round matchup with the Yankees or Oakland.
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Did I read that correctly tonight that Odor is batting .155?
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Grapesoda2525 said:

bearkatag15 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

You're welcome for helping you tank.
Think you guys can win the next 6 against us?

Our draft guy Kip ***g is a big moron. we probably need to be in the top 2 to get a good player. We need the choice to be obvious.

The last time we had a top 5 pick, we took Dillon Tate and he didn't do *****


Oh and don't act like you're just doing us a favor. You guys need the wins right now. Record isn't looking too hot.
Seattle has the hardest schedule in baseball the final 2 weeks while the Astros have the easiest... and Houston already has the lead and tie breaker over Seattle. They'll be fine
Playoff positioning matters.

I doubt you guys want a first round matchup with the Yankees or Oakland.


I'd say 1-8 is fairly close across the board this year. I'd prefer the As before the Rays, Twins, or Yankees. Maybe Sox too.
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Ag_07 said:

Did I read that correctly tonight that Odor is batting .155?


Altuve is in the middle of one of the wildest slumps I have ever witnessed and he's still better than Odor.
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Is it still called a slump when your buzzer doesn't work anymore?
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hawk1689 said:

Is it still called a slump when your buzzer doesn't work anymore?


You're one of those people. Keep that tin foil hat on.
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hawk1689 said:

Is it still called a slump when your buzzer doesn't work anymore?
Buzzer or not. Altuve is 10x better than odor will ever be.

To be honest, I'm embarrassed that there are ranger fans out there who actually tried to have a "Altuve vs odor" debate.
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Farmer1906 said:

hawk1689 said:

Is it still called a slump when your buzzer doesn't work anymore?


You're one of those people. Keep that tin foil hat on.
You do realize that it's not a conspiracy theory that they cheated? You guys have your blinders on because the only success your precious Astros* have ever achieved is tainted.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

hawk1689 said:

Is it still called a slump when your buzzer doesn't work anymore?
Buzzer or not. Altuve is 10x better than odor will ever be.

To be honest, I'm embarrassed that there are ranger fans out there who actually tried to have a "Altuve vs odor" debate.
Rangers fans are embarrassed by you because you like to apologize to the other side in a **** talking thread.
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hawk1689 said:

Farmer1906 said:

hawk1689 said:

Is it still called a slump when your buzzer doesn't work anymore?


You're one of those people. Keep that tin foil hat on.
You do realize that it's not a conspiracy theory that they cheated? You guys have your blinders on because the only success your precious Astros* have ever achieved is tainted.
The whole world knows it happened. They got punished.

Continuing to talk about it so long afterwards just comes across as pathetic.

We need to focus on accumulating young talent. Our team probably won't have a chance to be good again until 2023 or later.
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hawk1689 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

hawk1689 said:

Is it still called a slump when your buzzer doesn't work anymore?
Buzzer or not. Altuve is 10x better than odor will ever be.

To be honest, I'm embarrassed that there are ranger fans out there who actually tried to have a "Altuve vs odor" debate.
Rangers fans are embarrassed by you because you like to apologize to the other side in a **** talking thread.
Are you serious buddy?

The front office has done so poorly the last few years that we have no leg to stand on. There's nothing we can really talk **** about.

I'd trade the rangers front office with any other teams front office with the exception of the Pittsburgh Pirates. We have just been embarrassing the last few years.

I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not going to deny reality.
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Those morons running the ship into the rocks can't even get tanking right. They traded the guy who's value will never be lower and kept the guy who's value will never be higher.
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Ag_07 said:

Did I read that correctly tonight that Odor is batting .155?
Sounds about right. And he's actually been on a hot streak to get it there.
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I think we can all agree the ump behind home plate is freakin awful tonight
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Stating The Obvious said:

I think we can all agree the ump behind home plate is freakin awful tonight


Obligatory "user name checks out"
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Stating The Obvious said:

I think we can all agree the ump behind home plate is freakin awful tonight
Astro fans are lucky their team is playing us tonight.

A playoff team would have beat them. They came out flat.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Stating The Obvious said:

I think we can all agree the ump behind home plate is freakin awful tonight
Astro fans are lucky their team is playing us tonight.

A playoff team would have beat them. They came out flat.
Not flat, they just aren't very good this year. We're even worse. No excuse for Texas not to be able to play .500 ball and make the playoffs. What a total disaster of a season.
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Kyle Gibson...

Really wish I had the laugh/cry emoji today.
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garrettc16 said:

Kyle Gibson...

Really wish I had the laugh/cry emoji today.
He should have retired after the game. He will never pitch a better game.

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Come on Lynn. Let's go out in style baby! Astros will probably still get 2nd, but it would be great to make them have to scoreboard watch for a few more days.
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I don't know.

We need losses and they need wins. I really want that #2 pick.
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I think one this Astros and Rangers fans can agree on:

We all didn't see this contracted season going this way for both teams.

It's been a complete **** show all around.
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agproducer said:

I think one this Astros and Rangers fans can agree on:

We all didn't see this contracted season going this way for both teams.

It's been a complete **** show all around.
You're half right.

I thought the astros would be good again and a threat to win the World Series, but I also thought the rangers would be abysmal. Especially after our crappy front office made no effort to upgrade the lineup.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

I don't know.

We need losses and they need wins. I really want that #2 pick.
Considering the fact that out of our entire 50 year draft history our top picks have been Kenny Rogers and Texiera, I would expect our #2 to be garbage as well.

Give me a 4 game sweep of the Astros and send their organization into full scale rebuild mode.

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South Platte said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

I don't know.

We need losses and they need wins. I really want that #2 pick.
Considering the fact that out of our entire 50 year draft history our top picks have been Kenny Rogers and Texiera, I would expect our #2 to be garbage as well.

Give me a 4 game sweep of the Astros and send their organization into full scale rebuild mode.


The draft is easy this year at the top. It's all about the Vanderbilt studs. Being #2 overall is easy as hell.

If the team ahead of you takes Kumar rocker, then you take jack Leiter

If the team ahead of you takes jack Leiter, then you take Kumar rocker.

Pretty simple.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

South Platte said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

I don't know.

We need losses and they need wins. I really want that #2 pick.
Considering the fact that out of our entire 50 year draft history our top picks have been Kenny Rogers and Texiera, I would expect our #2 to be garbage as well.

Give me a 4 game sweep of the Astros and send their organization into full scale rebuild mode.


The draft is easy this year at the top. It's all about the Vanderbilt studs. Being #2 overall is easy as hell.

If the team ahead of you takes Kumar rocker, then you take jack Leiter

If the team ahead of you takes jack Leiter, then you take Kumar rocker.

Pretty simple.
Maybe a simple choice, but the odds it works out is still pretty shakey. Mark Appel was a led pike lock that never worked for us. Brady Aiken was good enough to be selected #1 and never became anything.
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Farmer1906 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

South Platte said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

I don't know.

We need losses and they need wins. I really want that #2 pick.
Considering the fact that out of our entire 50 year draft history our top picks have been Kenny Rogers and Texiera, I would expect our #2 to be garbage as well.

Give me a 4 game sweep of the Astros and send their organization into full scale rebuild mode.


The draft is easy this year at the top. It's all about the Vanderbilt studs. Being #2 overall is easy as hell.

If the team ahead of you takes Kumar rocker, then you take jack Leiter

If the team ahead of you takes jack Leiter, then you take Kumar rocker.

Pretty simple.
Maybe a simple choice, but the odds it works out is still pretty shakey. Mark Appel was a led pike lock that never worked for us. Brady Aiken was good enough to be selected #1 and never became anything.
Baseball draft does have more uncertainty than other sports that is true.

Rocker has been striking out people at an alarming rate and could end up being a top tier ace one day.

Leiter is the son of the former major league pitcher Al Leiter. I'd say Al was a solid #2 or at worst #3 pitcher.

They could both not pan out, but I think the rangers would be dumb to not take either one. Although, there is a shortstop Vanderbilt has that might be good enough to break into the top 2.
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Just a hint: You boys might want to keep the roof closed. In fact, you have to wonder of you can sell the roof motors on eBay.
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Blummer calling GLF "MimicMade Park."
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South Platte said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

I don't know.

We need losses and they need wins. I really want that #2 pick.
Considering the fact that out of our entire 50 year draft history our top picks have been Kenny Rogers and Texiera, I would expect our #2 to be garbage as well.

Give me a 4 game sweep of the Astros and send their organization into full scale rebuild mode.


Even if the Astros fail to make the postseason this year the team has too much talent in its prime to go into full scale rebuild mode.
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so technically the Astros won the silver boot due to "run differential" this year.
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tjack16 said:

so technically the Astros won the silver boot due to "run differential" this year.
No one cares about that silly trophy.

I want to collect these.



and these



And a few of these would be fine too, but not necessary.

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Speak for yourself. I'll take all the trophies I can get. No matter how important... the more the merrier
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This year's thread was a dud. Here's hoping for better baseball next year. And more Astros hardware, of course!
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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Marvin said:

This year's thread was a dud. Here's hoping for better baseball next year. And more Astros hardware, of course!
They're not going to be any good for several years. Don't get your hopes up.
 
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