***** Official 2020 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Cromagnum
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Gonna say combined three game score.

Astros 18
Rangers 7
Marvin
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The Astros have a unique ability to suddenly forget how to hit... or throw strikes. I'll take a wait and see approach on this series.
Farmer1906
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But we also have that ability to win... a lot.
Farmer1906
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There are 10 games between the Daddy and y'all. I'm going to set the win total at 3. Y'all going over or under?
xjrayx
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Again with the creepy ass Daddy thing?
Marvin
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Marvin said:

The Astros have a unique ability to suddenly forget how to hit... or throw strikes. I'll take a wait and see approach on this series.


I forgot fielding, apparently...
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Marvin
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That was an ugly baby contest. Ugh.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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Cromagnum said:

Gonna say combined three game score.

Astros 18
Rangers 7


Okay Rangers. So you guys are gonna get blanked one of the next two and only get 1 for the other.

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Cromagnum said:

Cromagnum said:

Gonna say combined three game score.

Astros 18
Rangers 7


Okay Rangers. So you guys are gonna get blanked one of the next two and only get 1 for the other.


It's entirely possible.
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This was like 2008 and watching us lose to Arkansas State.
Mr Gigem
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Mathguy64 said:

This was like 2008 and watching us lose to Arkansas State.
My first game as a student
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AccidentProne said:

Mathguy64 said:

This was like 2008 and watching us lose to Arkansas State.
My first game as a student


I bet that was sobering. Woof.

My first game was against Boston College in 1982. We lost that too. The difference was it wasn't a D2 team and they had a pretty decent QB. Junior names Flutie.
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Mathguy64 said:

AccidentProne said:

Mathguy64 said:

This was like 2008 and watching us lose to Arkansas State.
My first game as a student


I bet that was sobering. Woof.

My first game was against Boston College in 1982. We lost that too. The difference was it wasn't a D2 team and they had a pretty decent QB. Junior names Flutie.
My first game as a student was 2014 South Carolina (I transferred after my first two years from Texas Tech, where I was only at for a fine arts scholarship but actually enjoyed)

Thought we were going to win the SEC after that blowout in Columbia.
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Cromagnum said:

Cromagnum said:

Gonna say combined three game score.

Astros 18
Rangers 7


Okay Rangers. So you guys are gonna get blanked one of the next two and only get 1 for the other.


Odor is on the injured list with an "eye infection". The minor league kids are up and eager to prove something.
I think we put up 3 runs each the next few nights. That's not a big deal for teams like Oakland and the dodgers, but 3 runs is good for our crappy lineup!

Your pitchers won't be getting the easy outs your accustomed too. We would have been better off having the pitcher bat for Odor the last few years.
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tjack16 said:

Thought we were going to win the SEC after that blowout in Columbia.


I remember thinking after that game "we don't need Johnny. Sumlin's got this." That did not last very long.
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Cromagnum said:

Cromagnum said:

Gonna say combined three game score.

Astros 18
Rangers 7


Okay Rangers. So you guys are gonna get blanked one of the next two and only get 1 for the other.




Okay. So blank day for Rangers tomorrow and 11 runs for Stros.
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Cromagnum said:

Cromagnum said:

Cromagnum said:

Gonna say combined three game score.

Astros 18
Rangers 7


Okay Rangers. So you guys are gonna get blanked one of the next two and only get 1 for the other.




Okay. So blank day for Rangers tomorrow and 11 runs for Stros.
That's gonna be tough with Lance Lynn on the mound.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Cromagnum said:

Cromagnum said:

Cromagnum said:

Gonna say combined three game score.

Astros 18
Rangers 7


Okay Rangers. So you guys are gonna get blanked one of the next two and only get 1 for the other.




Okay. So blank day for Rangers tomorrow and 11 runs for Stros.
That's gonna be tough with Lance Lynn on the mound.
Lance Lynn didn't get traded? Holy *****
Grapesoda2525
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Farmer1906 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Cromagnum said:

Cromagnum said:

Cromagnum said:

Gonna say combined three game score.

Astros 18
Rangers 7


Okay Rangers. So you guys are gonna get blanked one of the next two and only get 1 for the other.




Okay. So blank day for Rangers tomorrow and 11 runs for Stros.
That's gonna be tough with Lance Lynn on the mound.
Lance Lynn didn't get traded? Holy *****
We probably have the second dumbest front office in MLB behind the Pirates.

It is what it is at this point.
Farmer1906
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Cromagnum said:

Cromagnum said:

Cromagnum said:

Gonna say combined three game score.

Astros 18
Rangers 7


Okay Rangers. So you guys are gonna get blanked one of the next two and only get 1 for the other.




Okay. So blank day for Rangers tomorrow and 11 runs for Stros.
That's gonna be tough with Lance Lynn on the mound.
Lance Lynn didn't get traded? Holy *****
We probably have the second dumbest front office in MLB behind the Pirates.

It is what it is at this point.
I know a guy who could help you out and he's available.
South Platte
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So far this series has been surprisingly entertaining. Hope the pitching matchup tonight is as good as expected.
Mathguy64
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South Platte said:

So far this series has been surprisingly entertaining. Hope the pitching matchup tonight is as good as expected.


It's 5-3 you are losing top 6. The game started at 1:10. HTH.
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Mathguy64 said:

South Platte said:

So far this series has been surprisingly entertaining. Hope the pitching matchup tonight is as good as expected.


It's 5-3 you are losing top 6. The game started at 1:10. HTH.
HAHAHAH!!! Appreciate the update. What an idiot. I've actually been really productive today WFH.
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Farmer1906
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The civility on this thread makes me sick.
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Farmer1906 said:

The civility on this thread makes me sick.
Our team is so incompetent that there's no way we can really trash talk much. We would be incredibly stupid to do so.

Most people on this thread would've ran the team better than our crackpot ownership group.

JWinTX
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

The civility on this thread makes me sick.
Our team is so incompetent that there's no way we can really trash talk much. We would be incredibly stupid to do so.

Most people on this thread would've ran the team better than our crackpot ownership group.


In 2010, the Rangers got new ownership, led by Nolan Ryan, won the AL West for the first time in 11 years, beat the Yankees in the ALCS in a beautiful outdoor stadium, and went to the World Series. And Houston was owned by stupid-ass Baylortard, played on a field that had a flag pole in play, was on their way to being terribad for years ahead, and were still in the NL.

Fast forward to today, the Astros have the better owner who insisted on going to the AL, better team, better results, better stadium AND got Nolan away from us while we have two dudes that seemingly only care about making money, keep a flailing GM around, and built a *****ing shed to play ball.

I feel like I'm watching the Rangers again, circa 2001, knowing it will be **** here for years and years ahead. So, yeah, I'll be civil, knowing its gonna be years before we even come close to competing with where y'all are at. But, just like most of the Astros fans posting on here did in those years of tankitude, I'll watch my team win about 65-75 games a year for the next 5+ seasons.
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JWinTX said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

The civility on this thread makes me sick.
Our team is so incompetent that there's no way we can really trash talk much. We would be incredibly stupid to do so.

Most people on this thread would've ran the team better than our crackpot ownership group.


In 2010, the Rangers got new ownership, led by Nolan Ryan, won the AL West for the first time in 11 years, beat the Yankees in the ALCS in a beautiful outdoor stadium, and went to the World Series. And Houston was owned by stupid-ass Baylortard, played on a field that had a flag pole in play, was on their way to being terribad for years ahead, and were still in the NL.

Fast forward to today, the Astros have the better owner who insisted on going to the AL, better team, better results, better stadium AND got Nolan away from us while we have two dudes that seemingly only care about making money, keep a flailing GM around, and built a *****ing shed to play ball.

I feel like I'm watching the Rangers again, circa 2001, knowing it will be **** here for years and years ahead. So, yeah, I'll be civil, knowing its gonna be years before we even come close to competing with where y'all are at. But, just like most of the Astros fans posting on here did in those years of tankitude, I'll watch my team win about 65-75 games a year for the next 5+ seasons.
At least our fans won't die of heat strokes while we watch the team stink it up tho.

Might be the only "big win" we see as fans for awhile tho.
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You guys are pathetic. The Astros got kicked out of the National League and they've only had success since they started cheating. The organization is dirty as hell and their fans are a collection of scum.
cc10106
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sucks to suck
tjack16
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hawk1689 said:

You guys are pathetic. The Astros got kicked out of the National League and they've only had success since they started cheating. The organization is dirty as hell and their fans are a collection of scum.


Well that's just not nice
Farmer1906
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tjack16 said:

hawk1689 said:

You guys are pathetic. The Astros got kicked out of the National League and they've only had success since they started cheating. The organization is dirty as hell and their fans are a collection of scum.


Well that's just not nice


Speaking the AL. Let's compare AL only results.

Rangers (entire history)
1 Wild Card
7 Divisions
2 Pennants
0 Championships

Astros
1 Wild Card
3 Divisions
2 Pennants
1 Championship

A 4 year window is superior your entire history.
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hawk1689 said:

You guys are pathetic. The Astros got kicked out of the National League and they've only had success since they started cheating. The organization is dirty as hell and their fans are a collection of scum.


Love me some Arlington Ranger tears!!

Keep em coming crybaby
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hawk1689 said:

You guys are pathetic. The Astros got kicked out of the National League and they've only had success since they started cheating. The organization is dirty as hell and their fans are a collection of scum.
 
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