***** Official 2020 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Look on the bright side Arlintinians, at worst you can only lose 10 games vs Daddy this year. For reference, you've lost 12, 12, and 13 the last 3 years.

Now post your 10 best Globe Life Park, Stadium, Field memes.
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Oh my. Nice rig you boys in the metroplex got. I bet you can get 2000 briskets and 5000 slabs of ribs on that bad boy. But I bet temp control is a ***** when you lift the lid.

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Meh. Mini-seasons are weak. Who cares.

But feel free to go ahead and start a 2021 Trash Talk Thread.
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This season is a piece of crap anyway. 10-20% of the players are likely to get COVID and miss time. Some players may even opt out.

I'll "trash talk" next year, but you guys have fun with whatever happens on the field. Chances are it won't be good quality baseball like we're all used too.
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Spoken like someone who expects to lose. Everyone is playing on the same field with the same rules.
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Farmer1906 said:

Spoken like someone who expects to lose. Everyone is playing on the same field with the same rules.
Let me know when the Texans actually make it to a Super Bowl.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Spoken like someone who expects to lose. Everyone is playing on the same field with the same rules.
Let me know when the Texans actually make it to a Super Bowl.


Things that have happened since the Cowboys last won a SB.

Decent chance you never saw it or remember it.

Kyle Field still had a horseshoe and looked like a tacklebox.

Your team was barely breaking in its old ballpark and has a new one waiting in the wings already.

Bill Clinton won his second term and was later impeached for getting a hummer in the Oval Office.

The Dow broke 10000 for the first time ever.

The current graduating class of TAMU mostly had not been born yet.

The massacre at Columbine HS

Y2K

Bush v Gore

9/11

The Columbia accident

Saddam Hussein assumed room temperature

Some lady named Katrina tried to wipe NO off the map.

Michael Jackson assumed room temperature.

A black man was elected President of the United States. Twice. And yet here are today. Go figure.

The Marlins have won a WS. Twice. The Cubs and Rwd Sox broke their streaks and won WS rings.

And oh yeah, your daddy won a World Series.
Cell phones looked like this.

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Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Spoken like someone who expects to lose. Everyone is playing on the same field with the same rules.
Let me know when the Texans actually make it to a Super Bowl.
Did I stumble on the NFL & Fantasy Football board by mistake?

As a Cowboy fan I'm pissed that Pokes seasons have more or less mirrored that of the Texans since the they came into the league.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Spoken like someone who expects to lose. Everyone is playing on the same field with the same rules.
Let me know when the Texans actually make it to a Super Bowl.


Ummm.... ok

Can you tell me what the Texans have to do with the baseball season you're scared to watch?
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Quote:

Let me know when the Texans actually make it to a Super Bowl


Reading comprehension...It's kinda important
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Texans established 2002

Last cowboys super bowl 1996
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4 game set at the Pitt & Spitt to end the season.
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Panama Red said:

4 game set at the Pitt & Spitt to end the season.



Good news for Arlington. We may have already clinched and will he resting players.
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Got a little prediction for ya.

Little Arlington gets off to a hot start and hangs around for the first 1/3 of the season.

Then the wheels come off and everyone on this thread disappears.
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Its late July and the Rangerttes are not out of the division race yet. This has to feel good. The last time this happened Obama was in office.
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There are only 60 games left in the season and they are tied for first place.
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Man, this thread is depressing. I almost feel bad for Ranger fans... then I remember their new hay barn. HAHAHAHA.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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Are you guys actually going to talk **** after getting busted for cheating like you did?
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hawk1689 said:

Are you guys actually going to talk **** after getting busted for cheating like you did?


Yes
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Charlie Conway said:

hawk1689 said:

Are you guys actually going to talk **** after getting busted for cheating like you did?


Yes


When you come from nothing you gotta hold on to everything you can steal

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Houston* Astros, the Milli Vanilli of pro baseball.
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McDadeTXAggie said:

Charlie Conway said:

hawk1689 said:

Are you guys actually going to talk **** after getting busted for cheating like you did?


Yes


When you come from nothing you gotta hold on to everything you can steal




Yes because the Rangers have an incredible baseball history?
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I saw a stat last night. The Astros winning% over a 3 year span is second all time. Were undisputed legends of the game while y'all are building stadiums no one wants stuck in limbo forever.
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We got this.


You got this.


By the way, that plastic smell from the "turf" going to go away any time soon?
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We banged a trash can and won a ring. Arlington doubled down and decided to play in a trash can.
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While I'm not happy about the cheating scandal ... I've moved on and am looking forward to this year. And in 2020, the Astros have the superior team and are WS contenders.

This is why we are talking trash
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Have I said anything about the Rangers history?

Didn't think so
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McDadeTXAggie said:

Have I said anything about the Rangers history?

Didn't think so


You called the Astros out for coming from nothing ... on a Rangers vs Astros trash talk thread.
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Players need to wear masks in the field. Not from the Rona but for the outgassing ketones from the plastic they are standing on.
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Haven't figured out if you're just that shltty at trash talking or if it's due to lack of material.
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mathguy86 said:

Players need to wear masks in the field. Not from the Rona but for the outgassing ketones from the plastic they are standing on.


And you loved the Astro Dome I'm sure

Laugh/cry
 
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