Manchester United 2022-23 Thread

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Mathguy64
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Its like an auction. Just say "reserve not met".
Furlock Bones
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This is absolutely shocking news.
Dre_00
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Think it's safe to say with the benefit of hindsight that he would have been much more successful seeing out last season than Rangnick was.
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Dre_00 said:

In a surprise to no one, the Glazers are going to have a 3rd round of bidding because they don't think any of the bids they've received are fair value.


We're never getting rid of these ****s are we?
Thunder18
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No big shock here but Rashford out at least "a few games". Shaw and Garnacho also not available against Sevilla tomorrow

Edit: McTominay out tomorrow as well
Dre_00
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If Sabitzer really wants to stay, it might not be a bad idea to let him.
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Yeah Sabitzer's match has been pretty adequate so far.
Dre_00
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A multiple goal half? Bestill my heart. Got a little dicey there at the end of the half but for the most part we dominated. Martial has been amazing. I fully expect that to end soon.

Thunder18
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Bruno suspended for 2nd leg due to card accumulation
HummingbirdSaltalamacchia
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It's an amazing what a competent striker that understands how to hold up play and run at the defense can do for your offense.

And while he still has a lot of development to do, Antony on the outside with his speed forces some great lanes to open up.

Could have easily had 2 more.
HummingbirdSaltalamacchia
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Slabhead in the game. Hold on to your tits
Mathguy64
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Antony has a left foot. Too bad he has no right.
Dre_00
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Thunder18 said:

Bruno suspended for 2nd leg due to card accumulation

At least Sabitzer and Eriksen are healthy but makes his substitution a little more peculiar.
Thunder18
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****ing **** Navas scores because Malacia fell asleep at the back post
Mathguy64
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Ugh. We have been sitting back all half. It's been coming.
Thunder18
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Once again our lack of absolute killer instinct in the 1st half bites us in the ass. Now Martinez is down injured with a non-contact injury. Why we are letting Sevilla players carry him off the field is extremely questionable
Dre_00
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He's had a really poor game but that was next level bad. Just clear the ball.

And now Lisandro appears to have broken a bone in his foot or something. Non contact injury and he can't put any weight on it.
Dre_00
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Sevilla have done next to nothing in this game and yet...here we are.
Dre_00
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Welp
Mathguy64
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Nightmare 10 minutes.
Mathguy64
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You knew this was going to happen. It's a bad Spanish side in a EL QF
Thunder18
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There it is. ****ing right off Maguire's giant head
Mathguy64
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I mean that header was going to miss by 20 yards.
Thunder18
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Well the good news is we put in 4 goals today
Showstopper
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Way to go Mr. Captain.
Dre_00
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2 own goals, a freak injury forcing the opponent to play with 10 men. Don't think I've ever seen a team get so lucky in such a short period of time.

I need to know who Sevilla's shaman is because they have no business being in this game and yet...
HummingbirdSaltalamacchia
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Mother ****ing Slabhead strikes again
Mathguy64
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And by the way we played with 10 men after Martinez went off.
Dre_00
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So no Bruno for the 2nd leg. Maybe no Shaw. But the killer is almost definitely no Lisandro and maybe no Varane.

Our season might have just been ****ed.

Mathguy64
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I don't know what it is about bad Spanish teams but they seem to have it figured out when it comes to playing in and winning EL. They can be horrific and find a way to sneak in the CL by the back door every year.
Dre_00
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Whether it's us or someone else, I hope Sevilla get mudstomped soon. They're nothing more than an average team who got more luck in 10 minutes than most teams get in an entire season.
Thunder18
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In tangentially related news...our hopes for the Glazers to finally sell the club may be dashed thanks to whatever idiots are buying the Washington Commanders for 6 billion...you just know that will justify them denying any of the takeover bids for not meeting their valuation
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Are they more counter attack in style? Atletico and Real both have good success in champions league because of this. Chelsea won it playing that way.
Dre_00
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So....

Away to Nottingham Forest on Sunday. Very strong chance of starting Malacia, Lindelof and Maguire so...god help us.

Then the return leg to Sevilla. Maybe we get a little luck and Varane and/or Shaw are back. If both are, we might have a chance.

Then Brighton in the FA Cup semis.

But if Varane and Shaw are out for anything more than a few more games, I think we're screwed given Lisandro is almost definitely done for the season. Hope I'm wrong.
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Dre_00 said:

Whether it's us or someone else, I hope Sevilla get mudstomped soon. They're nothing more than an average team who got more luck in 10 minutes than most teams get in an entire season.


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