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The Wonderer said:

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Diggity said:

can I post it now you ****ing *******s?


im ordering this damn cover and framing it.

Incredible.
Price has gone up quite a bit. I ordered mine at the beginning of the season. Framing it and the official 2017 WS program together.
You can order it directly from SI for $20
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Still cant believe it

you know I love me some neon-blue-ferris-wheel fingerbanging

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/9c/b5/4c9cb5bba7b92452f09267f839fc7406.gif

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GMA led with the Astros this morning, it must be real.
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https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/11/02/astros-world-series-champion-2018
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What a season! Nice to be WS Champs!



Milwaukees Best Light
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Now Crane needs to open up the pocket book and sign a real deal mutha****er of a closer and threepeat this *****!
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This thread has been a great follow throughout the season. If anyone makes the parade tomorrow post some pics for the rest of us.
Jock 07
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Hoping the tv broadcast will be put up on youtube or something
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Now Crane needs to open up the pocket book and sign a real deal mutha****er of a closer and threepeat this *****!
The era of the reliever is ending. This postseason were the first indications of it.
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the postseason trend has been this way for awhile. use the best pitcher available.
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To me, this is the first time that "best pitcher available" has meant your down the rotation starting pitchers going several innings and not just throwing one of your aces out on short rest or making your best reliever stretch it out over multiple innings multiple games in a row and hope his arm doesnt fall off. Charlie Morton and Brad Peacock type 2 time through the rotation starter/relievers could easily be more prevalent in this league if teams weren't trying to develop one inning relievers. Part of the reason for the reliever bubble has been the data on starters going through the rotation a third time. The solution roster-wise is to plan to throw two starters in a game where you dont have an elite starter going instead of a starter and 4 or 5 relievers. And now everybody has seen it work on the biggest stage as well.
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I agree. We could call them "middle relievers" or something.
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yea, but what would you call the guys that just come in for a few outs to close out the games?
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RK said:

yea, but what would you call the guys that just come in for a few outs to close out the games?

Closers has a nice ring to it.
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K Bo
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I don't care about work today so I took some time to go pick up some Houston Chronicles. Well, struck out at every gas station and Barnes & Noble in Bellaire. Finally said fk it and went to the Chronicle building. I should have done that to start. They have tons for sale out front + some inserts. Just an FYI if any of you 'Stro bros or hoes are looking for today's Chronicle.
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Altuve signed world series ball is only $300, Springer is only $200.

doesn't seem that bad.
Liquid Wrench
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My Walgreens had plenty around 8:30 this morning but that's probably because not many people in my hood can read.
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K Bo said:

I don't care about work today so I took some time to go pick up some Houston Chronicles. Well, struck out at every gas station and Barnes & Noble in Bellaire. Finally said fk it and went to the Chronicle building. I should have done that to start. They have tons for sale out front + some inserts. Just an FYI if any of you 'Stro bros or hoes are looking for today's Chronicle.
good point, and then one day, when you're old and gray you can show your grandchildren that long ago, there was such a thing as newspapers.
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Parade info
Head Ninja In Charge
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HISD closed tomorrow.
Liquid Wrench
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Head Ninja In Charge said:

HISD closed tomorrow.
That's insane. Congratulations to all the working parents who are finding out they have to figure out what to do with their kids tomorrow. Great priorities, HISD.
Milwaukees Best Light
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Somewhat serious question. Does this World Series mean that we can hate Roger Clemens now? Dude is a dbag roided up fat faced tsip with frosted tips. I have been compelled to defend him because he got us to the big dance. I would be okay if he moved back to New York.
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ChiliBeans said:

Head Ninja In Charge said:

HISD closed tomorrow.
That's insane. Congratulations to all the working parents who are finding out they have to figure out what to do with their kids tomorrow. Great priorities, HISD.
not to mention all the time already lost due to the storm
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Beltran, Maybin, Gregerson, Liriano and Clippard are now free agents.

One, who is Clippard?

Can't say any would be a big loss. Depending on price may keep Gregerson hoping for bounce back, don't think would give offers to the others.
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ChiliBeans said:

Head Ninja In Charge said:

HISD closed tomorrow.
That's insane. Congratulations to all the working parents who are finding out they have to figure out what to do with their kids tomorrow. Great priorities, HISD.


What's insane is the way schools are funded by the state. HISD is just doing what's in its best interests financially. Like you said, sucks for working parents, but working parents vote for this stuff.
White Liberals=The Worst
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Somewhat serious question. Does this World Series mean that we can hate Roger Clemens now? Dude is a dbag roided up fat faced tsip with frosted tips. I have been compelled to defend him because he got us to the big dance. I would be okay if he moved back to New York.
Nice necklace and overly groomed goatee, Spring Woods trash.

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Clippard was a trade deadline guy. Relief pitcher from the white sox. Funky delivery. I thi k he got hurt ahead of the playoffs, but can't remember for sure.
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Clippard was a trade deadline guy. Relief pitcher from the white sox. Funky delivery. I thi k he got hurt ahead of the playoffs, but can't remember for sure.
He* threw 10.0 innings for the Stros. Didn't do anything that was memorable.


*fuggin lack of sleep.
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Nice necklace and overly groomed goatee, Spring Woods trash.
There's no trashtalk better than local high school trashtalk.
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The Wonderer said:

Milwaukees Best Light said:

Clippard was a trade deadline guy. Relief pitcher from the white sox. Funky delivery. I thi k he got hurt ahead of the playoffs, but can't remember for sure.
I threw 10.0 innings for the Stros. Didn't do anything that was memorable.
thanks for your contribution even so, Mr. Clippard.
The Wonderer
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schmendeler said:

The Wonderer said:

Milwaukees Best Light said:

Clippard was a trade deadline guy. Relief pitcher from the white sox. Funky delivery. I thi k he got hurt ahead of the playoffs, but can't remember for sure.
I threw 10.0 innings for the Stros. Didn't do anything that was memorable.
thanks for your contribution even so, Mr. Clippard.
Dammit. *He threw 10.0 innings.
The Wonderer
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ChiliBeans said:


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Nice necklace and overly groomed goatee, Spring Woods trash.
There's no trashtalk better than local high school trashtalk.
He does dress like he's still in high school.
White Liberals=The Worst
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The Wonderer said:

ChiliBeans said:


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Nice necklace and overly groomed goatee, Spring Woods trash.
There's no trashtalk better than local high school trashtalk.
He does dress like he's still in high school.
On one hand, back in HS he was a complete a-hole who could barely read at a 2nd grade level...on the other hand, he basically rolled around with a harem of hot sl00ts 24/7 and girls knew they were never the only one. If anyone's mother went to that school in the late 70's/early 80's, and was even semi-attractive, it's virtually a hundred percent chance they slept with Roger Clemens. This is all according to my alcoholic HS driving instructor who taught him back in the day, so you know it's true.
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Bags & hand doc lady are on our flight back ... he only slammed 4 drinks at bar
 
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