The Wonderer said:
ChiliBeans said:
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Nice necklace and overly groomed goatee, Spring Woods trash.
There's no trashtalk better than local high school trashtalk.
He does dress like he's still in high school.
On one hand, back in HS he was a complete a-hole who could barely read at a 2nd grade level...on the other hand, he basically rolled around with a harem of hot sl00ts 24/7 and girls knew they were never the only one. If anyone's mother went to that school in the late 70's/early 80's, and was even semi-attractive, it's virtually a hundred percent chance they slept with Roger Clemens. This is all according to my alcoholic HS driving instructor who taught him back in the day, so you know it's true.