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RABAg04 said:

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txaggie_08 said:

Sure would be nice to get Correa back.

Agree.....any updates on timing?
They said yesterday he is starting to do some grip exercises and fielding, but didn't say when he would come back.
Last week I saw something that said he was ahead of schedule for everything except batting. I think he might pick up a bat for the first time since the surgery this week.
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lunchbox said:

Apparently the Astros traded for Tyler Clippard tonight. I'm ok with that.
Dude looked pretty good against our slumping lineup last week. Funny delivery, but whatever.
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Also, correa was taking grounders today
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BEATDOWNS reinforce that the Astros are:
1) EASILY the best AL team.
2) Badass.
3) Not the Arlington Rangers.
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Back on track
Liquid Wrench
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Good game tonight, and good dump taken after returning from dollar hotdog night. Win win.
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Gregerson is just awful.
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Sh*t forgot it was an afternoon game
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What happened to the bats today?

Fiers did his job, struck out 7 and gave up 2 earned runs getting into the 6th.
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Owned by Corbin, wayyyy too many weak offensive showings over the past ~16 games.
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Not happy with the recent results but if we can go .500 over the next 30 days, get everyone healthy, and surge into the playoffs I'll take it.

Not saying it'll happen but it can turn around.
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NICE STRIKE ZONE!
Wtf?
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I hope someone makes a highlight reel of Bregman playing third base tonight. More plays by a third baseman in a single game I've never seen. He's scooping and throwing to first like crazy.
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Ferris Wheel Allstar
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Bergman needs to send a pic of his coin sack to that dude he got in a twitter fight with.
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Correa is starting his rehab assignment tomorrow.
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Broke the Nat-curse!

Good 'ol longball.
One ER for Fiers in 7.
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I saw that. Seems sooner than we thought, right? That's good news. Ah to be 22 and have fast healing powers again! Hopefully the August swoon is just a product of a long season. I read that the Cubs last year went through a 5-15 stretch. Keep hope alive!
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With all the storm talk, no one is discussing the awesome nickname uniforms. Here is the background for the names.

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/250447964/astros-players-weekend-nicknames
Al Bula
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Because we all need some good news. Screw the taint licking, pinky-out cosmo-sipping rangers and their fans.

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Astros get Verlander!!!!!!
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Oh hell yeah!
Liquid Wrench
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Right-hander Franklin Perez, catcher Jake Rogers and outfielder Daz Cameron are headed to Detroit in the deal.

https://www.mlbdailydish.com/2017/9/1/16238628/tigers-trade-justin-verlander-to-astros
BMX Bandit
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Awkward for Kate Upton to have Verlander and me in the same town
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When asked about moving to Houston so soon after Hurricane Harvey ravaged the area, with so many basic city services still in emergency mode for the foreseeable future, much of the area still underwater, and a very long road ahead for recovery, Verlander responded, "Dude, I've lived in ****ing Detroit for 13 years..."

Disclaimer: Clearly I made that up, but I bet he was thinking it!
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BMX Bandit said:

Awkward for Kate Upton to have Verlander and me in the same town
Kate Upton in Htown

RABAg04
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Double time!
Al Bula
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I will see your double chubby white girl gif post and raise you a

yestoast
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FUN FACT: 2015 Cy Young Winner got the win last night and tonight It's 2011 Cy Young winner Justin Verlander's start! He also should have won in 2016 with most first place votes, but because voting in baseball is stupid a solid second place lock down from Rick Porcello across the board pushed him over the edge. I think that's bull***** You know who else thinks that's bull**** ? Justin Verlander's fiance:



Delicious, delicious bull*****
Al Bula
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Stros win - plain upton edition

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BMX Bandit said:

Awkward for Kate Upton to have Verlander and me in the same town
Not a word from me to her about you/Scott.
Promise. Y'all were young.
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Six in a row.
Upgrade w/returning starters. Check.
Upgrade pitching. Check.
Upgrade team speed. Check.
Upgrade Supermodel depth. Check.

Start the playoffs.
Goose
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You forgot one:

Establish epic story of City/State/Region coming together following tragic hurricane and flooding for Joe Buck to go on and on about during playoff run and World Series. Check.
AMW2010
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And first game back at home after the hurricane is named Harvey... destroyed
 
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