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The Office - Season 5

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WestTxAg06
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Don't forget Michael calling himself disabled and bringing the wheelchair-bound Billy Merchant to the office, which is preceded by this incredibly hilarious sequence:

Michael: Can I have everyone's attention, please? Phyllis...Oscar...Ryan, who is supposed to be dead. Can I ask you all a question? Do you know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar?

Phyllis: Um...I had scoliosis as a girl.

Michael: Never heard of it. No...a real disability. Not a woman's trouble.

Creed: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.

Michael: Wha- how old are you? No, it- Look, the point is...I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. Although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.

Stanely: I'm not disabled, and neither are you.

Michael: Okay. What does this look like to you, Stanley?

Stanley: Mailboxes Etc.

Michael: Shut...it. Okay. Well...Well, you know what? Disabilities are not things to be laughed at, or laughed about. You people are jerks. Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.

Phyllis: Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder.

Michael: I BURNED MY FOOT! Okay, 20 minutes, conference room. Everybody's in there!
annie88
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the dwight car wreck and throwing up was very, very, funny, though...

my favorite line (and most don't find it as funny as I do) was the episode where Dwight says something like

"downsizing, I've been recommending downsizing since I got here. I even brought it up in my interview."

I dont' know why, but that really, really cracked me up...
KTAG05
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StRPa8N-KAY&feature=related

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Katy
Katy (Amy Adams) is an attractive handbag saleswoman who stops by the office in "Hot Girl." Dwight considers her to be his ideal woman. Both Michael and Dwight make a move on her; Michael by flirting aggressively, and Dwight by showing interest in purchasing a handbag. However, she ignores their advances and later dates Jim for a few months. After Pam and Roy decide to set a date for their wedding, a devastated Jim breaks up with Katy on the "Booze Cruise" episode when he admits that the two will never be as deeply in love with each other as Roy and Pam seem to be. Along with Toby, Katy is a graduate of Bishop O'Hara High School, where she was a cheerleader. She bonds with Pam's then-fiance Roy on the Booze Cruise when they realize they went to rival high schools and she cheered at games against the football team Roy played on. She drives a Volkswagen Jetta. One of her Desert Island Movies is Legally Blonde.

Agnzona
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It could be just me but I though this was the worst episode. Nothing funny only interesting story line was Ryan setting up leaving.
sterlicious
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Dwight's perfect crime was genius.
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I hate Jim's hair cut.
Farmer1906
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Is there an episode on Turkey Day?
AggieSarah01
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no
Farmer1906
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spadilly
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the best quote of 'the injury'

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Dwight Schrute: Where are we going?
Jim Halpert: Get inside.
Dwight Schrute: Where are we going?
Jim Halpert: We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael Scott: Chuck E. Cheese? Oh god, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.
Jim Halpert: We're going to the hospital, Michael.
Michael Scott: I know, just saying.

20ag07
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"The Office" will get the usually ratings-boosting post-Super Bowl spot on Sunday, Feb. 1


One-hour after the Super Bowl.
jetch17
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its new tonight, right? (12/4)
20ag07
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According to people familiar with the plotline, NBC’s just-confirmed post-Super Bowl episode of “The Office” will feature the employees of Dunder Mifflin roasting the show’s lead character, played by Steve Carell.

While neither NBC nor “Office” creator Greg Daniels have kept plans for the post-game show a secret, the network didn’t officially issue a press release about its decision until today.

The roast of Mr. Scott will not be celebrity-driven, but producers are exploring the idea of incorporating some stunt casting into the project. However, the guest stars would be woven into the plotline in such a way as to not interfere with the carefully constructed world of the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin, a person familiar with the plotline said.

It’s expected the roast of Michael Scott will take place in the second half of the episode. Not surprisingly, Michael requests that his employees roast him.

The first half of the episode is expected to involve a “disaster” of some sort, one that’s linked to Dwight’s training as fire marshal.

AustinAg2K
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Is Jenna Fischer preggo? She looked bigger this week.
Pro Ag
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Great episode.

"Explain this to me like I'm 8."

"Okay, explain this to me like I'm 5."

As usual, excellent timing as well given many businesses approaching close of their years.
DonaldFDraper
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Great episode... Very, very solid.
J. Walter Weatherman
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Do you think kids in africa have chairs? No! They sit on piles of trash.
TexasAggie008
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Good episode....But I really don't like Pam/Jim this season....they are just kind of..there.
redline248
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Is Jenna Fischer preggo? She looked bigger this week.


dude, i thought the same thing...

what was the line Pam had close to the beginning of the show? I totally called Dwight's plan, btw.
Aero Aggie 44
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Mose hitting Andy in the head with a ball was the funniest moment of this whole season.
Arnie Grape
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Oscar: "And then next summer your parents..."
Michael: "I'll be six!"
spadilly
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i wasnt overly impressed by the show tonight.

the pam/jim relationship is getting old, but seeing how laid back both of them are, any drama between them just doesn't work and seems unnatural.

and can we just go ahead and break angela and andy up....
shoc08
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I loved Andy stepping in the steaming pile for the 2nd time IN THE HOUSE.
'03ag
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I think pam has been a bit bigger since season 4 started. maybe even a bit before. she had a pretty serious back injury a while back and then was divorced not long after that. seemed to me that's when she put on most of the weight.

still hot though

[This message has been edited by '03ag (edited 12/5/2008 8:38a).]
Anagrammatic Nudist
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LOVED last night's episode.

When Pam said "There's that ass!" (which culminated a perfect continuos-shot sequence) I lost it.

And any show with Mose or with the beet farm as a setting is top notch.

Jason_Ag98
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I loved Mose hitting Andy in the head with the ball. Also, Michael talking about how there was nothing wrong with Pam's chair as he slowly sank until you could barely see his head about the desk cracked me up!
aggieamber05
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I thought last nights episode was the best one of the season..I am so glad Toby is back in the mix, and there wasnt near as much "drama" or seriousness rather from the Jim and Pam side of things..I hope it stays in this direction.
watty
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I think Pam has looked slimmer than ever the last couple years. Maybe I'm crazy though.

I thought last night was a very good episode. It was a solid, realistic premise for business, it had good funny Andy, cunning Dwight, funny, completely incapable Michael, and very funny Pam and Jim. Can't ask for much more.
aggiebrad94
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"I've lost eight deposits and still haven't seen her naked."
jagouar1
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i thought it was pretty good... the wedding stuff was pretty predictable but i loved the ending with jim telling pam to make the copies in the same way she tried to convince him to reevaluate his position on the copier vs chairs debate.
Tobias Funke
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Kevin thinking Michael was a genius and then asking him what 320 times 5239 was as he calculated it was the highlight of the episode for me
Arnie Grape
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Ditto Tobias. Also, I lol'd when Hank evaluated the copier and the chair.
98Ag99Grad
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Anyone else notice Meredith and Creed both had freecell up on their computers? Nice touch.
double aught
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That's happened many times, but I always enjoy it.
Snow Monkey Ambassador
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Anyone else notice Meredith and Creed both had freecell up on their computers? Nice touch.
It wasn't freecell, it was Spider Solitaire.
 
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