Don't forget Michael calling himself disabled and bringing the wheelchair-bound Billy Merchant to the office, which is preceded by this incredibly hilarious sequence:
Michael: Can I have everyone's attention, please? Phyllis...Oscar...Ryan, who is supposed to be dead. Can I ask you all a question? Do you know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar?
Phyllis: Um...I had scoliosis as a girl.
Michael: Never heard of it. No...a real disability. Not a woman's trouble.
Creed: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.
Michael: Wha- how old are you? No, it- Look, the point is...I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. Although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.
Stanely: I'm not disabled, and neither are you.
Michael: Okay. What does this look like to you, Stanley?
Stanley: Mailboxes Etc.
Michael: Shut...it. Okay. Well...Well, you know what? Disabilities are not things to be laughed at, or laughed about. You people are jerks. Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.
Phyllis: Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder.
Michael: I BURNED MY FOOT! Okay, 20 minutes, conference room. Everybody's in there!
Michael: Can I have everyone's attention, please? Phyllis...Oscar...Ryan, who is supposed to be dead. Can I ask you all a question? Do you know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar?
Phyllis: Um...I had scoliosis as a girl.
Michael: Never heard of it. No...a real disability. Not a woman's trouble.
Creed: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.
Michael: Wha- how old are you? No, it- Look, the point is...I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. Although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.
Stanely: I'm not disabled, and neither are you.
Michael: Okay. What does this look like to you, Stanley?
Stanley: Mailboxes Etc.
Michael: Shut...it. Okay. Well...Well, you know what? Disabilities are not things to be laughed at, or laughed about. You people are jerks. Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.
Phyllis: Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder.
Michael: I BURNED MY FOOT! Okay, 20 minutes, conference room. Everybody's in there!