Tell your UCS stories here.

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RenoAg
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Yeah, wassup with the grenade story? I never heard it.

Any truth to the story about dealerships sending payments for new equipment to the Bahamas with an address like "The Big House"?

agracer
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I'm willing to bet that indy car didn't cost more than $25K, if that. It was probably the property of some dealer and he let them borrow it for awhile.

2yr old, non-function indy cars can be had pretty cheap.
Hub `93
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Egad. That's me, alright. Your memory is better than mine, though.

I miss JMcK. Cool dude.
Pissed Off Minnow Farmer
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Big.Cat-93

I hope you are not refering to the JMcK I am thinking of...did he work on the printer team...if so I have known him for a long time and he has always been an A-hole.

Talking about A-holes. I had the nerve to quit once and the stupidity to go back. I still work there now, and it is unchanged. The paycheck for P-time is hard to beat though.

I heard about this post at work today actually. How many people could get fired for being negative here? Sorry I mean written up.

[This message has been edited by WC2003 (edited 1/6/2003 6:57p).]
Marshall Aggie
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Ah, the Cult. I worked there for a mere 6 months. My bosses were OK and my team members were fine but the place is basically a concentration camp for suits. No internet access, floppy drives LOCKED DOWN, clocking in and out everywhere you go, VP approval for a stinkin' form letter, lavish Christmas parties, intramural sports, antiquated and overpriced hardware..ah, the memories.
D_Wag97
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Bad Example- no trapping hogs lately. I'll leave that to the professional hog lovers.

Still can't figure out who you are, but I'm sure I know most of the people griping on here. This is fun.

Nevermind- I know who you are. Haven't seen you at Gold's lately- been a while.


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Hub `93
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Nope, different guy.
Jock 97
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Drinking on the clock at the monthly birthday, then returning to work was always a favorite past time. Equipment Control, representin'!
Enviroag02
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I've been working part time in the shipping dept in CS for about 3 yrs now. Yes the pay is hard to beat especially mine now that I've been there awhile. Fortunately I'm moving to Dallas in May. Let me tell you that this place is really wierd. No explaination needed. Although one thing really stands out. I'm waiting for the day when some suit gets in his car after a Thursday birthday party and free beer and causes a BIG wreck on HWY 6. The parties start at 5PM when people are getting off, so they sit down there for hours getting sloshed then drive home. Insane! The Christmas Parties are legendary! tho they dont make up for working there. I have a no brainer job that treats me well..so no complaints on my part.
Mookie
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TIGOL97:

i worked in csc from 12/98-5/00. we probably quit at the same time.

I love how the rumor is that when you are walked out on your predetermined "final day", they take your badge and break it right in front of you. totally hardcore.
Mr. Bad Example
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Agracer: The 100k that they were rumored to have spent always seemed way out of whack to me, but I heard it from more than one higher up.

Dwagner97- Yea, I knew this would be a thread you'd enjoy. Remember Vato Smurf, and his ever present charges of racism? Most people on here have it right...the co-workers were great, and I made lots of friends that I still stay in touch with.
ChargerAg
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what about the gernade story?
aggiedixiechick
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In SIN (Software Installation), TJ supposedly gave a silver bullet to someone who really screwed up but wasn't fired, like "You dodged a bullet today." I could be wrong, but memory tells me this was similar to what another department did with the grenade. From previous posts, this sounds like it may have been a public event though.


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Hub `93
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I remember hearing about the silver bullets.

The grenades were handed out in a multidepartmental meeting.
Aggietom
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Can someone please post this story who was there. What did they actually say when they handed them out?

This is the most bizarre thing I have ever heard.

Hub `93
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I can't remember much of what was said. I was kind of in shock.
aggiedixiechick
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Insurance and Smoking: UCS hires non-smokers because smokers have more health problems and take more sick days. Personally I thought it was a benefit; I didn't want to work around smokers and neither did my coworkers. In the 90s they became self-insured, because claims were about half as much as premiums.

Overtime: Supervisors and Managers encouraged their employees to do what it took to get the job done. During a period of explosive growth after Ford DCS was acquired, many employees were expected to work many hours overtime but were still paid salary. After some workers left, they filed suit and the Labor Department came in to the company to investigate. Many current employees were interviewed. It was determined that many positions' descriptions did indeed fall somewhere between salary and hourly. Since the company expected overtime, it needed to pay for it. The company was made to pay the previous year or two overtime to the employees, entry level only, and continue paying "declining half time overtime" (I think it was called).

Hiring and Retention: The company makes you take an aptitude test to make sure you have the proper "sheep" mentality - you will do as you are told. I think many people become angry at the company that there are so many rules and restrictions, but they can quit at any time. The company does seem to have a "use 'em and lose 'em" attitude, demonstrated by some of their policies. I don't think they have ever understood the true cost of turnover, particularly as their software has become more and more complex over the years, but I think they like a continual stream of new, young, healthy, energetic, naive, obedient employees.
ChargerAg
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i still want to hear the gernade story from somebody that was there.
Jock 97
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EnviroAg,

Your boss is a slick-haired freak! A tool, indeed!
htown_ot
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I just got this link from an old UCX-er and had to post something. I used to play on those softball teams with JMcK and the CSR mgr.

Nothing like the softball leagues with 3 kegs and all the sodas. Remember when it was 16 teams, 12 mens and 4 coed leagues. And you just had to stay until all the beer was gone.

And the stories I could tell about everyone, the grenade story, and everything else.

Oh well, we are all better off now. The funny thing is all the UCX-ers that work for Sourcenet that now work for Bob once again. Having to punch in to enter the building. Some of those guys could still probably go on launches and do just as good a job as the installers they have today.

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PuryearAg98
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I worked there in 97-98 and was part of two outdoor parties North of Houston. I remember a bunch of Houston folks being pretty ticked off because the CS group won the Softball tournament.
When the main office was in Houston, and they had the small College Station office, I always felt like we were the "Caddies" from Caddieshack. The country club would let us in on their fun times just once or twice, and when they did, we would always ruin their fun times!

quote:
sleep,..what's sleep?
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ChargerAg
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please say the whole gernade story.
Dad
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I worked for the Nazi's at the bench in 2000. I never got in trouble because I always showed up on time and other crap, but I really hated that place.

When I finally quit, I had to be walked out of the place and turn in my employee badge. I guess that they thought I would steal something.
htown_ot
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I sent this on to a friend and old co-worker that was in the meeting when the grenades were handed out. He can't wait to get home, log onto the site, and explain the grenade story. I'll let him tell it since he attended the meeting and experienced it first-hand.
RAB91
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aggiedixiechick - when did you work there?

Anybody ever work in the old building off of Dacoma? Is it still open?
Hub `93
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I spent many an hour at the Dacoma building. Let's just call it...an opportunity for personal growth.
Flounder
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quote:
I predict this will spread faster than aids in San Francisco.


Nice.
RenoAg
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BB didn't like homos either. All that personality testing we took to get in just ensured we fit the profile too.


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Enviroag02
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Jock, how do u know my boss?
Jock 97
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Well, I was talking about the S&R Supervisor. Maybe he's not a bad dude, but it was always fun to watch him make an ass of himself when he flirted with the girls in our department. He just seemed way too cocky also, especially for a "UCS-Lifer".
Enviroag02
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I was also referring to the S/R Supervisor. How do u know him? Maybe I know you.
Cigsmokeman
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Ahh..memories!! Some of you old timers at UCS may remember me...I worked there from 10/89-10/94 in the Accounting department... I paid a lot of your expense reports...

I can see not much has changed!!

Cyborg
ChargerAg
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everytime i think this thread is dead somebody comes up with another outrageos story.

Cigsmokeman
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That's because this thread has really only touched the tip of the iceberg on what a "unique".....company UCS was/is...
Frankie4
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[This message has been edited by Frankie4 (edited 1/20/2003 9:16p).]
 
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