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Marvin
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jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.
tjack16
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Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys
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tjack16 said:

Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys

Sure we can...

...Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemiuex, Bobby Orr, Sidney Crosby, and umm...
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TarponChaser said:

tjack16 said:

Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys

Sure we can...

...Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemiuex, Bobby Orr, Sidney Crosby, and umm...
Happy Gilmore.
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tjack16 said:

Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys
I know I'm probably in the minority here, but I feel the same way about the NBA as well. I can probably name at least 5 players though. Caitlin Clark is one, right?

Also, this entire derail is a sure sign (other than their play, record, and the standings of course) of what a dog crap season the Rangers are having.
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Would it surprise any of you limp dicks that an Astros fan brought up city sports smack?
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Daddy-O5 said:

tjack16 said:

Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys
I know I'm probably in the minority here, but I feel the same way about the NBA as well. I can probably name at least 5 players though. Caitlin Clark is one, right?

Also, this entire derail is a sure sign (other than their play, record, and the standings of course) of what a dog crap season the Rangers are having.
What's funny is if you asked 95% of people in other cities other than Dallas or Houston who won the WS last year I bet less than 5% could tell you, INCLUDING in Phoenix lol. Nobody watched or cared about that series last year, the ratings were abysmal.

It's fitting a forgettable WS gets a forgettable title defense.
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Prosperdick said:

Daddy-O5 said:

tjack16 said:

Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys
I know I'm probably in the minority here, but I feel the same way about the NBA as well. I can probably name at least 5 players though. Caitlin Clark is one, right?

Also, this entire derail is a sure sign (other than their play, record, and the standings of course) of what a dog crap season the Rangers are having.
What's funny is if you asked 95% of people in other cities other than Dallas or Houston who won the WS last year I bet less than 5% could tell you, INCLUDING in Phoenix lol. Nobody watched or cared about that series last year, the ratings were abysmal.

It's fitting a forgettable WS gets a forgettable title defense.


Ratings smack? Really?
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tjack16 said:

Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys
Once Houston gets a hockey team ya'll will care
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
I'm the rare Astros/Cowboys/Spurs fan. We do exist
Mr Gigem
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I took several boxes of books to half price books yesterday to resell, and while I was there I saw a man wearing a Rangers hat and an Altuve Astros jersey. I think we can all agree that is some very unhinged behavior
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tjack16 said:

Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys


Who brought up hockey?

It's okay, not many in Dallas cared about hockey before the Stars came.

To bring it back to trash talk…

I personally can't wait for Houston to get a hockey team, Dallas sports need another Houston team to shove in the toilet.
tjack16
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Lt. Joe Bookman said:

tjack16 said:

Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys


Who brought up hockey?

It's okay, not many in Dallas cared about hockey before the Stars came.

To bring it back to trash talk…

I personally can't wait for Houston to get a hockey team, Dallas sports need another Houston team to shove in the toilet.


Somebody brought up how the Stars made the finals. Also it was brought up in last years trash talk thread a few times
Lt. Joe Bookman
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tjack16 said:

Lt. Joe Bookman said:

tjack16 said:

Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys


Who brought up hockey?

It's okay, not many in Dallas cared about hockey before the Stars came.

To bring it back to trash talk…

I personally can't wait for Houston to get a hockey team, Dallas sports need another Houston team to shove in the toilet.


Somebody brought up how the Stars made the finals. Also it was brought up in last years trash talk thread a few times


"Somebody" being an Astros fan?
JohnnyTexAg1995
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Lt. Joe Bookman said:

tjack16 said:

Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys


Who brought up hockey?

It's okay, not many in Dallas cared about hockey before the Stars came.

To bring it back to trash talk…

I personally can't wait for Houston to get a hockey team, Dallas sports need another Houston team to shove in the toilet.
why are we talking about Dallas sports teams in a Rangers and Astros thread… neither of those teams reside in Dallas
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JohnnyTexAg1995 said:

Lt. Joe Bookman said:

tjack16 said:

Marvin said:

jetch17 said:

JFC, circled back around to any other sport smack … again.


City smack is on deck.


Also I love how they use the Dallas stars as bragging and trash talk.

Literally nobody in Houston cares about hockey or can even name like 5 NHL guys


Who brought up hockey?

It's okay, not many in Dallas cared about hockey before the Stars came.

To bring it back to trash talk…

I personally can't wait for Houston to get a hockey team, Dallas sports need another Houston team to shove in the toilet.
why are we talking about Dallas sports teams in a Rangers and Astros thread… neither of those teams reside in Dallas


You got me there.

I'm not sure I'll ever understand Houston's fascination with the Cowboys and Rangers being located in Arlington.

Maybe you could petition the NFL to have them change their name to the Dallas Cowboys of Arlington ala the Angels for a few seasons.
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I would call it more of a fact check
The Porkchop Express
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South Platte said:

Lt. Joe Bookman said:

GoAgs11 said:

yikes DFW sports is in the toilet

Literally every single DFW sports team has been to and won a championship since their respective Houston rivals.


Yep. In case you forgot, Mavs added Klay Thompson. Tilman scooped up a 4th straight lottery pick. He should probably stick to dishing out sea bass and sell the team.
34-year-old Klay Thompson who had career lows in almost every category last year? Wow, when's the 2025 victory parade?
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Mr Gigem said:

I took several boxes of books to half price books yesterday to resell, and while I was there I saw a man wearing a Rangers hat and an Altuve Astros jersey. I think we can all agree that is some very unhinged behavior
You should have simultaneously shook his hand and punched him in the face.
tjack16
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Mr Gigem said:

I took several boxes of books to half price books yesterday to resell, and while I was there I saw a man wearing a Rangers hat and an Altuve Astros jersey. I think we can all agree that is some very unhinged behavior


My grandma last year during the ALCS would change her affiliation between the two based on who won each game… her Facebook page was a wild ride

She also roots for the Aggies and longhorns
GoAgs11
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South Platte said:

Lt. Joe Bookman said:

GoAgs11 said:

yikes DFW sports is in the toilet

Literally every single DFW sports team has been to and won a championship since their respective Houston rivals.


Yep. In case you forgot, Mavs added Klay Thompson. Tilman scooped up a 4th straight lottery pick. He should probably stick to dishing out sea bass and sell the team.
Klay was good like 10 years ago

Dynamo 2 Titles, FC Dallass? If you are going to pull Canadian chick ball.
GoAgs11
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Lt. Joe Bookman said:

Would it surprise any of you limp dicks that an Astros fan brought up city sports smack?
Making a comment that DFW sports is in the toilet isnt smack if its true you seem very upset by it.
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Someone's magic number to get eliminated from the Division is down to 2. It could happen tonight.

Time to call the club to get an October 1 tee time.
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Mathguy64 said:

Someone's magic number to get eliminated from the Division is down to 2. It could happen tonight.

Time to call the club to get an October 1 tee time.


Joke's on you. I don't golf.
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TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
tjack16
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Mathguy64 said:

Someone's magic number to get eliminated from the Division is down to 2. It could happen tonight.

Time to call the club to get an October 1 tee time.


You can check the math on this for me… but have the Astros had a title defense end this early before? I'm pretty sure we haven't on our two titles but I'd like you to crunch the numbers if you can
Mr Gigem
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Credit where credit is due
South Platte
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tjack16 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Someone's magic number to get eliminated from the Division is down to 2. It could happen tonight.

Time to call the club to get an October 1 tee time.


You can check the math on this for me… but have the Astros had a title defense end this early before? I'm pretty sure we haven't on our two titles but I'd like you to crunch the numbers if you can
Who's ready for city smack??? Who wants some???

Ciboag96
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I used to do Dallas is trash smack, but when your police used a robot to blow up a guy in a parking garage....

tjack16
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South Platte said:

tjack16 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Someone's magic number to get eliminated from the Division is down to 2. It could happen tonight.

Time to call the club to get an October 1 tee time.


You can check the math on this for me… but have the Astros had a title defense end this early before? I'm pretty sure we haven't on our two titles but I'd like you to crunch the numbers if you can
Who's ready for city smack??? Who wants some???




Arlington vs Houston?


Hornbeck
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Houston proper is a festering hole for the most part. But, at least it's our festering hole, and we're not snooty asshats about it.
tjack16
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Hornbeck said:

Houston proper is a festering hole for the most part. But, at least it's our festering hole, and we're not snooty asshats about it.


We've got great museums, a good zoo, good bar districts, aquarium, great food, and music artists

Arlington has some good chain food places and a 6 flags

But most importantly… we have a baseball team that plays in October this year
Mr Gigem
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Nobody ****ing likes Dallas. Even Dallas residents hate it.

Fort Worth is the place to be
Prosperdick
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Mr Gigem said:

Nobody ****ing likes Dallas. Even Dallas residents hate it.

Fort Worth is the place to be
True...that or Prosper. Everywhere else sucks.
fullback44
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Well living in Houston I would like to offer either Dallas or Fort Worth one gift …we will be happy to give this idiot named Lina we have over here…. It's embarrassing that the lady has the job title she does.. please take her, we will pay her salary..
RO519
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fullback44 said:

Well living in Houston I would like to offer either Dallas or Fort Worth one gift …we will be happy to give this idiot named Lina we have over here…. It's embarrassing that the lady has the job title she does.. please take her, we will pay her salary..
 
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