F-35 missing

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https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/france-fighter-jet-ejection-scli-intl/index.html

A 64-year-old man accidentally ejected himself from a fighter jet at 2,500 feet
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Anything is possible
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Has anybody asked ChatGPT?
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CanyonAg77 said:


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Initially designed to help a pilot land on an aircraft carrier in poor visibility or after long, tiring flights, the auto-landing system can put down an aircraft in a 20cm by 20cm box, says Raytheon.

I'm hoping that's a typo or bad writing, Twenty centimeters?

What is this?! An aircraft carrier for ants?!
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Bigger worry is opening a backdoor for it to be remotely controlled into Chinese hands.
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bthotugigem05 said:

Bigger worry is opening a backdoor for it to be remotely controlled into Chinese hands.
biden has probably already given the Chinese a half-dozen of them.
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This is like the missing nuclear bombs we haven't found.
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bthotugigem05 said:

Bigger worry is opening a backdoor for it to be remotely controlled into Chinese hands.


Did they check the area where the ccp balloon went down.
Fight against the dictatorship of the federal bureaucracy!
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They'll find it eventually, there's always a delay for anything flying through/around Charleston.
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This can't be real. Have we sunk this low we can't locate one of our jets?
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UPDATE:

For sale: F-35
Lightly used, single owner. Clean PlaneFAX, only ejection was accidental. No low ballers, I know what I got. As is. Pickup North Charleston
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Is the item still for sale?
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The Fife said:

UPDATE:

For sale: F-35
Lightly used, single owner. Clean PlaneFAX, only ejection was accidental. No low ballers, I know what I got. As is. Pickup North Charleston


Careful of this scam, it doesn't mention you'll need a new drivers seat!
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The pilot, I wonder what her name is.
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CanyonLakeAgbu said:

I feel like this is going to take the same turn that the ISS did.
Didn't like the uncomfortable potty situation and in her impatience caused millions in damage?
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I'm imagining this mishap is a prank gone wrong, like when Jeremy Clarkson would rewire Richard Hammond's horn to his brake lights.
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I wonder if the crazy astronaut lady is flying jets now..
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What, this never happens to y'all?

I misplace my F-35 at least twice a week.
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While we are discussing missing aircraft, has that gigantic passenger plane that went missing on the radar after the box thing was removed ever get found? All those people? I said at the time that the plane will be used in a future attack.
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China did this (on a bigger scale).

This was payment for keeping the US political elite out of the spotlight.


BB's
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Maybe he was flying over a Buc-cees and had to take advantage of their awesome bathrooms.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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North Charleston?

It's probably on blocks in an alley stripped down to the frame.
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nortex97 said:

The pilot, I wonder what her name is.


Rumor I heard was it's a guy I vaguely know
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Radio said is was a woman this morning
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Chairman Xi bought it on Ali Baba this morning.
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Robert L. Peters said:

Is the item still for sale?
Nice try, Uncle Sam!
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Desert Ag said:




Why would you contact the Air Force when it was a Marine aircraft?
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Robert L. Peters said:

Every day, I'm more and more convinced that we have children pretending to know wtf they're doing. We are in big trouble and I cringe every time I get in a jet liner. These aren't the men we had 30 years ago.
Nope, they all retired, and a new group of competent, hard working men and women took their place,
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"Honey. Would you check the kitchen junk drawer, there is a missing F-35 that military brass is looking for".

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samurai_science said:

CanyonAg77 said:

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Exactly. Its happened before, with pilots and passengers, even on accident.

1) Bullcrap

2) "On accident" is the most grating piece of bad grammar out, barely beating out "tow the line"
Do I really have to post actual stories and events of people in fighter jets accidently ejecting?

No, because the bullcrap comment was in reference to your wild speculation without any factual basis, not to rare incidents in the past.
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Sounds like a James Bond movie plot. Some submarine with a oversized capacity surfaces, the plane lands and then is brought into the subs gigantic hanger. it goes down to a under water base for re-fitting. Then the evil guy has a plane for their secret plan to take over the British Parliament. Of course, the date of the take over of Parliament would be 1/6.
 
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