Can we please have an *****Official James Woods' Tweets***** thread

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Squadron7 said:

I have a question: Why didn't J.K. Rowling write Hermione Grainger as a black character originally?
Ever been to Edinburgh, Scotland? Not many people of color in the city where she began writing the first Harry Potter books.
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Squadron7 said:

I have a question: Why didn't J.K. Rowling write Hermione Grainger as a black character originally?
Hogwarts was a private school.
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Mtn_Guide said:

Squadron7 said:

I have a question: Why didn't J.K. Rowling write Hermione Grainger as a black character originally?
Hogwarts was a private school.

Blue Star for you.
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Mtn_Guide said:

Squadron7 said:

I have a question: Why didn't J.K. Rowling write Hermione Grainger as a black character originally?
Hogwarts was a private school.
Gold.
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VaultingChemist said:

Squadron7 said:

I have a question: Why didn't J.K. Rowling write Hermione Grainger as a black character originally?
Ever been to Edinburgh, Scotland? Not many people of color in the city where she began writing the first Harry Potter books.


Well I smell Scottish racism and lack of diversity. Send in the refugees.
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marble rye said:

VaultingChemist said:

Squadron7 said:

I have a question: Why didn't J.K. Rowling write Hermione Grainger as a black character originally?
Ever been to Edinburgh, Scotland? Not many people of color in the city where she began writing the first Harry Potter books.


Well I smell Scottish [insert European country] racism and lack of diversity. Send in the refugees.
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Mtn_Guide said:

Squadron7 said:

I have a question: Why didn't J.K. Rowling write Hermione Grainger as a black character originally?
Hogwarts was a private school.
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Never really paid attention to James Woods, but these posts are really funny. He needed more scenes in Entourage.
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I guess no one noticed my intentional Gandalf/Dumbledore mish mash. Or maybe no one found it amusing.
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No one believes it was intentional
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FrioAg 00 said:

No one believes it was intentional
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FrioAg 00 said:

No one believes it was intentional
Truth. I assumed it was a mistake and not intentional.
People of integrity expect to be believed, when they're not, they let time prove them right.
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Fail on my part. Humor that has to be explained is not funny. I just figured everyone here knew I was a sarcastic, smart-alec SOB and catch it. My follow-up comments about Captain Jon-Luc Picard of the Millennium Falcon went wanting.
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CanyonAg77 said:

Fail on my part. Humor that has to be explained is not funny. I just figured everyone here knew I was a sarcastic, smart-alec SOB and catch it. My follow-up comments about Captain Jon-Luc Picard of the Millennium Falcon went wanting.
Jokes get lost when there is a greater than 40 point disparity in IQ. Not your fault.
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Quote:

I just figured everyone here knew I was a sarcastic, smart-alec SOB and catch it.

Only a fool would take the bait because there is no way to win. What would they say?

"You meant J.K. Rowling's gay wizard Dumbledore portrayed in the movies by a straight guy rather than Tolkien's straight wizard Gandalf portrayed in the movies by the gay guy."
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Frame this

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CanyonAg77 said:

Fail on my part. Humor that has to be explained is not funny. I just figured everyone here knew I was a sarcastic, smart-alec SOB and catch it. My follow-up comments about Captain Jon-Luc Picard of the Millennium Falcon went wanting.
People of integrity expect to be believed, when they're not, they let time prove them right.
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This is one we can all agree on. If you want to get really angry, do a GIS of "Yulin dog festival".


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I hate that ***** I don't care if you eat dog meat, but don't torture them first.
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gold
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Just saw the James wood family guy tonight.
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Brilliant
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LonnieBob said:


If she runs for President, someone needs to follow her around from stop to stop holding up a pair of knee pads.
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Too bad hotel rooms unlock with cards nowadays. Would be fun to see/hear people shaking their keys at her stops.
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What's the background on Kampala Harris?
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WestAustinAg said:

What's the background on Kampala Harris?
She banged Willie Brown, et. al. to climb the political ladder.
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WestAustinAg said:

What's the background on Kampala Harris?
Kamala Harris' Dirty Sex Secrets
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Agnzona
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In KC for Astros games. Watched the local news. Guy has been arrested for multiple murders multiple times but thanks to liberalism was not in prison.

Libs you Fn disgust me!
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Some of James Woods best work

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Remember, America doesn’t negotiate with terrorists.
Code 7 10-42
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Wrong. Now if 3 of the 7s had been hole cards, that would be a great hand.
 
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