Can we please have an *****Official James Woods' Tweets***** thread

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Jessica Chastain married a dude named Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo. She's into this vulnerable men thing.
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Damn, James Woods must have deleted his response to her tweet.
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What was the gist of it?
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DannyDuberstein said:

What was the gist of it?
Paraphasing:

"Ok then, don't cry like female trans pansexual then" I forgot about 3 other words he used, but it was funny.
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Prognightmare said:

DannyDuberstein said:

What was the gist of it?
Paraphasing:

"Ok then, don't cry like female trans pansexual then" I forgot about 3 other words he used, but it was funny.
"Fluids" was one of the other words which made it extra amusing for reasons I can't remember
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45-70Ag
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Tom Hagen said:


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Never take a hostage you aren't willing to shoot,
Remember, America doesn’t negotiate with terrorists.
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Sweet Lord, what the hell is it?
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AgMarauder04 said:

Sweet Lord, what the hell is it?
Kathy Griffith. They were calling her Peter Pan or a Keebler elf yesterday on Twitter.
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brazagg said:


This one literally made me laugh out loud.
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Prognightmare said:

AgMarauder04 said:

Sweet Lord, what the hell is it?
Kathy Griffith. They were calling her Peter Pan or a Keebler elf yesterday on Twitter.
On The View, right?
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Please just quote the text when replying and not the picture of that thing! Really don't need to see it again.
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yes
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brad5q said:

Please just quote the text when replying and not the picture of that thing! Really don't need to see it again.
Ugly women need love too Brad.
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brazagg said:


Nails
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I find it hard to believe Maxine Waters had the audacity to suggest Kanye learn to gather thoughts before speaking. The queen of illiterate thought!

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oldarmy1 said:

I find it hard to believe Maxine Waters had the audacity to suggest Kanye learn to gather thoughts before speaking. The queen of illiterate thought!



Ve haff vayce . . . of helpink you tink.
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Never take a hostage you aren't willing to shoot,
Remember, America doesn’t negotiate with terrorists.
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Mueller is pregnant?
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DannyDuberstein said:

Mueller is pregnant?
I thought that was Tom Herman
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Mushroom stamped.

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Tom Hagen said:

Mushroom stamped.


So a third woman is moving into their house?
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Tom Hagen said:

Mushroom stamped.


Look at this effing ****. I can see his expectations come crashing down, much like Ross'

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They described themselves as extroverted
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A typical day at our house begins at 6 a.m., when I grab my laptop from my bedside table and begin my work for Slate without getting dressed, or even out of bed. (I kept up my East Coast, 95 schedule after I moved to California, but I won't claim to have done so with much grace.) When it was just the two of us, my wife's breakfast and morning routine often got in the way of my early-morning productivity. I'd feel obliged to keep her company at breakfast, chat about our plans for the day, and help her find her missing shoe (under the blanket, dear, on the floor by the couch). Nowadays Cassie and her girlfriend, Mandy, get up at about 7. Mandy makes breakfast. She and Cassie feed and walk our dogs, plan their days, and commute together to their respective workplaces. I get a plate of bacon and eggs brought into the bedroom as I work.
what a pathetic, lazy, worthless SOB. Pretty soon, his wife will realize what an unhelpful drain he is and phase him out of her life.

EDIT: "hey, I'm not lazy, I put the trash out when they forget to do it"

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Lest I sound like a leech, I'll add that having one of the three of us working from home has benefits for Mandy and Cassie as well. When we inevitably forget which day is trash day, I'm there to do a last-minute dash for the curb. I'm around to let a worker in to do repairs or receive a package, and often I've got extra time in the afternoon to take a dog to the vet or make a trip to the store.
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Do they lock him in the closet during their munching sessions?
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Tom Hagen said:

Do they lock him in the closet during their munching sessions?
No, he probably sleeps in the room next door with his crank in his hand. It's a woman now...before long, some dude named Tyrone will swing in with a giant vine for her. This **** will welcome it.
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Tom Hagen said:

Do they lock him in the closet during their munching sessions?
Probably playing Call of Duty.
 
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