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Last: 19 hrs ago by Grapesoda2525
Rangers have finally discovered the solution to not losing.
Just don't play.
Bunch a Mensa level nasa nerds up there conning the ship.
Just don't play.
Bunch a Mensa level nasa nerds up there conning the ship.
Winning feels so normal
Lost again. 39-47. Tied with Detroit. Worse than the freaking Nats.
Can you boys have some freaking self respect and pretend you want to defend your title?
Can you boys have some freaking self respect and pretend you want to defend your title?
Where was this update 2 nights ago?
I thought you were tired of daily updates on your suckitude.gigem1223 said:
Where was this update 2 nights ago?
I mean if you want daily updates, I'm happy to oblige.
And by the way, in case you haven't looked at the standings (and by "you" I mean the plural "you" that covers most all Rangers fans who are all avoiding looking at the standings right now), Daddy is just 2 back of the Mariners for the top spot in the Division.
But back to your point, thanks for asking. Your request is being processed and I expect our crack team will be able to meet your needs.
This thread is so sad. You're beating your peen nightly to being above a lifeless World Series champion Rangers team and yet you're not even the in the playoffs. If nothing but for entertainment, I hope it heats up in the 2nd half.
Not as sad as being 7 out in July with postseason odds at a tiny 7.6%.
One hit wonder
Fluke
Happy accident
Luck
It's all over now.
One hit wonder
Fluke
Happy accident
Luck
It's all over now.
Farmer1906 said:
Not as sad as being 7 out in July with postseason odds at a tiny 7.6%.
One hit wonder
Fluke
Happy accident
Luck
It's all over now.
Ahh there he is, the fangraphs *****. How'd those playoff/ World Series % play out last season? For someone that seems to watch a decent amount of baseball, you sure do put a lot of stock in useless fangraphs *****
Ooooooh dis getting SPICY
gigem1223 said:Farmer1906 said:
Not as sad as being 7 out in July with postseason odds at a tiny 7.6%.
One hit wonder
Fluke
Happy accident
Luck
It's all over now.
Ahh there he is, the fangraphs *****. How'd those playoff/ World Series % play out last season? For someone that seems to watch a decent amount of baseball, you sure do put a lot of stock in useless fangraphs *****
Like all things in life, they aren't predetermined. There are odds and likelihoods to everything. Yall overcame the odds once… in your entire history. Call your shot. Is it happening again? How much faith do you have?
I trust the respectful Ranger fans will applaud all the All-Stars during the upcoming game... including the best second baseman in the American League on his way to the Hall of Fame.
"sEmIeN sHoUlD bE iN tHe AlL-sTaRs OvEr AlTuVe!!!!"
gigem1223 said:Farmer1906 said:
Not as sad as being 7 out in July with postseason odds at a tiny 7.6%.
One hit wonder
Fluke
Happy accident
Luck
It's all over now.
Ahh there he is, the fangraphs *****. How'd those playoff/ World Series % play out last season? For someone that seems to watch a decent amount of baseball, you sure do put a lot of stock in useless fangraphs *****
Arghh! Numbers and lines on paper! Probability! Simulations and projections!
Tell me without telling me you took 141 twice.
Mathguy64 said:
Tell me without telling me you took 141 twice.
Shots fired!
I'm staying out of the trash talk until the Astros clinch a playoff spot.
I will say though it's pretty wild that the Rangers offense has underperformed so much this year. It did seem like last year a lot of guys had career years… so maybe they've returned to the mean
I will say though it's pretty wild that the Rangers offense has underperformed so much this year. It did seem like last year a lot of guys had career years… so maybe they've returned to the mean
tjack16 said:
I'm staying out of the trash talk until the Astros clinch a playoff spot.
I will say though it's pretty wild that the Rangers offense has underperformed so much this year. It did seem like last year a lot of guys had career years… so maybe they've returned to the mean
Ran out of booger sugar I guess
Ranger fans have gone from the top of the mountain to talking math smack in 9 months? At least you have Cowboys training camp starting soon.
Funky Winkerbean said:
Ranger fans have gone from the top of the mountain to talking math smack in 9 months? At least you have Cowboys training camp starting soon.
Life is better with a beagle
Because Rangers fans asked for it, you get it. I know this looks like I'm beating up the fat kid in Jr High, but remember he wanted daily updates so you get daily updates.
I may or may not have been imbibing some Kentucky brown water so it's a little hard to type with my opposable thumbs right now so I better get to this.
Without further ado, on America Day…
Daddy wins again, taking 3 of 4 in the land of poutine, maple syrup and the greatest 3 piece rock band to ever walk the Earth.
Meanwhile, little buddy up I-45 drops another heartbreaker to the Friars of Southern California.
If you are keeping track, that puts Daddy just 1.5 games back of Seattle, whose ball sack has pulled up into their belly. And that makes your Arlington Rangers the BEST 39-48 team in baseball.
Who is worse than Arlington you ask? The Chicago White Sox, the Disney Angels, a team with no home called the A's, and two really bad NL teams that nobody watches.
TL
R? Rangers lost. Again. Like clockwork.
I may or may not have been imbibing some Kentucky brown water so it's a little hard to type with my opposable thumbs right now so I better get to this.
Without further ado, on America Day…
Daddy wins again, taking 3 of 4 in the land of poutine, maple syrup and the greatest 3 piece rock band to ever walk the Earth.
Meanwhile, little buddy up I-45 drops another heartbreaker to the Friars of Southern California.
If you are keeping track, that puts Daddy just 1.5 games back of Seattle, whose ball sack has pulled up into their belly. And that makes your Arlington Rangers the BEST 39-48 team in baseball.
Who is worse than Arlington you ask? The Chicago White Sox, the Disney Angels, a team with no home called the A's, and two really bad NL teams that nobody watches.
TL
R? Rangers lost. Again. Like clockwork. Maybe Altuve and Roughned will be in the same HOF class.Marvin said:
I trust the respectful Ranger fans will applaud all the All-Stars during the upcoming game... including the best second baseman in the American League on his way to the Hall of Fame.
Rangers are looking like pile of hot smoldering cat sheet
What's it like to be closer to last than first in a season where you're going for it?
You're always moving the goal posts. It's hard for either Astro or ranger fans to take you seriously. You were always the most vocal about the Astros being " our daddy", our team is a mess, and we will never figure it out.Farmer1906 said:
Not as sad as being 7 out in July with postseason odds at a tiny 7.6%.
One hit wonder
Fluke
Happy accident
Luck
It's all over now.
Well….now that we have 1 championship to your teams 1 and a half you're reverting to calling us one hit wonders.
No matter what it will always be the low point with you.
Grapesoda2525 said:You're always moving the goal posts. It's hard for either Astro or ranger fans to take you seriously. You were always the most vocal about the Astros being " our daddy", our team is a mess, and we will never figure it out.Farmer1906 said:
Not as sad as being 7 out in July with postseason odds at a tiny 7.6%.
One hit wonder
Fluke
Happy accident
Luck
It's all over now.
Well….now that we have 1 championship to your teams 1 and a half you're reverting to calling us one hit wonders.
No matter what it will always be the low point with you.
Go smoke a blunt.
Farmer1906 said:
What's it like to be closer to last than first in a season where you're going for it?
You tell us.
Heres the difference:Grapesoda2525 said:You're always moving the goal posts. It's hard for either Astro or ranger fans to take you seriously. You were always the most vocal about the Astros being " our daddy", our team is a mess, and we will never figure it out.Farmer1906 said:
Not as sad as being 7 out in July with postseason odds at a tiny 7.6%.
One hit wonder
Fluke
Happy accident
Luck
It's all over now.
Well….now that we have 1 championship to your teams 1 and a half you're reverting to calling us one hit wonders.
No matter what it will always be the low point with you.
The Astros have been to 7 straight ALCS, 4 World Series and won 2. Discredit 2017 all you like, you can hopefully, now that your team has won it all, appreciate how difficult a run that it to achieve.
It's why there hasn't been a repeat WS champion since the Yankees did it back in what the 90s? Early 2000s?
Sorry I'm a little delayed tonight. I know you are sitting waiting for these nuggets. It took a while to unclinch from that 9th inning nail biting win against the Twins.
Great win for the Arlingtonians tonight. You are now the best 40-48 team in baseball!
Great win for the Arlingtonians tonight. You are now the best 40-48 team in baseball!
The reign is over before it started.
I take it back; they didn’t buy a ring, they rented one https://t.co/MvYdb1BfdX
— Doug Dimmadome (@jalex_819) July 7, 2024
You can tell just by looking at Hader that he's suffering from monkeypox.
Houston peeps stay safe down there
Funky Winkerbean said:
The reign is over before it started.I take it back; they didn’t buy a ring, they rented one https://t.co/MvYdb1BfdX
— Doug Dimmadome (@jalex_819) July 7, 2024
Wow… they bought a team now they want to let it go.. that's got to suck if your teams management just let all your pitchers go.. if I'm a Rangers fan I would not be too happy …. They basically just said F it, we did our thing we are about done
2023 Rangers = 1997 Marlins
Simmy gets the start! #AllStarGame pic.twitter.com/NYeL2sUj4S
— Texas Rangers (@Rangers) July 11, 2024
Daddy Altuve says you're welcome. Love that the Arlington Senators pimp it so shamelessly.
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