2026 DisAstros Thread

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Magic number is 2, right?
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Bondag said:

Should have left Hunter in.


Still angry. Leave him in Sunday and last night and we likely clinch.
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Bondag said:

Bondag said:

Should have left Hunter in.


Still angry. Leave him in Sunday and last night and we likely clinch.

If defense didn't **** all over themselves HB would've gotten 6+ innings easy
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Yes.
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When was the last time the Astros season came down to the last game of the season?
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Sea Speed said:

When was the last time the Astros season came down to the last game of the season?
2022
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I think you mean 2023 where the rangers were a game up so we needed a win and them to lose to win the division (end with same record but we have the tie breaker). But we would have still been the wild card if we had lost.
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permabull said:

I think you mean 2023 where the rangers were a game up so we needed a win and them to lose to win the division (end with same record but we have the tie breaker). But we would have still been the wild card if we had lost.


No. We played and won the last game of 2022 and have the banners to prove it.
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1999 was the last time our playoff hopes came down to the final game of the regular season.
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Is our playoff drought over
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Delete this
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It's officially official with dicklingtons loss
TXAG 05
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Worst Astros team in a long time, still better than the Rangers
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TXAG 05 said:

Worst Astros team in a long time, still better than the Rangers
Solid statement and post.
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Astrooooooosssss!
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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Wasn't pretty - but LFG!






Jock 07
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On the day the Astros won the 2026 AL West, Guinness announced Globe Life Field is the

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If anyone wants 4 in Section 233, Row 8, Seats 1-4 for any game, let me know.
$65 each and comes with a $15 food and merch voucher

Electronic tickets. Venmo preferred
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Also, making history as the first 500 team to win a division.
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Anyone know if the NBCSN is on HULU?
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Pretty sure it's just on Peacock.
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Peacock only? That sucks guess I'm not watching
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Damn. I thought the ultimate slap was always giving us the early game. Now we got the early game on some bull**** app that most folks don't get.
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MLB early round playoff scheduling is galaxy-brain level dumb.

You would maximize viewership far more by having an evening doubleheader with two games in each slot vs the lunchtime and afternoon castoffs.

Then the chefs kiss is putting your playoff games on obscure networks so that people can't watch your product. What are we even doing here MLB?
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howdydamnit04 said:

Anyone know if the NBCSN is on HULU?

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/where-nbcsn-watch-houston-astros-120000736.html

NBCSN is carried on just three cable/streaming carriers: Xfinity (the Houston area's biggest cable system), YouTube TV and Fubo. If you're not a subscriber to one of those services, you'll need to watch the Astros/White Sox series via Peacock.
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Jock 07 said:

Also, making history as the first 500 team to win a division.

That record is a solid .500. Right in the meaty part of the curve. Not showing off, not falling behind.
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mlb TV will have it too won't it?
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Damn. I thought the ultimate slap was always giving us the early game. Now we got the early game on some bull**** app that most folks don't get.


You know how I know your wife isn't obsessed with dateline?
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Serotonin said:

MLB early round playoff scheduling is galaxy-brain level dumb.

You would maximize viewership far more by having an evening doubleheader with two games in each slot vs the lunchtime and afternoon castoffs.

Then the chefs kiss is putting your playoff games on obscure networks so that people can't watch your product. What are we even doing here MLB?


MLB only cares for:

LAD
NYY
Boston
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Cubs
Braves
Mets

The rest of the league is **** as far as they're concerned.
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Sea Speed said:

Milwaukees Best Light said:

Damn. I thought the ultimate slap was always giving us the early game. Now we got the early game on some bull**** app that most folks don't get.


You know how I know your wife isn't obsessed with dateline?

I think the investigation into my disappearance would be a future dateline episode if I canceled Peacock.
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Damn. I thought the ultimate slap was always giving us the early game. Now we got the early game on some bull**** app that most folks don't get.

Peacock has almost 50 million subscribers, not exactly obscure. Plus adding Comcast, Youtube TV, and Fubo subscribers is probably another 15-20 million people
 
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