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10:41p, 8/14/26
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Epic win.
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10:43p, 8/14/26
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Holy piss - near disastros to walk the F off



Also F abreu
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10:49p, 8/14/26
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What a W!!!!
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12:28a, 8/15/26
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**** you, Soyattle.
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11:47a, 8/18/26
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Since no game yesterday....


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On this date :
2016 Jose Altuve homered and had five RBIs, and the Houston Astros beat the Baltimore Orioles 15-8 despite allowing four home runs in the first inning. The Orioles became the first team in the modern era (since 1900) to open a game with four home runs before making an out. Adam Jones hit Collin McHugh's first pitch into the seats in left field and Hyun Soo Kim singled before Manny Machado, Chris Davis and Mark Trumbo homered in succession.

I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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1:12p, 8/18/26
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Good ol' Dealing Dana
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In reply to Chewy • 1:20p, 8/18/26
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He's been pretty ****ty. Makes me miss Jake Meyers and Chaz.
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1:34p, 8/18/26
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I keep reading stuff about some Pecko kid starting a game soon. The articles mostly say the kid did great at AA ball, but has scuffled at AAA. Is that the best we got? Kind of a sad statement. If he bombs, Dana should be released immediately. Bring back Luhnoe.
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In reply to Milwaukees Best Light • 1:47p, 8/18/26
Milwaukees Best Light said:
I keep reading stuff about some Pecko kid starting a game soon. The articles mostly say the kid did great at AA ball, but has scuffled at AAA. Is that the best we got? Kind of a sad statement. If he bombs, Dana should be released immediately. Bring back Luhnoe.


The PCL league is not friendly to pitchers….not saying he will be good or even average for them, but ERA's get inflated in that league.
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11:08a, 8/19/26
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It could be worse, poor pitcher from the M's stat line from last night's 22-0 game. Of course, he is the third baseman!!

L. Rivas

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I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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10:06p, 8/19/26
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10:47p, 8/19/26
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What happened to Peña in the first inning? Looked they called a foul off his hand, got injured, then Alvarez came up. Why did they call Pena out?
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In reply to Dr. Venkman • 6:42a, 8/20/26
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He swung for strike 3
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In reply to Mikeyshooter • 7:49a, 8/20/26
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Then they awarded Trout 1B on the same thing. Umps were all over the place.
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In reply to AgFlyGuy • 8:43a, 8/20/26
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AgFlyGuy said:
Then they awarded Trout 1B on the same thing. Umps were all over the place.

yah, my son and I got a front row show of Espada getting tossed. "Dad, I think he said the F word."
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8:28p, 8/20/26
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FMITGA

getting blown by the sh*ttiest team in the league
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In reply to jetch17 • 8:47p, 8/20/26
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Season might be over.
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8:48p, 8/20/26
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14 runs in 5 innings is good, right?
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8:52p, 8/20/26
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9:29p, 8/20/26
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Did they send in a Jr High team to play?
aTm '99
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11:19p, 8/20/26
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So wtf happened tonight. Tied a couple ships up and saw the score notification and just laughed. We're they using position players as pitchers at the end?
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In reply to Sea Speed • 4:59a, 8/21/26
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Sea Speed said:
So wtf happened tonight. Tied a couple ships up and saw the score notification and just laughed. We're they using position players as pitchers at the end?


Apparently the bet was to switch up, throw with your non-dominate hand (all positions) and bat holding the fat end.
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8:51a, 8/21/26
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That lineup last night was total garbage.

Lamont Wade, Jr batting leadoff and playing first base.
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In reply to Chewy • 9:01a, 8/21/26
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Chewy said:
That lineup last night was total garbage.

Lamont Wade, Jr batting leadoff and playing first base.

What would Fred Sanford say about that?
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In reply to Chewy • 12:01p, 8/21/26
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Chewy said:
That lineup last night was total garbage.

Lamont Wade, Jr batting leadoff and playing first base, and pitcher.

Don't forget his inning on the bump.
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In reply to OXDL45 • 12:13p, 8/21/26
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OXDL45 said:
Season might be over.

I mean we've never had a realistic chance for a postseason run anyways. We're only in it cause the division is so awful
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10:07p, 8/21/26
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9:03p, 8/22/26
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FMITGA.
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In reply to jetch17 • 9:56p, 8/22/26
jetch17 said:
FMITGA.


It's a terrible team we played. What did you expect?
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In reply to jetch17 • 8:10a, 8/23/26
I went to the game.

Damn frustrating watching that in person!!!
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11:31a, 8/23/26
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That was a BAD, pathetic loss. Speaks to what this team is.

And Espada's lack of capability is on full display this home stand. His decisions are just plain bad.

Their offensive ineptitude is too reminiscent of a certain football team I've watched some years.
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3:06p, 8/23/26
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6-0, to 6-6. To the friggin A's. So believable.
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In reply to TP Ag '87 • 3:17p, 8/23/26
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TP Ag '87 said:
6-0, to 6-6. To the friggin A's. So believable.


I don't know what the family emergency was but I assume Espada made it back for the 5th.
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3:19p, 8/23/26
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Time to make some moves. Release some players and the manager and bring up their replacements from Sugar Land. Start with Delos Santos and Javier. Tired of watching these clowns.
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4:28p, 8/23/26
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What a sheet sandwich of a home stand, I was fortunate to be on hand for the Thursday debacle, embarrassing is the best description. This team is a reflection of its manager, time to can Espada IMO.
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