2026 DisAstros Thread

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Strom is back and we can pitch again! LOL!
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Screw da jankees (& cole)
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And now, brace yourselves, Sousa is starting today.

Over/under total outs he gets? I guess their goal is 3.
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still not desperate enough to go back to Imai
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Great pitching last night all around. Brown, Abreu, and Hader!
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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Shoulda taken the under.

How pathetic.
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3-6 vs the bottom of the AL west at home, 4-2 against the NY teams on the road. Definitely saw that coming
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2 games up on Rangers

5 games up on Mariners

Let's have a good homestead please
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Give props to Espada for making the right moves yesterday. Pinch hit Wade was a great call and taking out Abreu after he got the first two outs and then got wild.
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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Mikeyshooter said:

2 games up on Rangers

5 games up on Mariners

Let's have a good homestead please


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Mariners are just about done for I think, 10 games under 500. love to see it
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https://www.mlb.com/astros/news/carlos-correa-takes-major-rehab-step-as-astros-eye-2026-return


Would be interesting what they would do with the lineup and defense.

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Paredes could play second base, pushing Jose Altuve to designated hitter or even back to left field, or spell Christian Walker at first base. Designated hitter Yordan Alvarez started consecutive games in left field on Saturday and Sunday in New York for the first time this year. He could wind up playing more left field if Correa returns in an effort to accommodate Altuve, Walker and Paredes at DH.

I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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Dr. Doctor said:

Frustrating with Altuve at the beginning of the season he was patient and made pitchers pitch.

He drew walks and got on base.

They changed after a month and started swinging at everything again.

~egon



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After slumping in June and July and Dr. Doctor's Texags post, Altuve posted an .813 OPS in August



Post something else for the team, it's working.
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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randy828 said:

Dr. Doctor said:

Frustrating with Altuve at the beginning of the season he was patient and made pitchers pitch.

He drew walks and got on base.

They changed after a month and started swinging at everything again.

~egon



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After slumping in June and July and Dr. Doctor's Texags post, Altuve posted an .813 OPS in August



Post something else for the team, it's working.


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I'm glad Yordan is hitting well but need pitchers to get high on their own supply and throw more strikes to him.

I want pitchers to think they can strike him out more.

~egon
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….oh yeah, 4 game series
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Day game to finish off the A.L. Central leaders!
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Hell yeah. And that call by the ump on Isaac was some BS! He was calling timeout not challenging the strike call. Damn umps.
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Did you teach the young Padawan the ways of the master?

~egon
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We tried sneaking to the midsection and got slammed by the usher … no confirmed dongs, but showed the way of the hunt
 
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