2026 DisAstros Thread

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jetch17
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F me in the goat ass

And javi & Jake hurt too
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Mikeyshooter
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3 starting pitchers with arm problems.


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We lick.
Biz Ag
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Former Astros manager Phil Garner dies at 76 after cancer battle

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The baseball world is mourning the loss of Phil Garner, a three-time All-Star. He led the Houston Astros to their first World Series appearance.

Garner passed away on April 11, 2026, at the age of 76 after a two-year battle with pancreatic cancer.

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**** cancer in the goat ass
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Dana Brown needs to be fired. He put this staff together, or kept the pieces together. The Japanese guy is hot garbage. Everybody else is fragile. I will give him a pass on H Brown, but the rest of them are on him. LMJ might be doing ok so far, but how long can he stay healthy and how many innings per start? LMJ looked good last night until he gave up all the runs in like the 4th. The bullpen is also ass. Hader coming back isn't enough to change that. Hader might not even pitch this year cause they can't keep a lead for him to close.

And Yainer Diaz needs to catch some heat. Dude was great for 1.5 seasons. Now, he is Maldonado 2.0 with worse defense.
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Agreed. The team seems to be getting progressively worse under his leadership. And we just have too many guys getting hurt for it to be a coincidence.


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and now another pitcher down
jetch17
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She's never gonna dance again
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Mega Lops said:




Fubo being a trash platform doesn't help. Much as I want to watch the Astros, I'm not switching over to them this year like I have in the last. Just a terrible streaming service.
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You know SCHN has their own app now, right? You don't have to use an aggregator anymore.
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Can't believe I'm happy to see a starter give up 6 runs in 6 innings and only use 2 pitchers the entire game.

Maybe we're turning a corner!

Obviously sarcasm about turning a corner. We're still firmly walking into a brick wall.
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I'm going tonight. Hoping for the best.
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

You know SCHN has their own app now, right? You don't have to use an aggregator anymore.

Yeah it's a garbage app but only 20 a month instead of $100 or whatever I was paying fubo.
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Ole Blueballs trying to keep the losing streak alive.
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Patient, plate disciplined Altuve lasted about a week. Back to swinging at everything.
jetch17
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WTF is this - tried real hard to blow it

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There she is.
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Can get used to this. Good pitching from Arrighetti...and the relievers including Abreu
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After watching the garbage they have been rolling out there on the mound, can't help but wonder why Arrighetti hasn't been up with the big club all along? Kinda like when Bill OB started Tom Savage over Massage Watson a few years back. Not sure if that is on Dana B or Espada.

Also, Espada need some kind of disparaging nickname. I got nothing.
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

After watching the garbage they have been rolling out there on the mound, can't help but wonder why Arrighetti hasn't been up with the big club all along? Kinda like when Bill OB started Tom Savage over Massage Watson a few years back. Not sure if that is on Dana B or Espada.

Also, Espada need some kind of disparaging nickname. I got nothing.


Espada

Piñata?

Hispanic guy I worked with would disparage people by telling them he would now refer to them as Marty Cone.

Maybe he could be Marty Espada?
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Milwaukees Best Light said:


Also, Espada need some kind of disparaging nickname. I got nothing.


Es Nada
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esqueefies
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LMJ at about 60 pitches thru 2. You can't do a 6 man rotation when all 6 of your starters can't get thru the fifth. Gonna be a long season.
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if there is any solace so far, it's that the AL west sucks overall.
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Shewmake on active roster
 
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