Go Astros!!!!!!

Let's go!

LFG!

I have no idea who Mike Burrows is. I saw him slotted as the #2 starter. I won't poopoo on the team on the first page of the thread. I think Dana Brown has to go.

All that said, LFG! Yordan is gonna hit 60 bombs this year and play in 145+ games. We trade Paredes for bullpen help close to the deadline cause we will still be in it. Hader will lead the league in saves.

Burrows is going to be really good this season. The top 3 starters are as good as anyone in MLB.

LFG!

Page 1 check in. Questionable rotation and outfield, but LFG!

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Hoping for a short season. Astro fans suck at driving in downtown. TURN LANES mean you F***ING TURN.

i like that we kept paredes and walker. i think we will be glad for that depth at some point.

For now. Don't forget Pena is out with a broken finger. Im guessing Correa starts at SS and Paredes back at 3B until Pena returns

sts7049 said:

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i like that we kept paredes and walker. i think we will be glad for that depth at some point.

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I will be happy with Walker just being average. Dude was a total fart in a jar last year.

On the radio broadcast last night, they said he could play tonight. I'm guessing he starts Thursday.

What is it? Is there a poster inside?

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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What is it? Is there a poster inside?

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Mini baseball bat.

MGM has them at 86.5 wins. What you got?

I say under. Don't trust pitching to stay healthy or good, unknown bullpen, bad outfield and no power outside of Alvarez.

If I had to bet, under.

9-9-9 challenge is available. May have to attempt this tomorrow. They're just mini hot dogs and 4 oz beers. Completely doable

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/mlb-2026-viral-9-9-9-food-challenge-coming-houstons-daikin-park-other-ballparks

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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MGM has them at 86.5 wins. What you got?

I say under. Don't trust pitching to stay healthy or good, unknown bullpen, bad outfield and no power outside of Alvarez.

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What's the O/U on games Alvarez actually plays? 47?

4 oz beers?!?

Looks like it's basically three hot dogs and three beers.

Wonder what the premium is for buying it in that cute package as opposed to its natural state.

Kudos to the marketing team for coming up with a way to sell more dogs and beers for people to pretend they're accomplishing something.

DT - You're better than this. Don't fall for the marketing trap. Do 12 oz beers and full dogs fresh each inning or don't do it at all.

EDIT - If you have a child and wanted them to participate with you, that package is totally acceptable. If you're a real adult baseball fan, you'll scoff at the watered down marketing trap.

9 four oz beers sounds about right for a kid.

I would like to see a new gif this year. This time use one of the yard long margarita cups for the dong.

jetch17 said:

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Im now taking diamond club seat funding for 2026 margdong

since the stros arent playing in pittsburgh this year i cant plan a biz trip around it for the cheap seats behind home at PNC

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Do you have any business in the Tampa area in September? No one will be at those Rays games by then.

the ball yordan hit off the rafters was ridiculous. I wish we couldve seen where it wouldve landed