2026 DisAstros Thread

77,820 Views | 674 Replies | Last: 26 days ago by Milwaukees Best Light
Jugstore Cowboy
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to TP Ag '87 • 12:11a, 7/22/26
That's the way baseball go.
Reply Quote
maroon barchetta
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:27p, 7/22/26
I'm eating a late dinner at a sports bar. Just saw Paredes almost hit one out of the stadium.
Reply Quote
jetch17
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:38p, 7/22/26
Right after king DONG
Reply Quote
jetch17
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:41p, 7/22/26
Sweep

Reply Quote
Featured Video Previews
Jaydoug
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:42p, 7/22/26

Reply Quote
jetch17
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:50p, 7/22/26
Chewy
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:23p, 7/22/26
Dear Marlins Manager,

Thank you for leaving your starter into the 8th and over 100 pitches.

Thank you even more for not intentionally walking Yordong and thinking you could dance around the plate not giving him anything to hit.

Yordong is not mortal and you're an idiot.

Thanks for the win!

Stros Fans Everywhere
Reply Quote
jetch17
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:01p, 7/24/26
Reply Quote
jetch17
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:56p, 7/25/26


Reply Quote
Mas89
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:22p, 7/25/26
Bring back Shewmake.
Altuve at .230 and hrs way off this year.

Edit: .228 after the last three games going 0/13
Reply Quote
3 edits
jetch17
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
5:34a, 7/28/26
Well, that's interesting to wake up to

Reply Quote
Bondag
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
7:21a, 7/28/26
https://instagr.am/p/DbUwTpwRfdk
Reply Quote
randy828
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Mas89 • 9:04a, 7/28/26
Mas89 said:
Bring back Shewmake.
Altuve at .230 and hrs way off this year.

Edit: .228 after the last three games going 0/13

I don't know how the heck we are winning any games with this lineup. Look at all the batting avgs after Pena and Yordan.

A few of them are below .200!
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
Reply Quote
Ferris Wheel Allstar
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to randy828 • 9:18a, 7/28/26
randy828 said:
Mas89 said:
Bring back Shewmake.
Altuve at .230 and hrs way off this year.

Edit: .228 after the last three games going 0/13

I don't know how the heck we are winning any games with this lineup. Look at all the batting avgs after Pena and Yordan.

A few of them are below .200!

the league average is .241 so thats not surprising
Reply Quote
Mas89
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Ferris Wheel Allstar • 1:50p, 7/28/26
Average team is also below 500. Buts that's not what we want. Get the job done or sit down please.
Reply Quote
htxag09
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Mas89 • 4:42p, 7/28/26
I think the point is averages are down across the board now. I'd wager every team, but maybe the dodgers, have guys in the starting lineup under .200.

Despite our AAA rotation we've thrown out there, offense isn't our problem. Pitching, particularly walks, have to be worst in the league.
Reply Quote
jetch17
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
6:31a, 7/29/26


Reply Quote
Mikeyshooter
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:35p, 7/29/26
Sweep
Reply Quote
jetch17
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
6:32a, 7/30/26
Reply Quote
randy828
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to The Wonderer • 9:52a, 7/30/26
The Wonderer said:
Chewy said:
n't realize it was this bad.

Great, so we trade him for a coke machine and a pack of gum to be named later.

Abreu is getting it more respectable


4.74 ERA
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
Reply Quote
1 edit
Sea Speed
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:47a, 7/30/26
What's the theory on why everyone in the league sucks at hitting this year?
Reply Quote
Milwaukees Best Light
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Sea Speed • 11:01a, 7/30/26
Sea Speed said:
What's the theory on why everyone in the league sucks at hitting this year?

Take it to the Mariners thread, turncoat.
Reply Quote
kb91
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Sea Speed • 11:08a, 7/30/26


More starters like Miz and more leverage relievers that throw unhittable gas
Reply Quote
Martin Q. Blank
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:15a, 7/30/26
Reply Quote
Sea Speed
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Milwaukees Best Light • 11:37a, 7/30/26
Milwaukees Best Light said:
Sea Speed said:
What's the theory on why everyone in the league sucks at hitting this year?

Take it to the Mariners thread, turncoat.


Apparently there's a minor league team about 20 minutes from our new place so that's where you'll find me.
Reply Quote
jetch17
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:23p, 7/31/26
Belt to ass for the silver boot & back in 1st

Reply Quote
OXDL45
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:32p, 7/31/26
YES.
Reply Quote
maroon barchetta
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:02a, 8/1/26
This came up in my FB memories. I'm sure I borrowed it from this board back in the day.


This aged well, right?
Reply Quote
gougler08
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to maroon barchetta • 12:57p, 8/1/26
Especially considering we beat Fields in one of the World Series games as well
Reply Quote
sts7049
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
3:24p, 8/1/26
Reply Quote
jetch17
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:13p, 8/1/26



Reply Quote
David_Puddy
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:17p, 8/1/26
Les gooooo!
https://i.imgur.com/iX1gPs5.gif
Reply Quote
sushi94
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:33p, 8/1/26
Keep stacking!
Reply Quote
Milwaukees Best Light
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
12:29p, 8/2/26
Sell.

Never going to cobble together enough pieces to beat the Dodgers. I don't care about winning the West, only winning the World, and it isn't going to happen with this rotation. Brown is the only starter who would sniff a start on LA. Sell and hope the prospects get good about the time the LA window starts closing.
Reply Quote
htxag09
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Milwaukees Best Light • 12:40p, 8/2/26
Milwaukees Best Light said:
Sell.

Never going to cobble together enough pieces to beat the Dodgers. I don't care about winning the West, only winning the World, and it isn't going to happen with this rotation. Brown is the only starter who would sniff a start on LA. Sell and hope the prospects get good about the time the LA window starts closing.

I mean if that's your reasoning every team in the mlb should sell and should for the foreseeable future.
Reply Quote
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.