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You really set the bar high with number 5.
Actually he wants her to raise his bar so he put her up that high
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Actually he wants her to raise his bar so he put her up that high
You've got Westicles too high on that list.
me too.
WTF ever happened to AOE?
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He is under cover
Eh I was mostly effing around. A true power rankings would be a poll of the people!
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New Tine Board Power Rankings:
1. Catch for his awesome stories and lifestyle
2. Jetch for his animated gifs and awesome wiggerness and the occaisional graphic/vulgar/awesome post
3. Westicles for being an all-around poster
4. Ryan the Temp for his service to the board as well as being the resident famous person and resident gay
5. Ag_N_Houston for the drama and awkward sexual tension that any room with 90% men and 10% women should have
I would like to thank the guys who dumped me via text, guys who stood me up, guys who never called after the first date, eharmony, and every loser I have ever met in a bar...without y'all this would not be possible!
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What about all the dudes that played pocked pool while drooling over their keyboards?
Not that i did that or anything
Not that i did that or anything
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Truly outstanding!!! I feel as if I've just finished the Great American Novel.
Finally caught up on all the stories after being away last week. Catch may have just leap frogged ahead of my father as my personal hero.
Catch. I have a du banquet tomorrow night, but want to buy you a drink after if you are around that late. Bravo sir.
Also. What is tndc? I'm a noob. Forgive the ignance.
Also. What is tndc? I'm a noob. Forgive the ignance.
No telling how late I'll be there. Gameplan is to go early and avoid the cluster**** that it will become. Over 800 claiming to be going on FB. Even with both bars, they don't have that capacity. So I'll be there for as long as I can stand it.
As for TNDC, that's Tuesday Night Drinking Club. Check my profile. Theres a link to the FB group.
As for TNDC, that's Tuesday Night Drinking Club. Check my profile. Theres a link to the FB group.
Nice. Very nice.
Just to check facts. I'm guessing all this went down on last turkey day? You got laid by a crazy hot lesbian. Read that to mean both crazy and crazyhot. On the same night that the ags vanquished all that is evil in the world. Coincidence? I think not.
Just to check facts. I'm guessing all this went down on last turkey day? You got laid by a crazy hot lesbian. Read that to mean both crazy and crazyhot. On the same night that the ags vanquished all that is evil in the world. Coincidence? I think not.
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any story on that thing at the end of the bar that you were working on at TNDC?
Which thing? The two old ladies?
You mean the cougars??
Are those the two you invited for next Tues.?
They were old? It was dark inside, I didn't get a good look at them.
They were old as in over 40. Could have guessed with the blonde, but never would have guessed the other. She either aged well or was full of ****. Pretty attractive too, unless the Chimay was doing a number on me, which it probably was considering I brought up oral sex within a few minutes of conversation.
ANH, yes, they were the two. We'll see if they actually show.
ANH, yes, they were the two. We'll see if they actually show.
The fact that you brought that up in a few minutes isn't that big a deal depending on how they responded.
So how did they respong?
So how did they respong?
They appeared a little confused. Mainly because they were talking about something I wasn't really paying attention to and just responded. "Oh, So Oral Sex?" They just kind of looked at each other and then I said with a confused look "So you weren't talking about oral?" They both gave a resounding "no" and laughed and still claimed that they would meet us at Bubba's next week. So all and all, everything seemed A-Ok.
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The chimay didn't lie. The blonde was right up my alley after 1.5 bottles of wine. Good networking job.
ttt - because I'm going through withdrawal and want another story!
catch, i told you last night people want to hear more!
this thread should never die.
^^True dat
This thread should just become Catch's diary.
Dear Diary,
Today I need to get checked for rabies after seeing who I woke up with this morning....
This thread should just become Catch's diary.
Dear Diary,
Today I need to get checked for rabies after seeing who I woke up with this morning....
Saw this had moved up and was hoping for a new story.
Need more stories...
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saw a mention of this on the hood tour thread and went searching. how did i miss this?
Ha! Didn't expect to see this back on page 1. Every so often I remember a story or 2 that I still have in my repertoire and think about yanking this back up to share, but I don't think any of them are up in the ranks of the ones I've shared and don't want to bring down my average quality of the stories. Unfortunately I promptly forget about them. I need to write down a quick synopsis to myself when I remember them.
Houston board needs more threads like this one.
This thread reminds me of
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Actually, throw in some mullets, Pontiacs, Porter TX and the Hot Biscuit and this reminds me of my youth....
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