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Wow....you keep topping yourself. You're right, this always means the opposite in my experiences....

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for some reason she made sure to tell me that she was not going to have sex with me.

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but for some reason she made sure to tell me that she was not going to have sex with me

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Any time you hear this, you will be getting laid

so, as to not to set off interweb alarms, i copied and pasted this into word - this will help avoid a 45minute texags record on my file. its 3 pages single spaced. i look forward to this.

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+1. Once she says that, your work is done and it's cruise control until she says the word Go.

We were at Bones', Catch. I do believe it was Charlie Robison.

Quick question - Did y'all happen to take her friend home too?

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This thread just keeps getting better. I agree it does sounds like Tucker Max.

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We were at Bones', Catch. I do believe it was Charlie Robison.

Quick question - Did y'all happen to take her friend home too?

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That's right! It was Bones' House.

No on her friend, that was Kristi T. She drove the 2 of them up and flew home solo.

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I'm sure this is so the girl can rationalize everything later on by telling her friends (and herself) that she wasn't planning on it happening.

It was at Bones' house, but I'm not sure that that wasn't the Earl Thomas Conlee concert?

I remember "Fuzzy Balls" and I remember hearing about her outrage at Catch's relationship (or lack thereof) with our Lord and Savior Jesus Crist, but I don't recall hearing that she wouldn't take off her clothes.

That was a crazy span of time from 1998 ~ 2002.

LOTS of similar stories can be told from that time and Catch here is leaving out quite a few.

There were two similar nights and they've merged together in my mind. There was the ETC night and then there was the country artist night.

I had forgotten Fuzzy Balls was Kristi's friend. I was thinking she was there that night with someone else we didn't know but she was there with Kristi.

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I'm only telling the stories that I can remember and directly involve me.

Speaking of stories, The old PPC story came up this weekend at Toober.

Ok, now I want to meet you.

~egon

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Lots of crazy adventures originated from that house.

Chewy - I do believe the statute of limitations has expired and you and I no longer need to be concerned with our rescue operation to free a certain picnic table.

So are we only going to be teased with one story a day now?

I need more man!

Best to leave them wanting more.

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I need more man!

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Man, I'm hoping to be able to even get the next one out by tomorrow. I'd been writing at night when I got home and just proofreading and tweaking before posting, but I've been out Monday and Tuesday night and going out again tonight. So I'll have to try and squeeze in what I can when I find free time at work.

You just described one crazy ass beetch! A divorcee who hated you at first then ended up talking herself into ****ing you (out loud I might add) with two ankle biters that wore diapers who wanted to discuss the future with you roughly 24 hours after first meeting??? Yikes Catch, you're lucky to still possess your own scrotum.

I don't think Stinker Finger wants the PPC story being told. It's kind of amazing Catch wasn't there that night.

Ezra - Does Bubba still have that picnic table?


Quick Catch story which will be really underwhelming considering what's already been posted. A group of us were hanging out at Hooter's and his Mom called. They were talking about his then high school sister's Halloween outfit. Mind you, we at the table can only hear the one end.

The conversation went something like this:

Catch - "Oh, that's good."

Mom - "Says something as we can't hear."

Catch - "She's going as that?"

Mom - "Something"

Catch - "Can you see her hair pie?"

Mom - "Her what?"

Catch - "You know, her hair pie."

At that point I forget the rest of the conversation as my jaw was wide open and busted out laughing from that point. I think he went on to explain what hair pie was and they had a normal conversation once his Mom calmed down.

wow.

...well ???

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gotta admit, I have never heard that one before and I just had to explain it to the mrs.

Was she going as Princess Leia?

OK, I really do appreciate Chewy adding that to the mix. While he's about 90% accurate, he is a tad off. I'd fill in the missing parts if I could, but I'm really drunk right now and have no idea where I am. Figure I should get that squared away first.

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Is Catch alive???

Maybe he'll have another story to add to the list.

Lurkers still waiting for updates.

moar!

and I hope catch is ok after last night

Not dead. Not very much alive either. Sobered up after my first meeting this morning and have been busy as **** ever since. As generally seems to be par for the course after a good night of drinking.

Working on getting the cripple date story down. Sorry for the delay.