third coast.. said:
Only poor and trashy people get fixated on 'a million dollars'. Think about it, in her stripper mind, a million bucks is like the biggest be all to end all ever.
third coast.. said:
Only poor and trashy people get fixated on 'a million dollars'. Think about it, in her stripper mind, a million bucks is like the biggest be all to end all ever.
WERE Tessus. They can go low, low, low.Madman said:
Everytime you think they can't go lower, they do!
I am reminded of the post by the sip from about a decade ago that was featured here many times. About how texas doesn't do clown shows and how they are not willing to do ANYTHING that would even potentially be embarrassing.
A stripper with a monkey! Really! Even the tards wouldn't do that.
So they're looking at townhouses in Del Valley? Sounds nice.BohunkAg said:
Spendin that UT booster money..
WANTS: Stripper pole
Monkey enclave
DifferenceMaker Ag said:So they're looking at townhouses in Del Valley? Sounds nice.BohunkAg said:
Spendin that UT booster money..
WANTS: Stripper pole
Monkey enclave
If you had to do >10000 lap dances to earn a million dollars, then you might think it to be a fortune as well.Carl Hungus said:DifferenceMaker Ag said:So they're looking at townhouses in Del Valley? Sounds nice.BohunkAg said:
Spendin that UT booster money..
WANTS: Stripper pole
Monkey enclave
One million sounds like a fortune to a stripper
Would be horrible if the little monkey happened to put his tongue on it.AgBQ-00 said:
Anyone checked in on the assassin since the arctic blast? Really hope she didn't get stuck to the pole with all the cold weather
Jack Squat 83 said:Would be horrible if the little monkey happened to put his tongue on it.AgBQ-00 said:
Anyone checked in on the assassin since the arctic blast? Really hope she didn't get stuck to the pole with all the cold weather
Looks like Tessus football is gonna start an entirely new definition of 'GRIND'.Madman said:Jack Squat 83 said:Would be horrible if the little monkey happened to put his tongue on it.AgBQ-00 said:
Anyone checked in on the assassin since the arctic blast? Really hope she didn't get stuck to the pole with all the cold weather
If the monkey licks the stripper pole and then the Trick grinds her crotch on it we might be in for a new type of VD that starts in Austin then wipes out Lubbock.
Madman said:Jack Squat 83 said:Would be horrible if the little monkey happened to put his tongue on it.AgBQ-00 said:
Anyone checked in on the assassin since the arctic blast? Really hope she didn't get stuck to the pole with all the cold weather
If the monkey licks the stripper pole and then the Trick grinds her crotch on it we might be in for a new type of VD that starts in Austin then wipes out Lubbock.
AnScAggie said:
Damn, she's really not good looking.
I was trying to think of who he looked like. You nailed it.third coast.. said:
He looks like a fat retar ded Colin farrell and has exactly the kind of broad a fat ret arded Colin Farrell would have.
we're done hereRK said:
i think he meant "hole world"
Mookie said:
Guy sure does wear the hell out of that one sport coat.
Madman said:Mookie said:
Guy sure does wear the hell out of that one sport coat.
It's the one with Scotchgard.
I was completely wrong with my post above.Madman said:Mookie said:
Guy sure does wear the hell out of that one sport coat.
It's the one with Scotchgard.
That is rule #1 when you shack up with monkey and her stripper.BohunkAg said:
Looks like his hair has Scotchgard on it too.
Unfortunately, yes.BQ_90 said:That is rule #1 when you shack up with monkey and her stripper.BohunkAg said:
Looks like his hair has Scotchgard on it too.
you know how hard it is to wash out stripper monkey residue outta your hair
"*****" world, maybe? Could have been a typo.RK said:
i think he meant "hole world"
BohunkAg said:
Looks like his hair has Scotchgard on it too.
Dr. Mephisto said:BohunkAg said:
Looks like his hair has Scotchgard on it too.
Its Gorilla Glue.