And I thought the circus was over when they fired tom Herman! But sark one ups with a stripper and a monkey.

One way to sell end zone seats....probably charge as much as a suite

"Two down front"

Gator Bait

BohunkAg said:

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It isn't a circus - it's gonzo porn!

sark after dark and brazzers coming to the lhn... that's one way to get subscribers.

Sark, Banks and she / her monkey may have single handedly brought OR back to life for a few years. For this, I'm grateful.

Hello, is this Marvin Zindler? I'd like to report a pole assassination.

As one of the main poles on this board I'm a little surprised you are not more concerned with this development.

"Texas doesn't do clown shows."

Longhorn media is on the case.

They call him the silent killer... They call her THE POLE ASSASSIN. Banks' Monkey Stripper. This Saturday night only on The Sark After Dark Longhorn Network Special Event

GiveEmHellBill said:

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This is very clearly the face of a batsh*t crazy woman who will burn your house to the f-ing ground if she even thinks you are cheating on her......

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A bunny boiler?

Gator Bait

Yet you pay money to come over and post?

Texas is trying to build cred by saying "We play a SEC team every year, have a SEC coaching staff, why go to the SEC when you can have the best of both worlds here?"

Sad truth is Texas is floundering big time.

Texas fired a dubious head coach and replaced him with a very troubled soul. I truly hope all the pressures to merely exist in the coaching position do not destroy him.

Look, we get it. Texas has been nothing of a blue blood. Sure massive wins against Rice, Baylor, TCU and SMU in the defunct SWC over decades build somewhat of a impressive record, but that does not show a pedigree. Texas is three to four years from break even. What offensive linemen are on the current roster? What depth?
Same on the defensive line? You switched a defensive lineman to offense back to defense, that is continuity?

I understand your angst and envy. You want the respect of the SEC. Hiring SEC coaches don't make you an SEC program. If it was, Herb Hand would still be at Texas. How did that work out for Texas?

Face it, you're pissed because the SEC selected Texas A&M over Texas because Texas A&M brought a culture alignment and great tangibles to the table that Texas lacks and to be brutally honest, never will have.

The SEC got the correct school and as a Florida grad, Florida has $67 million annually reasons to have Texas A&M as a member rather than Texas.

Face it, you were Texas

Gator Bait

JunctionNephew said:

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Yet you pay money to come over and post?

Texas is trying to build cred by saying "We play a SEC team every year, have a SEC coaching staff, why go to the SEC when you can have the best of both worlds here?"

Sad truth is Texas is floundering big time.

Texas fired a dubious head coach and replaced him with a very troubled soul. I truly hope all the pressures to merely exist in the coaching position do not destroy him.

Look, we get it. Texas has been nothing of a blue blood. Sure massive wins against Rice, Baylor, TCU and SMU in the defunct SWC over decades build somewhat of a impressive record, but that does not show a pedigree. Texas is three to four years from break even. What offensive linemen are on the current roster? What depth?
Same on the defensive line? You switched a defensive lineman to offense back to defense, that is continuity?

I understand your angst and envy. You want the respect of the SEC. Hiring SEC coaches don't make you an SEC program. If it was, Herb Hand would still be at Texas. How did that work out for Texas?

Face it, you're pissed because the SEC selected Texas A&M over Texas because Texas A&M brought a culture alignment and great tangibles to the table that Texas lacks and to be brutally honest, never will have.

The SEC got the correct school and as a Florida grad, Florida has $67 million annually reasons to have Texas A&M as a member rather than Texas.

Face it, you were Texas

Gator Bait

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Jeez, someone grab a body bag and some chalk, there's been a murder in OR

JunctionNephew said:

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Yet you pay money to come over and post?

Texas is trying to build cred by saying "We play a SEC team every year, have a SEC coaching staff, why go to the SEC when you can have the best of both worlds here?"

Sad truth is Texas is floundering big time.

Texas fired a dubious head coach and replaced him with a very troubled soul. I truly hope all the pressures to merely exist in the coaching position do not destroy him.

Look, we get it. Texas has been nothing of a blue blood. Sure massive wins against Rice, Baylor, TCU and SMU in the defunct SWC over decades build somewhat of a impressive record, but that does not show a pedigree. Texas is three to four years from break even. What offensive linemen are on the current roster? What depth?
Same on the defensive line? You switched a defensive lineman to offense back to defense, that is continuity?

I understand your angst and envy. You want the respect of the SEC. Hiring SEC coaches don't make you an SEC program. If it was, Herb Hand would still be at Texas. How did that work out for Texas?

Face it, you're pissed because the SEC selected Texas A&M over Texas because Texas A&M brought a culture alignment and great tangibles to the table that Texas lacks and to be brutally honest, never will have.

The SEC got the correct school and as a Florida grad, Florida has $67 million annually reasons to have Texas A&M as a member rather than Texas.

Face it, you were Texas

Gator Bait

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GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE!!!

Horn2015 said:

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I see fear on this board.

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And I see venereal disease running rampant throughout the sips locker room as she's passed around from player-to-player like a fifth of Jack at a frat party.

JunctionNephew said:

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Yet you pay money to come over and post?

Texas is trying to build cred by saying "We play a SEC team every year, have a SEC coaching staff, why go to the SEC when you can have the best of both worlds here?"

Sad truth is Texas is floundering big time.

Texas fired a dubious head coach and replaced him with a very troubled soul. I truly hope all the pressures to merely exist in the coaching position do not destroy him.

Look, we get it. Texas has been nothing of a blue blood. Sure massive wins against Rice, Baylor, TCU and SMU in the defunct SWC over decades build somewhat of a impressive record, but that does not show a pedigree. Texas is three to four years from break even. What offensive linemen are on the current roster? What depth?
Same on the defensive line? You switched a defensive lineman to offense back to defense, that is continuity?

I understand your angst and envy. You want the respect of the SEC. Hiring SEC coaches don't make you an SEC program. If it was, Herb Hand would still be at Texas. How did that work out for Texas?

Face it, you're pissed because the SEC selected Texas A&M over Texas because Texas A&M brought a culture alignment and great tangibles to the table that Texas lacks and to be brutally honest, never will have.

The SEC got the correct school and as a Florida grad, Florida has $67 million annually reasons to have Texas A&M as a member rather than Texas.

Face it, you were Texas

Gator Bait

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Poetry!

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SHE LOOKS LIKE A HE

https://instagr.am/p/BxH2DTFJnS1

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This is the direct result of equal parts plastic surgery and Bama strength and conditioning program.

This ain't far from being the funniest thing in this thread.

AgDotCom said:

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This ain't far from being the funniest thing in this thread.

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Unless we find Ketch following her.

AgCat93 said:

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AgDotCom said:

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This ain't far from being the funniest thing in this thread.

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Unless we find Ketch following her.

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The only thing Ketch follows is the person in front of him in line at the Golden Corral chocolate bar. Daily.

Horn2015 said:

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LMAO. Aggie would finish all over themselves trying to get their 4 inches out of their pants with that stripper in the same room.

I see fear on this board. Aggie is going to lose several really good recruits due to Banks leaving Alabam for The University of Texas. And, since Aggie had Banks before he used your school as a stepping stone, those fears are warranted.

If he wants to bring his stripper wife to The University of Texas along with the multitude of 5-stars he's going to recruit, we will allow it.

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The monkey has just as many credit hours from Texas as you do.

Is beating Iowa State worth destroying what little integrity your tee shirt school had left? I guess it is

So "naked dreams" and "pole assassin"... she sounds wholesome.

Not a clown show... not at all.