What the absolute ****

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BQ_90 said:

so in their new uterus endzone, they can put a stripper pole there so her and the monkey can dance to the eyes of texas.

While singles rain down on her from all corners of the stadium.
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AgCat93 said:

BQ_90 said:

so in their new uterus endzone, they can put a stripper pole there so her and the monkey can dance to the eyes of texas.

While singles rain down on her from all corners of the stadium.

It will have to be coupons. Sips are broke.
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So Banks is legit dating a stripper. Classy.
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We gonna act like it's okay that a new Texas asst coach is with a stripper?
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Maroon Elephant said:

So Banks is legit dating a stripper. Classy.
look at the twitter, she and the monkey are living with him. He left his wife and kids for that.
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I bet the pole pool parties for recruits are gonna be greatness.
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Banks is doing slummin all wrong
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AgLaw02 said:

What are you talking about?
Oh!
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BQ_90 said:

so in their new uterus endzone, they can put a stripper pole there so her and the monkey can dance to the eyes of texas.
....more like "The Thighs of Texas..."
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HeyMoe said:

BQ_90 said:

so in their new uterus endzone, they can put a stripper pole there so her and the monkey can dance to the eyes of texas.
....more like "The Thighs of Texas..."


Perfect
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Quote:

I know i use to dance to and I'm not talking down on the ones who trying feed the children but some of u thottys need a 9 to 5 ...


English major. Big fan of a middle age white man mid life crisis. You do you banks, F the haters!
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This is very clearly the face of a batsh*t crazy woman who will burn your house to the f-ing ground if she even thinks you are cheating on her......
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After she gouges your eyes out with those fake nails.
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Can't wait for when he breaks up with her. It'll be epic.
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AgOutsideAustin said:

After she gouges your eyes out with those fake nails.


And cuts your balls off with some hedge clippers.
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Yikes!!
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GiveEmHellBill said:


This is very clearly the face of a batsh*t crazy woman who will burn your house to the f-ing ground if she even thinks you are cheating on her......


I like the way she just casually, offhandedly takes pictures of herself. Who does that? Other than social media w#ores?


Social media has released the American Idol in all of us, who think we look like Sophia Loren/Cary Grant, think like Stephen Hawking, and speak like Abraham Lincoln, and the world is truly interested in all of us.


Reality? None of those things. Noooooo. Not by a long shot.

Self obsession is gross.






Now hang on while I post a picture of the Mexican chimichanga dinner I had last night . . . You gotta see it . . .
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There are some posts on Surly with some more info on Banks, apparently when he was still in College Station he was banging a side piece with the first name that was the same as a former vertically challenged Aggie TOS recruiting reporter. Allegedly late one night Banks accidentally sent a deek pick to the wrong one and the reporter tried to use the pic to squeeze recruiting scoop out of Banks .



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It's all part of a re-make series to air on the LHN, "Banks and the Bear".

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Banks had that going on when Fisher was supposedly trying to decide if he was going to keep him on staff or not? No wonder we cut him loose and never looked back.

Anyone figure out the monkey's name yet?
Tom Doniphon
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The monkey has its own IG page... like monkey_gia or some nonsense.
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Sorry for not knowing

Aggie TOS?


I would have guessed this to mean six figures but doesn't seem to work
6Figs?
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My guess thats a reference to the fat sack of **** at blOrangeBloods.
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I just added her on IG and I'd let her absolutely smother my face with dat ass
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Token said:

I just added her on IG and I'd let her absolutely smother my face with dat ass


Yours would be about the two thousand face dat ass has smothered ....
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WhoopN06 said:

My guess thats a reference to the fat sack of **** at blOrangeBloods.


6Figs is a derogatory name for someone that bragged about income, Ketch likely weighs 6 figures but they arent talking about him
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Token said:

I just added her on IG and I'd let her absolutely smother my face with dat ass


Let us know how the clap is
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Madman said:

Sorry for not knowing

Aggie TOS?


I would have guessed this to mean six figures but doesn't seem to work
6Figs?


6figs is Taylor Hamm. And yes he bragged about making "6figs" running his bull**** recruiting service. You know, before moving to like Tyler and becoming an insurance agent or some ****
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Madman said:

Sorry for not knowing

Aggie TOS?


I would have guessed this to mean six figures but doesn't seem to work
6Figs?


6figs is Taylor Hamm. And yes he bragged about making "6figs" running his bull**** recruiting service. You know, before moving to like Tyler and becoming an insurance agent or some ****

Ha, I though hamm name was 6 seconds
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I just thought he was known for cornering teenage boys in bathrooms?
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Decay said:

I just thought he was known for cornering teenage boys in bathrooms?



That too!
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AgOutsideAustin said:

Token said:

I just added her on IG and I'd let her absolutely smother my face with dat ass


Yours would be about the two thousand face dat ass has smothered ....


That's an underestimate and he doesn't care
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inconvenient truth said:

Carl Hungus said:

Madman said:

Sorry for not knowing

Aggie TOS?


I would have guessed this to mean six figures but doesn't seem to work
6Figs?


6figs is Taylor Hamm. And yes he bragged about making "6figs" running his bull**** recruiting service. You know, before moving to like Tyler and becoming an insurance agent or some ****

Ha, I though hamm name was 6 seconds


Pump Pump ooooooooohhhhhhh
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ABATTBQ11 said:

AgOutsideAustin said:

Token said:

I just added her on IG and I'd let her absolutely smother my face with dat ass


Yours would be about the two thousand face dat ass has smothered ....


That's an underestimate and he doesn't care


He gets me
 
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