I wonder if he punches in to work smelling like stripper perfume. . .BQ_90 said:That is rule #1 when you shack up with monkey and her stripper.BohunkAg said:
Looks like his hair has Scotchgard on it too.
you know how hard it is to wash out stripper monkey residue outta your hair
What the absolute ****
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bonfarr said:
Is that Tutti from Facts of Life all grown up?
That is an absolute affront to her!
Or 6 more weeks of winter.Madman said:Jack Squat 83 said:Would be horrible if the little monkey happened to put his tongue on it.AgBQ-00 said:
Anyone checked in on the assassin since the arctic blast? Really hope she didn't get stuck to the pole with all the cold weather
If the monkey licks the stripper pole and then the Trick grinds her crotch on it we might be in for a new type of VD that starts in Austin then wipes out Lubbock.
It is so easy to be wrong—and to persist in being wrong—when the costs of being wrong are paid by others.
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The monkey attacking kids on Halloween now? It really has gotten out of control in Austin now.
But I was told they don't do clown shows in Austin.
say whatBohunkAg said:
The monkey attacking kids on Halloween now? It really has gotten out of control in Austin now.
There's rumors that the monkey attacked a kid and almost bit his finger off during trick or treating last night.
Thats just a stupid rumor.Señor Chang said:
There's rumors that the monkey attacked a kid and almost bit his finger off during trick or treating last night.
The stripper did bite a kids finger off.
With some strippers you just count yourself lucky if you get any fingers back
maybe some kid asked about the fake punt and the monkey got pissed offSeñor Chang said:
There's rumors that the monkey attacked a kid and almost bit his finger off during trick or treating last nigh
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With some strippers you just count yourself lucky if you get any fingers back
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It's ok, it's all the kids fault
This happens every time those monkeys go to poon tangin' around with those strippers...
Yes she has had all her shot she a emotional support animal who not to be touched , she speak by command of hi five ! No one is allowed to touch her ! Unless i myself say it ok it !
— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021
We're Texas
Gonna go out on a limb and guess the pole assassin wasn't using her tips to put herself through college English classes.
I'm sure her attorney is ecstatic to read her Twitter feed....
A 11 /12 year old child should know better then to enter someone yard without permission and old enough to also follow the rules . The rules were when u get to the gate turn around and come back out for candy every other parent and child did so !
— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021
She's already been on Springer, maybe Judge Judy can handle the lawsuit
Old Rivalries has been much maligned on Texags. I feel like we are vindicated tonight.
BohunkAg said:
Old Rivalries has been much maligned on Texags. I feel like we are vindicated tonight.
"I'm sure that won't make a bit of difference for those of you who enjoy a baseless rage over the decisions of a few teenagers."
I can hardly keep up with the last 18 months or so;
* Sip students protest guns by waving around a bunch of fake dicks.
* Sip hires a PeeWee Herman Wannabe as a head coach.
* Send out a tweet with Bevo dressed in Klan Gear
* Now a tu coach's stripper wife's monkey puts the chomp on a kid.
....fortunately, the football team is doing well on the field.
* Sip students protest guns by waving around a bunch of fake dicks.
* Sip hires a PeeWee Herman Wannabe as a head coach.
* Send out a tweet with Bevo dressed in Klan Gear
* Now a tu coach's stripper wife's monkey puts the chomp on a kid.
....fortunately, the football team is doing well on the field.
Forget vindication.BohunkAg said:
Old Rivalries has been much maligned on Texags. I feel like we are vindicated tonight.
We're the All-Singing, All-Dancing Crap of TexAgs and proud of it.
Does your minkey bite?
God, the Ol' Freak Nasty face!Madman said:
ThreeHole world....RK said:
i think he meant "hole world"
Can't believe how wrong we were... here she is with video evidence to explain this whole misunderstanding....
Proof ! Stop with the lies and this is my monkey not Jeffs , so why try and bash him for something that at has nothing to do with him ! pic.twitter.com/l43xXi5WIL
— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021
Protip: if your pet monkey bites a child, do not tweet about it. This advice applies on Halloween as well as other dates.
— TortOfOutrageHat (@Popehat) November 2, 2021
The law should treat everyone as equals, so this advice should not apply with more force to people named Pole Assassin, but realistically it does.
Wife: What are you writing about?
— TortOfOutrageHat (@Popehat) November 2, 2021
Me: I’m subtweeting monkey-related legal advice to a stripper.
Wife: Fine, don’t tell me.
Quote:
Me: I'm subtweeting monkey-related legal advice to a stripper.
That voice sounds like what every man hears who is late on his child support.Tom Doniphon said:
Can't believe how wrong we were... here she is with video evidence to explain this whole misunderstanding....Proof ! Stop with the lies and this is my monkey not Jeffs , so why try and bash him for something that at has nothing to do with him ! pic.twitter.com/l43xXi5WIL
— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021
BQ_90 said:
It's ok, it's all the kids fault
1. 3rd graders have better grammar.
2. Emotional support animal? My ass. More like financial support - pickin' up the singles off the floor.
And I thought a month long losing streak was about as perfect a kick in the nuts as the horns could get....
she mustve gotten a call from her attorney, cause she just deleted twitter
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