Jeff Banks right now pic.twitter.com/jqmvEPZZs0
— Astros Reacts (@astros_reacts) November 2, 2021
What the absolute ****
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I got to admit I'm on team pole assasin for this.
Surly Horns on this is comedy gold. I hope Roll Bama Roll dedicates an entire meltdown to the monkey incident.
Holy **** when I read this earlier I thought it must be a joke, surely this couldn't have actually happened. This is glorious. I just can't wait until the eventual end of this train wreck and she and the monkey goes down in flames. Banks better have a solid exit strategy.
Screw Surly Horns. Go straight to reddit cfb. I'm dying laughing.aezmvp said:
Surly Horns on this is comedy gold. I hope Roll Bama Roll dedicates an entire meltdown to the monkey incident.
aezmvp said:Screw Surly Horns. Go straight to reddit cfb. I'm dying laughing.aezmvp said:
Surly Horns on this is comedy gold. I hope Roll Bama Roll dedicates an entire meltdown to the monkey incident.
Haha the entire nation is getting introduced to the clown show that is sip football and banks life tonight.
Don't touch my monkey!!
aezmvp said:
Surly Horns on this is comedy gold. I hope Roll Bama Roll dedicates an entire meltdown to the monkey incident.
Or SEC shorts…
Going to need a ruling as to whether it’s considered targeting if a DB turns out to actually be a monkey dressed in a football uniform and leads with the crown of the helmet when biting an opposing player.
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 2, 2021
Coach Banks’ marriage was cut short,
— rob kish (@witchykinkajou) November 2, 2021
His Pole Assassin had a monkey for support,
A kid snuck in the backyard,
The monkey made sure he was scarred,
Now she’s online giving us the report.
aezmvp said:
Screw Surly Horns. Go straight to reddit cfb. I'm dying laughing.
Talk about being cast down to the Sodomites
The Texas Football program is a virtual matryoshka doll of glorious wonderfulness. Every savory story that pops open has another one waiting patiently inside.
Monkey traumatized from life of working as a stripper pole dancing assistant. Undisciplined kids amped up on sugar highs running loose at a Halloween party.
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
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So this "child" could have really been a sip player since they're so young and so bad. An "11 yr old" DB could have just been sneaking out the back bedroom window...
This is longhorn football ya'll. An absolute joke of a program for 10+ years. They are the gift that keeps on giving.
Can you imagine what's going to happen to these clowns in the SEC? Right now they're actually being protected in the BIG12 because no one knows who they are or have long given up caring. The big stage will shine a brighter light. Clownball.
Can you imagine what's going to happen to these clowns in the SEC? Right now they're actually being protected in the BIG12 because no one knows who they are or have long given up caring. The big stage will shine a brighter light. Clownball.
That is a funny sip. Next time the monkey will be strapped.
AlaskanAg99 said:
So this "child" could have really been a sip player since they're so young and so bad. An "11 yr old" DB could have just been sneaking out the back bedroom window...
All sip players are children but not all children play for the sips.
I'm just glad the sips don't put up with Clown Shows. Cause think of how bad this could if they did
May need to start clarifying if CDC refers to the athletic director or the infectious disease agency when talking about #MonkeyGate
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 2, 2021
Holy Hell, they are talking about it on morning radio in North Carolina. Congratulations tu, you've managed to embarrass yourself at a national level once again, this time you didn't have to blow a second half lead to do so.
Anyone have footage of the horrible Banks fake field goal that cost them the Baylor game?
Now I have to see it since it's all part of the same Monkey Show.
Now I have to see it since it's all part of the same Monkey Show.
yes massaMadman said:
The r/cfb thread on Reddit is glorious. I apologize in advance for killing any productivity you had planned for today.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/qksuw5/texas_special_teams_coach_jeff_banks_monkey/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/qksuw5/texas_special_teams_coach_jeff_banks_monkey/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
So Toonces isn't driving the car, it's a monkey in charge of the direction of the program.
Heard the kid made the horns down sign. This action greatly hurt the monkey's feefees and thus the justified attack. tu looking at a class action lawsuit against the kid.
BTW How is it that Pole Assassin and Professor Radio are not teaching a Masters level class in Ebonics at the U?
BTW How is it that Pole Assassin and Professor Radio are not teaching a Masters level class in Ebonics at the U?
"God, some of you can be so insufferable." --ntxVOL
LOL!!!!!Quote:
[url=https://www.reddit.com/user/RoverTiger/][/url]I didn't think I did any cocaine today, but upon reading this, maybe I did!
Events like this always tend to come in clusters.
Predicting exactly what the next one will be is impossible but fun to think about.
I would go with high level coach, but not Sark, DWI. OR, wife of some coach says something racist.
Predicting exactly what the next one will be is impossible but fun to think about.
I would go with high level coach, but not Sark, DWI. OR, wife of some coach says something racist.
I assume Jeff Banks has an ex-wife. I assume the last few days have been extremely satisfying for her.
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