What the absolute ****

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McAfee delivers as always.
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Imagine what the Rice MOB would do with this?

Iowa state fans are probably too soft and nice to do anything…
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West Point Aggie said:

Imagine what the Rice MOB would do with this?

Iowa state fans are probably too soft and nice to do anything…


I'm not sure Iowa State fans have the internet yet.
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West Point Aggie said:

Imagine what the Rice MOB would do with this?

Iowa state fans are probably too soft and nice to do anything…


Imagine the signs at Game Day
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Banks should have definitely spanked that monkey
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Spotted Ag said:

Banks should have definitely spanked that monkey

Nice!!
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BohunkAg said:

Tom Doniphon said:

Is there any way they can step on their dicks any worse than they currently are?
Yes. Yes there is.



Guitarsoup broke the monkey story, exposed MFBarnes, and was an old school TA April Fools Day legend. I vote that he should be on the TA Mount Rushmore.
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What if guitarsoup is actually a sock for AggieGrant???
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I absolutely, and I can't stress this enough, cannot wait for SEC Shorts to get a hold of this.
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Hopefully the gameday signs are solid this weekend.
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Tom Doniphon said:

Is there any way they can step on their dicks any worse than they currently are?
God, I hope so. Because imagine how epic that would be.
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maroon barchetta said:

What if guitarsoup is actually a sock for AggieGrant???


Then he becomes
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Jock 07 said:

Hopefully the gameday signs are solid this weekend.


Could you imagine of gameday was at Kyle this week instead of whatever stupid game they are at.
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Man I hope someone can toss a banana on the field this weekend!
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Horn2015 said:

LMAO. Aggie would finish all over themselves trying to get their 4 inches out of their pants with that stripper in the same room.

I see fear on this board. Aggie is going to lose several really good recruits due to Banks leaving Alabam for The University of Texas. And, since Aggie had Banks before he used your school as a stepping stone, those fears are warranted.

If he wants to bring his stripper wife to The University of Texas along with the multitude of 5-stars he's going to recruit, we will allow it.
sip trash, hows this plan working out now.
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I truly can not fathom what has to have gone through this dudes mind to get with this woman. How does he take her anywhere and speak to other men and women with her when she sounds like a streetwalking brain dead mongoloid. I seriously can't wrap my head around it.
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I also don't get why some dudes go after chicks who tease for a living. This chick's greatest accomplishment is literally blue balling 1000s of men.
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Is she at least hot?
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West Point Aggie said:

Is she at least hot?
no
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West Point Aggie said:

Is she at least hot?


She is a ****ing oompa loompa
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Sea Speed said:

West Point Aggie said:

Is she at least hot?


She is a ****ing oompa loompa

Huh…that's quite the descriptor!! The more I ponder it the funnier it is!
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His ex wife was a college volleyball player. So, he gave up a college graduate, athletic female who was a crossfit coach for the stripper. Smart dude.

Oh, and she is the mother of his kids too, but what does that matter?
Sea Speed
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Wgas about that, the dude has multiple kids. How do you do thst to your children? Dumpster human.
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100%
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Agree. Went for the heavy sarcasm approach.
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HBO should really do a mid season Hard Knocks at the 40 acres.
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BQ_90 said:

Horn2015 said:

LMAO. Aggie would finish all over themselves trying to get their 4 inches out of their pants with that stripper in the same room.

I see fear on this board. Aggie is going to lose several really good recruits due to Banks leaving Alabam for The University of Texas. And, since Aggie had Banks before he used your school as a stepping stone, those fears are warranted.

If he wants to bring his stripper wife to The University of Texas along with the multitude of 5-stars he's going to recruit, we will allow it.
sip trash, hows this plan working out now.


A&M and losing **** to this clown show. That monkey must be beating 2015 off something fierce! Those multitude of 5 stars are gasping, "WTF?" and their mommas and daddy's are saying the same thing.
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I Have Spoken said:

Agree. Went for the heavy sarcasm approach.


And this is OR. I should have known better.
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schmellba99 said:





The younger crowd doesn't get this.
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Banks-" As soon as we get in the SEC, and REALLY hit the big time, I'm tradin' this b**** in for an "adult film star" with a tiger...."
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"there was another assassin who was unjustly accused on a cold Texas day a while back-"
I almost fell off of my toilet (where I do all my posting and most of my work)
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I don't fault Coach Banks for this.

Dude got caught up with that girl and we all know that goes.

We've all been there.

You just can't give a monkey access to kids. And you cant give kids access to a monkey.

The fact that it was halloween makes it worse.

The monkey was probably freaked the f*** out. People walking around in all kinds of crazy s*** the monkey ain't even use to.

The monkey was on edge because it was Halloween. You cant be having a live monkey anywhere near a Halloween event. You got people drunk, high, testosteroned and esteogened up. , messing around with a gd monkey.

Its turning in to Bladerunner out here.
 
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