There's no doubt she has monthly reminders of the incredibly large trainwreck she managed to escape.I Have Spoken said:
I assume Jeff Banks has an ex-wife. I assume the last few days have been extremely satisfying for her.
What the absolute ****
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HTownAg98 said:
The r/cfb thread on Reddit is glorious. I apologize in advance for killing any productivity you had planned for today.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/qksuw5/texas_special_teams_coach_jeff_banks_monkey/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
That is solid entertainment!
"Bedazzled" steering wheel. I'd love to see the outcome if she manages to set off the airbag. Can't see it behind the monkey, but I'm sure she blinged the **** out of the logo in the middle.Walt Luddiger said:yes massaMadman said:
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no word from jeff?
is there anyone in the UT offices that can help pic.twitter.com/ZbKQd5dxwN
I Have Spoken said:
I assume Jeff Banks has an ex-wife. I assume the last few days have been extremely satisfying for her.
As I recall, she was very good looking.
Banks did NOT upgrade in that area ...
"I'm sure that won't make a bit of difference for those of you who enjoy a baseless rage over the decisions of a few teenagers."
aginlakeway said:I Have Spoken said:
I assume Jeff Banks has an ex-wife. I assume the last few days have been extremely satisfying for her.
As I recall, she was very good looking.
Banks did NOT upgrade in that area ...
She must not have done that thing he likes
Is there any way they can step on their dicks any worse than they currently are?
I cannot under any circumstances click on this at work can I?BohunkAg said:
Banks out in Austin Saturday night after the loss
https://vimeo.com/641361541
BohunkAg said:
Banks out in Austin Saturday night after the loss
https://vimeo.com/641361541
Wow. That's really him.
"I'm sure that won't make a bit of difference for those of you who enjoy a baseless rage over the decisions of a few teenagers."
Yes. Yes there is.Tom Doniphon said:
Is there any way they can step on their dicks any worse than they currently are?
Some inside info from a @TexAgs post.
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aginlakeway said:BohunkAg said:
Banks out in Austin Saturday night after the loss
https://vimeo.com/641361541
Wow. That's really him.
What a poser doofus.
Would love to see a video of him about 10 pm last night.
If the mom can make it happen she should convince the kids their real dad is somebody else and Jeff was just pretending to be their father.
She should go with somebody less embarrassing and dead. Somebody like mayor Rob Ford.
She should go with somebody less embarrassing and dead. Somebody like mayor Rob Ford.
Artie Lange....wait he's still alive.Madman said:
If the mom can make it happen she should convince the kids their real dad is somebody else and Jeff was just pretending to be their father.
She should go with somebody less embarrassing and dead. Somebody like mayor Rob Ford.
this is gd gloriousBohunkAg said:
Banks out in Austin Saturday night after the loss
https://vimeo.com/641361541
We live in a Sim City session and the player has gotten bored. Only way any thing makes sense right now
To be perfectly honest this is why I don't mind a Sherman kind of head coach. If you're going to miss, miss in a way that won't leave you rocked with a pile of scandals. The 40 Acres would kill for a sleepy Sherm program right now
Decay said:
To be perfectly honest this is why I don't mind a Sherman kind of head coach. If you're going to miss, miss in a way that won't leave you rocked with a pile of scandals. The 40 Acres would kill for a sleepy Sherm program right now
They do like second half meltdowns.
And losing to Arkansas, okie state, and Baylor
A pole assassin trading card would be epic
Florida man went as pole assassin for Halloween.
The best part of all this is that nothing has really changed. The only thing different between right now and Friday was the monkey bit a kid... everything else tu knew about when the man was brought over. This was an embarrassment then, but now that they are likely to have a .500 season, they can see the clown car as what it actually is... a clown car.
Decay said:There's no doubt she has monthly reminders of the incredibly large trainwreck she managed to escape.I Have Spoken said:
I assume Jeff Banks has an ex-wife. I assume the last few days have been extremely satisfying for her.
All of these things in the public eye. Mo' Money, Mo' Custody Rights.
If I learned one thing listening to Rogan its not to f*** with a gd primate for any reason.
The fact that a monkey bit a kid is the most normal and least shocking part of this whole story.
Stat Monitor Repairman said:
If I learned one thing listening to Rogan its not to f*** with a gd primate for any reason.
But it's her stripper trump card. High risk, high reward. Stripper monkey show.
Stat Monitor Repairman said:
If I learned one thing listening to Rogan its not to f*** with a gd primate for any reason.
Well she's also a primate…albeit a tad top-heavy!
Tom Doniphon said:
The fact that a monkey bit a kid is the most normal and least shocking part of this whole story.
It's nice to share the whole story with the world. We've always had this and now it's time to let the little bird fly.
Agreed... when this deal broke originally, 9 moths ago, it was impossible not to know that combining a stripper, a Jerry Springer appearance, a monkey with a social media presence, a coach that'd desert his family, and a fan base with the fragility of tissue paper wouldn't turn into a **** show...
Like I said, the kid getting bit is the most normal thing about any of it.
Like I said, the kid getting bit is the most normal thing about any of it.
It helps that she is breath-takingly dumb. Reality TV NBA wives have more class and discretion than her.
The old saying used to be "in a million years, give a million monkeys a million typewriters and you could get a Shakespearean play."
The sips have managed a Jerry Springer show script with one monkey and 8 months. Its like everyone there failed PR school.
The sips have managed a Jerry Springer show script with one monkey and 8 months. Its like everyone there failed PR school.
Pat explaining it like only Pat can
I would be remiss if I didn't talk about a Pole Assassin monkey situation that is BANANAS in Austin Texas #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE pic.twitter.com/UUT5jBavSZ
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) November 2, 2021
"It's bananas."
If Jeff and PA split up will Jeff have to pay monkey support?
If so is that paid in cash or bananas?
I know they are not married but she could claim Common Law marriage and demand monkey support.
If so is that paid in cash or bananas?
I know they are not married but she could claim Common Law marriage and demand monkey support.
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