What the absolute ****

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Tom Doniphon said:

So "naked dreams" and "pole assassin"... she sounds wholesome.

Not a clown show... not at all.

How does the naked dreams person fit into this story. I am missing something. Its not the person as pole assassin.
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Is that gray mesh mask the official mask of the NCAA or something? I never see a coach in anything different.
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Electrical_Ag said:

Is that gray mesh mask the official mask of the NCAA or something? I never see a coach in anything different.


It was funny because I saw different coaches wearing all types at first then I saw Saban wear the mesh one. I laughed because it was mesh and might not as well wear one. Then I started seeing every coach wear them.
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Electrical_Ag said:

Is that gray mesh mask the official mask of the NCAA or something? I never see a coach in anything different.
I'm guessing it is much more comfortable than alternatives, and that is why you see it so often.

https://store.helmetfitting.com/product/active-mask/
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Madman said:

Tom Doniphon said:

So "naked dreams" and "pole assassin"... she sounds wholesome.

Not a clown show... not at all.

How does the naked dreams person fit into this story. I am missing something. Its not the person as pole assassin.

Pretty sure someone posted above that "naked dreams" is her alternate account / username on IG
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https://instagram.com/nakeddreams1stlady?igshid=xlydut7q512f
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Tom Doniphon said:

https://instagram.com/nakeddreams1stlady?igshid=xlydut7q512f
She's still working hard.
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Madman said:

Tom Doniphon said:

So "naked dreams" and "pole assassin"... she sounds wholesome.

Not a clown show... not at all.

How does the naked dreams person fit into this story. I am missing something. Its not the person as pole assassin.



Yea it is.
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Really? They look like different people to me.
Tom Doniphon
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Madman said:

Really? They look like different people to me.


Hell, she looks different in lots of pics (as do lots of dirty movie actresses, I'm told) ... I ain't positive
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Looks like it's the same gal... and we can book her services if so desired.
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Hope those sips recruits wash the cash they get on recruiting visits, good chance the last place those dollar bills where in pole assassins cooter
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That picture is a combination of disturbing, scary and bat **** crazy. But mostly scary.
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Tom Doniphon said:

Looks like it's the same gal... and we can book her services if so desired.

I wonder if she'll give a discount for sip booster events
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BQ_90 said:

Tom Doniphon said:

Looks like it's the same gal... and we can book her services if so desired.

I wonder if she'll give a discount for sip booster events


I suspect she is a 2 for 1, buy one get one free kind of gal.
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Mathguy64 said:

BQ_90 said:

Tom Doniphon said:

Looks like it's the same gal... and we can book her services if so desired.

I wonder if she'll give a discount for sip booster events


I suspect she is a 2 for 1, buy one get one free kind of gal.
She's so good at DP.
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Tom Doniphon said:

Looks like it's the same gal... and we can book her services if so desired.



Can we book her for the next Texags tailgate? Whats her going rate?
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bonfarr said:

Tom Doniphon said:

Looks like it's the same gal... and we can book her services if so desired.



Can we book her for the next Texags tailgate? Whats her going rate?
Better hurry before she begins to smell like Pluckers dipping sauces
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Mathguy64 said:

That picture is a combination of disturbing, scary and bat **** crazy. But mostly scary.


I'd give it a shot but the monkey stays on the sideline.
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BohunkAg said:

Tom Doniphon said:

https://instagram.com/nakeddreams1stlady?igshid=xlydut7q512f
She's still working hard.

Hardest working girl in the stripper industry!
She's probably going to need to save some money to pay for the monkey's psychological needs.
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Don't google "poll assassin stripper nude", and don't click the link to her dancing on "shesfreaky.com" or you will accidentally see her spread eagle on a stripper pole naked.
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She is also available in travel size.

Just don't click, just dont.

link
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Madman said:

She is also available in travel size.

Just don't click, just dont.

link

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Madman said:

She is also available in travel size.

Just don't click, just dont.

link



Horn2015 will be all over this if he ever gets out of lockup.
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WhoopN06 said:

Madman said:

She is also available in travel size.

Just don't click, just dont.

link



Horn2015 will be all over this if he ever gets out of lockup.


Lol. That must be Aggie's dream girl.
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WhoopN06 said:

Madman said:

She is also available in travel size.

Just don't click, just dont.

link



Horn2015 will be all over this if he ever gets out of lockup.


He's doing the Tom Cruise "Tropic Thunder " dance to "Apple Bottom Jeans"
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Horn2015 said:

WhoopN06 said:

Madman said:

She is also available in travel size.

Just don't click, just dont.

link



Horn2015 will be all over this if he ever gets out of lockup.


Lol. That must be Aggie's dream girl.

I'm an Aggie. My wife's picture is on my profile. Please post your wife's picture so we can compare.
"I'm sure that won't make a bit of difference for those of you who enjoy a baseless rage over the decisions of a few teenagers."
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Tom Doniphon said:


How many fingers does she have up his booty at the time of the photo?
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I must apologize for the above. Kind of got carried away for a moment. Im better now.
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You have your own fark off challenge in progress.
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Madman said:





Who is that in the top right?
 
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