With the longhorn band on strike due to the racist school song, maybe Pole Assassin and her monkey could perform the halftime show.
It was a rumor, a rumor with smoke, but something to that effect. I think the word was he blackmailed a hostess into having sex somehow, her dad finds out, a payment is made for silence, and business as usual continues in Austin.Caesar4 said:
I've forgotten...wasn't he also accused of sexual assault and the sips made that go away with a settlement?
third coast.. said:
I seriously crack up every time I read pole assassin
agent-maroon said:
Watched the video and was unimpressed to say the least. "Pole assassin". Exactly what kind of "pole" are we talking killing about here? Or is it one of those descriptions that works on several different levels?
Madman said:
You think when Banks drops his kids back off at their moms house, mom has to spend the next several hours cleaning glitter off their faces and clothes?
Pole Assasin said:
The thighs of Texas are upon you...
GAC06 said:
And smell like Kool's and axe body spray
Madman said:
You think when Banks drops his kids back off at their moms house, mom has to spend the next several hours cleaning glitter off their faces and clothes?
Fify. The Eyes of Texas is racist don't you know?BQ_90 said:
so in their new uterus endzone, they can put a stripper pole there so her and the monkey can dance to theeyes of texas.I've been working on the Railroad
Barbarossa said:
Sark after dark has already cracked the whip and told the players they must sing the song now.Fightin_Aggie said:Fify. The Eyes of Texas is racist don't you know?BQ_90 said:
so in their new uterus endzone, they can put a stripper pole there so her and the monkey can dance to theeyes of texas.I've been working on the Railroad