I don't know why Klanhorns would be commenting further on this thread as some sort of "victory." We still told you arrogant jackasses what to do and SINGLE-HANDEDLY shut down your unilateral FudgePac bid.
Seems pretty clear that this is how things transpired:
1. t.u. has been trying to get the Beavus Network up for a while now.
2. Nebraska and Misery start talking like they want to bail.
3. t.u. goes "OH SHEET!!! WE AIN'T READY"!!! WE NEED A FEW MORE YEARS TO GET BEAVUS TV GOING! WE NEED TO STALL THE BREAK-UP!
4. t.u. starts the FudgePac talks trying to get everybody on board so they don't lose their revenue on a bail penalty.
5. A&M doesn't play ball, gets attention from SEC and ignores little sister t.u. AND is likely to be rid of the tceh and gaylor problem.
6. t.u. says DOUBLE SHEET!!! WE WILL GET STUCK WITH THE REJECTS AND A&M WALKS FREE!!! NOOOO!!! So, t.u. decides to try and keep the Big 12 together because it doesn't want to go indy until Beavus is up, but doesn't want to allow A&M to get away from the coattails and recruit the sheet out of Texas in the SEC.
7. A&M is now going to be stuck losing millions in bail penalty a la Nebraska and CU unless they come back to the Big 12
8. A&M, after weighing options, still considers the SEC offer and will take the hit for the promise of 17 million a year.
9. t.u. tells the coattails they are SOL because t.u. will go Big 10 or Indy.
10. The coattails decide that they would rather have a conference than money. They (and Don Beebe/Big 12) agree to guarantee $20 million to A&M to stay, so t.u. won't bail on them and leave them conferenceless.
11. A&M knows the conference is going to crash in 2 or 3 years because t.u. will eventually go Indy. SEC is still an option, so A&M agrees to the $20 mill, knowing that it probably won't get paid or that other schools will start bailing one at a time until the conference is dead.
12. A&M has a confirmed, guaranteed $20 million a year OR a free ticket to the SEC with NO PENALTY.
Who got played? EVERYBODY!!!
t.u. got played at first by A&M, but Deloss made some good moves to stop A&M's free-pass exit. They just bought themselves a little more time to get Beavus up.
A&M got played by t.u. with the conference resurrection, but that $20 mill deal is a beauty. Either we don't get paid and we get back our FREE PASS to the SEC, or....WE GET $20 mill REGARDLESS OF HOW BAD WE SUCK ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD!!!
So, **** you idiots on here who still think A&M is not in control. We shut down your FudgePack and secured ourselves a guaranteed $20 mill a year.
As for the rest of the B12 Beyotches (and the rest are):
OU is t.u.'s beyotch. If they break apart, OU has no real ties to Texas recruiting---which is, what, 90% of their team? They got ****ed in the ass by t.u. with a sandpaper condom and begged for seconds. They have NO weight to speak of. They pray to Jesus that A&M never goes to the SEC or that t.u. never stops their yearly Dallas Trailerpark fest. Without t.u., blow U is a sheetstain, and those toothless, six-toed kokksukkers know it.
tceh is just a beyotch, period. You tards will do what Daddy A&M or Mommy t.u. says and you will like it.....and get us a sammich. Nuff said.
Same with Gaylor. They were DONE until the big boys reluctantly saved their asses. They were making calls to Conference USA, the WAC, and the Sun Belt. They decided they would rather get less or no money to take care of Daddy than to be a reject. Poor jackasses better rename the whole ****ing school Ann Richards University. The only thing even remotely saving your pathetic asses is a small minority of the legislature making empty threats and whining like the school-girl beyotches they are. KISS MY ASS, you bunch of loathsome peen-smokers.
ISU, Misery, KU, KSU, and Okie State are on a lower level of beyotch-hood. They have NOBODY in a state legislature lobbying or threatening the big boys to let them tag along. They eventually get tired of paying Daddy to serve him. Eventually, they would like to break even from having the pleasure of getting' Daddy a sammich and messaging his feet. They will bail one by one to the point where the conference implodes WITHOUT a penalty to A&M.
So, A&M worked out this deal:
1. A guaranteed $20 mill a year, at the expense of the beyotches, or
2. Get-out-of-jail-free card if the B12 defaults and #1, or
3. All the Beyotches get tired of paying to message Daddy's feet, and bail one by one, leaving a greater portion of the revenue to Daddy until no one is left, leaving Daddy to fulfill #2.
Now, tell us again how Daddy is not in charge? Did FudgePack work out? Did t.u. tell everybody what to do? DID ANYBODY ELSE other than A&M or t.u. have ANY say WHATSOEVER in the outcome?
So, yes, t.u. saved its own ass and will get Beavus TV up and running before A&M destroys their football program by jetting to the SEC. Call it a draw. We didn't get to escape to the SEC, and t.u. didn't get FudgePac. The gains?
t.u. - more time
A&M - $20 mill guaranteed, or SEC with $17 mill guaranteed and no buyout (be it default or crumbling Big 12)
We may not be in total control, but you sips know we have nearly equal power, and we are the ONLY other player.
And, before you even start, you jackass six-toe sisterbangers from BlowU can shut the **** up. You are t.u.'s beyotch and you know it.
Seems pretty clear that this is how things transpired:
1. t.u. has been trying to get the Beavus Network up for a while now.
2. Nebraska and Misery start talking like they want to bail.
3. t.u. goes "OH SHEET!!! WE AIN'T READY"!!! WE NEED A FEW MORE YEARS TO GET BEAVUS TV GOING! WE NEED TO STALL THE BREAK-UP!
4. t.u. starts the FudgePac talks trying to get everybody on board so they don't lose their revenue on a bail penalty.
5. A&M doesn't play ball, gets attention from SEC and ignores little sister t.u. AND is likely to be rid of the tceh and gaylor problem.
6. t.u. says DOUBLE SHEET!!! WE WILL GET STUCK WITH THE REJECTS AND A&M WALKS FREE!!! NOOOO!!! So, t.u. decides to try and keep the Big 12 together because it doesn't want to go indy until Beavus is up, but doesn't want to allow A&M to get away from the coattails and recruit the sheet out of Texas in the SEC.
7. A&M is now going to be stuck losing millions in bail penalty a la Nebraska and CU unless they come back to the Big 12
8. A&M, after weighing options, still considers the SEC offer and will take the hit for the promise of 17 million a year.
9. t.u. tells the coattails they are SOL because t.u. will go Big 10 or Indy.
10. The coattails decide that they would rather have a conference than money. They (and Don Beebe/Big 12) agree to guarantee $20 million to A&M to stay, so t.u. won't bail on them and leave them conferenceless.
11. A&M knows the conference is going to crash in 2 or 3 years because t.u. will eventually go Indy. SEC is still an option, so A&M agrees to the $20 mill, knowing that it probably won't get paid or that other schools will start bailing one at a time until the conference is dead.
12. A&M has a confirmed, guaranteed $20 million a year OR a free ticket to the SEC with NO PENALTY.
Who got played? EVERYBODY!!!
t.u. got played at first by A&M, but Deloss made some good moves to stop A&M's free-pass exit. They just bought themselves a little more time to get Beavus up.
A&M got played by t.u. with the conference resurrection, but that $20 mill deal is a beauty. Either we don't get paid and we get back our FREE PASS to the SEC, or....WE GET $20 mill REGARDLESS OF HOW BAD WE SUCK ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD!!!
So, **** you idiots on here who still think A&M is not in control. We shut down your FudgePack and secured ourselves a guaranteed $20 mill a year.
As for the rest of the B12 Beyotches (and the rest are):
OU is t.u.'s beyotch. If they break apart, OU has no real ties to Texas recruiting---which is, what, 90% of their team? They got ****ed in the ass by t.u. with a sandpaper condom and begged for seconds. They have NO weight to speak of. They pray to Jesus that A&M never goes to the SEC or that t.u. never stops their yearly Dallas Trailerpark fest. Without t.u., blow U is a sheetstain, and those toothless, six-toed kokksukkers know it.
tceh is just a beyotch, period. You tards will do what Daddy A&M or Mommy t.u. says and you will like it.....and get us a sammich. Nuff said.
Same with Gaylor. They were DONE until the big boys reluctantly saved their asses. They were making calls to Conference USA, the WAC, and the Sun Belt. They decided they would rather get less or no money to take care of Daddy than to be a reject. Poor jackasses better rename the whole ****ing school Ann Richards University. The only thing even remotely saving your pathetic asses is a small minority of the legislature making empty threats and whining like the school-girl beyotches they are. KISS MY ASS, you bunch of loathsome peen-smokers.
ISU, Misery, KU, KSU, and Okie State are on a lower level of beyotch-hood. They have NOBODY in a state legislature lobbying or threatening the big boys to let them tag along. They eventually get tired of paying Daddy to serve him. Eventually, they would like to break even from having the pleasure of getting' Daddy a sammich and messaging his feet. They will bail one by one to the point where the conference implodes WITHOUT a penalty to A&M.
So, A&M worked out this deal:
1. A guaranteed $20 mill a year, at the expense of the beyotches, or
2. Get-out-of-jail-free card if the B12 defaults and #1, or
3. All the Beyotches get tired of paying to message Daddy's feet, and bail one by one, leaving a greater portion of the revenue to Daddy until no one is left, leaving Daddy to fulfill #2.
Now, tell us again how Daddy is not in charge? Did FudgePack work out? Did t.u. tell everybody what to do? DID ANYBODY ELSE other than A&M or t.u. have ANY say WHATSOEVER in the outcome?
So, yes, t.u. saved its own ass and will get Beavus TV up and running before A&M destroys their football program by jetting to the SEC. Call it a draw. We didn't get to escape to the SEC, and t.u. didn't get FudgePac. The gains?
t.u. - more time
A&M - $20 mill guaranteed, or SEC with $17 mill guaranteed and no buyout (be it default or crumbling Big 12)
We may not be in total control, but you sips know we have nearly equal power, and we are the ONLY other player.
And, before you even start, you jackass six-toe sisterbangers from BlowU can shut the **** up. You are t.u.'s beyotch and you know it.
