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HBCanine08
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what hood you rep

5 fav musicians

3 fav restaurants

What hood you rep

3 favorite Htine activities

most f'ed up story of your life

favorite/least favorite beer

drink of choice

3 favorite concerts seen in the Tine

Favorite Cajun spot

How many JCI chili cheese dogs can you eat in one sitting
Westicles
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Texaggie7nine
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quote:
most f'ed up story of your life


I have a feeling he won't be able to narrow it down to one.

The Wonderer
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favorite teetery?
David_Puddy
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Hasn't that fool already done one?
RK
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i think we all know all we need to know about this particular neighbor.
Frederick Palowaski
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Catch!

I wouldn't be suprised to hear something about a corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget, his grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving him the finger, and a duck
Westicles
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Knowing how much and how often this man drinks, I have a notion that we may have only scratched the surface. But unfortunately he probably don't disclose anymore than he has on the internet.
HBCanine08
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I don't think he has one yet.
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well we had a post that had em all linked, but for the life of me i can't find it. page 6-7 has about 5 GTKYNs, it was right around that time someone made a post with all of em.
HBCanine08
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I bumped it.
Catch
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Way to pick a day my ass is actually working. I'll get on this as soon as I get back into the office.
HBCanine08
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Favorite burger in the Tine?

Which Tine celebrity would you hit with a shovel?

What is your master plan for the Astrodome?

Favorite Astroworld ride?

Favorite dive bar in the Tine?
Catch
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what hood you rep
South Side- Nassau Bay to be exact. Work on the isle of Galvatraz so I needed a happy medium between the Tine and the Traz.

5 fav musicians
Chili Peppers, Korn, Linkin Park, Eminem, Little Wayne

3 fav restaurants
Pub Fiction, Community Bar, and Hearsay Lounge. Yes, I know they are technically bars, but that pretty much all I can reference as far as eating out.

What hood you rep
Not sure why this is here twice

3 favorite Htine activities
Drinking, Bar Hopping, and Eating stuff topped with Fried Eggs.

most f'ed up story of your lifeThis I will have to revisit with a separate post.

favorite/least favorite beer
Favorite: Guinness or Bud Light.
Least Favorite: Miller Lite (strictly for the sake of pissing off my Miller Lite friends.)

drink of choice
Non alch: Skim Milk
Getting **** Faced Beer: Bud Light
Chillin out and enjoyin Beer: Guinness
Shot: Rumplemintz
Mixed Drink: Crown & Coke
Straight Liquor: Glenfiddich (This is usually a date drink, so no one has actually seen me drink it)

3 favorite concerts seen in the Tine
1) Jimmy Buffet.
2) Random bum singing to himself
3) Sammy Haggar
(Only been to 2, but couldn't put Sammy in as second to Jimmy)

Favorite Cajun spot
Don't really eat a whole lot of Cajun, but my buddy is Manager at Mardi Gras Grill and He gave me a free happy hour party, So I'm gonna have to stick with Mardi Gras.

How many JCI chili cheese dogs can you eat in one sitting
I have no idea. I ate a 2LB burger in 15 minute once, so translate that to JCI chili cheese dogs and double it.
Catch
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most f'ed up story of your life
Got a lot of stories worth telling. Some short and sweet, some a novel. Not all completely F'd up, but odd and/or funny in thier own rite.

So here's a list to pick from

1) Kindergarten Porn bust

2) Random black kid we picked up from the C.S. McDonald's Video Arcade after a night of drinking.

3) Aftermath of my Cousin cathing his dumb ass on fire.

4) Dead woman found in the parking lot of my Apt.

5) Dad's souvenir concrete Astronaut cock.

6) Piss drinking hottie at The Dungeon

7) Random "bum" I gave a ride to.

8) Getting a stripper kicked out of the Strip Club.

9) Girl I picked up and slept with a couple times yet never saw naked.

10) Cripple date from Match.com

11) Fight with a magician in Vegas in defense of his "Lovely Assistant"

12) Impromptu strip show

13) Random Craigslist roommate that turned out to be a hot ass lesbian that I ended up sleeping with. (Lots of layers to this one)


Those are all I can come up with at the top of my head. Pick and choose.


Frederick Palowaski
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I can't stop laughing and the short and sweet versions. You may have to do one per day for the next two weeks
Westicles
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In this order:

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10) Cripple date from Match.com

13) Random Craigslist roommate that turned out to be a hot ass lesbian that I ended up sleeping with. (Lots of layers to this one)

9) Girl I picked up and slept with a couple times yet never saw naked.

6) Piss drinking hottie at The Dungeon
Stephen12684
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My choices are 7-11, 13.
Catch
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favorite teetery?
Used to be Centerfolds back in the day when I could go in for lunch and get a haircut and a blow job. But it's gon WAY down hill since then. So I'll stick with my old standby: Heartbreakers in Dickinson. Always been impressed with the talent, most still have real/natural titties and they don't have the full bottom/pastie law that has ****ed up the Tine's teetery's.
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I pick:

1) Kindergarten Porn bust

2) Random black kid we picked up from the C.S. McDonald's Video Arcade after a night of drinking.

3) Aftermath of my Cousin cathing his dumb ass on fire.

4) Dead woman found in the parking lot of my Apt.

5) Dad's souvenir concrete Astronaut cock.

6) Piss drinking hottie at The Dungeon

7) Random "bum" I gave a ride to.

8) Getting a stripper kicked out of the Strip Club.

9) Girl I picked up and slept with a couple times yet never saw naked.

10) Cripple date from Match.com

11) Fight with a magician in Vegas in defense of his "Lovely Assistant"

12) Impromptu strip show

13) Random Craigslist roommate that turned out to be a hot ass lesbian that I ended up sleeping with.
Ferris Wheel Allstar
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6) Piss drinking hottie at The Dungeon


Most badass bar in NOLA not name Gold Myne
Catch
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Favorite burger in the Tine?
Gonna have to go with Bernie's Burger Bus. The Detention Burger is tits!

Which Tine celebrity would you hit with a shovel?
SJL of course. I'd hit her in the face and then cut her ****ing head off with the edge of the shovel like a snake. Mainly because I'd like to see how long she'd keep talking afterwards.

What is your master plan for the Astrodome?
Modern Day Gladiator Arena. Let all the death row inmates, lifers, molesters, and rapists fight to the death for our entertainment.

Favorite Astroworld ride?
Gonna have to go with greased lightning.

Favorite dive bar in the Tine?
Old Standby: Kay's Lounge.
Milwaukees Best Light
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I am officially petitioning we change the shovel question back to it's original form:

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If there was person on this site whom you could, in a consequence free environment, beat in the face with a shovel....who would it be?
HotardAg07
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I will drop $20 in your Paypal if you tell all of the stories. Seriously.
Texaggie7nine
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^^^ That's so me good drinkin money right there.

You should take him up.

Hell if you make it long enough you probably could get it published and make the NYT bestseller list.



[This message has been edited by Texaggie7nine (edited 8/4/2011 2:12p).]
Catch
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I'll try and start with some of the short ones.

1) Kindergarten Porn bust

Alright, So I was about 15 or 16 at the time and I was home babysitting my little sister. Had one of my buddies from around the block over at the time.

Now, his dad had already gotten him a subscription to Playboy whe he was 13, so whenever I'd go over to his house I'd get into his stash. My parents were not that cool, but I knew my dad was a dirty ******* as I'd found most of his porn around the house. So, I decided I needed to one up him.

Got into my dad's "Misc." file drawer and pulled out this hard core early 80's porn magazine. It was bad. We're talking blood, semen, **** and piss bad. Nothing like Plaboy. As I was showing it off to him, my little sister comes wandering around the corner. I throw it back into the file drawer as quick as I could, but it was too late. She'd seen something. She didn't know what, but she knew she wasn't meant to see it and now HAD to see it. I kept telling her it was nothing, but she finally pulled out the tattle tale angle and said she was going to tell Mom and Dad that I was snooping around in my dad's ****.

So, in order to appease her, I just pulled the cover off the magazine. The staples had already pulled through long ago, so I knew it wouldn't be noticed. Granted, there was a naked man and woman clearly displayed, but it was much more PG than the dirty debachery in the pages. Told her that was it, and she had to promise not to tell mom and dad. She finally agreed after a little more bribery involving ice cream and letting her color in my MAD magazines. Finally, in the clear.

A few weeks later when I get home from school, my mother confronts me. "Where is it?" No clue what she's talking about, so I inquire. Evidently, she was refering to my father's porn. I thought my sister ratted me out, but she had actually kept her word. She didn't tell mom and dad. But at Show and Tell since she had nothing to show, She got up and told the entire Kindergarten class that her older brother looked at magazines full of naked men and women. This prompted an immediate phone call to my mother.

Now of course I was ready to rat my dad out to keep out of trouble, so I went to show my mother. Pulled the "Misc." file: Empty. So then I began pointing out all my dad's stashes, in the closets, in his desk, top drawer of the dresser that was nailed shut, but everything was gone. My mother believed me of course because she knew the man she married.

The only theory I have on that is that my dad got the same phone call and managed to come home at lunch and clean house before mom caught him.

Regardless of how they disappeared, the story was out there and that was how I became labled the dirty little pervert by all my sister's friends parents and in turn lost a lot of baby sitting jobs.
Texaggie7nine
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Man, I was thinking your sis actually took the mag and showed it at show and tell.

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I didn't know boys babysat...
The Wonderer
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how I became labled the dirty little pervert by all my sister's friends parents


If they could only see you now.
Catch
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I didn't know boys babysat...

My sister and I are almost 8 years apart. I was always her built in sitter and her friends parents would usually just throw their kids in the mix when they'd go out with my parents. Since they never bothered to find a sitter of their own, I became the only go-to sitter they knew. After this incident it dropped to just my sister and one of her friends. Kind of a blessing in the long run.
KT_Ag08
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So you were the sitter while Ma and Pa went and starred in amateur scat films?
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Heartbreakers in Dickinson. Always been impressed with the talent, most still have real/natural titties and they don't have the full bottom/pastie law that has ****ed up the Tine's teetery's.


Word to yo mama on that one. That is one thing I'm going to miss about me and my friendss not having our fantasy football draft in Galveston this year. A few of us always stopped off at Heartbreakers. One of my buddies even coerced one of them to come hang out at the beach house with us. She was outside throwing washers with us in her bra and panties and 4 inch heels till like 3 am. Then my buddy went and smashed in the master bedroom and my other buddy's mom found the condom a week later (as it was her house).
Catch
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2) Random black kid we picked up from the C.S. McDonald's Video Arcade after a night of drinking.

This one may be one of the more actually ****ed up stories.

It was my Freshman semester at A&M. I say semester since I was kicked out promptly afterwards and did not get a full Freshman year. Anyways, a couple buddies and I went out to the Hall one night. I snuck in a flask of Everclear to insure we could drink. Doesn't mix well with Coke, but we were freshman and did not care. Pretty much stuck it out til closing time and then headed off to McDonald's for some drunken late night eats.

Left one buddy since he had his nose up some chicks ass all night and we figured we'd let it play out. So me, Hippie, and Elvis went straight to McD's. Elvis and I went in for food, while Hippie ran to the arcade in back to play some Mortal Kombat. We no sooner get our food than Hippie comes in all bug eyed telling us he needs our help.

We follow him back to the Arcade area and there's this black kid curled up in a ball crying. I call him a kid now, but looking back he was probably close to our age at the time. Anyway's, Hippie had tried talking to him and he had told him he had a gun and was going to kill himself. That's when Hippie came to get us. He neglected to tell us this at the time he came to get us. So now a bunch of drunk freshmen are saddled with the challenge of keeping another suicidal teen from killing himself. I suggested we call the cops, but the kid begged us not to. He was just scared and needed someone to talk to. So that's what we did.

Evidently he lived with his father and uncle and his uncle was raping him on a regular basis. He said he told his dad, but he refused to believe him. It had finally come to a point where he just ran away. Finally my buddy Elvis told him we were gonna take him to a hotel and put him up for the night.

So we all hop in the car and head out looking for a hotel in the early hours of the morning. Kid keeps asking if it's ok to hold our hands to comfort him while he tells us his stories. So Elvis is driving and hippie and I are stuck holding this kids hands while he relays story after story of abuse, periodically breaking down into tears and talking about suicide again.

We finally find a hotel that is open and pool our money for a room. We get him in and my buddy Elvis pulls out the bible from the night stand and begins reading scripture. I found out then that Elvis had planned to be a preacher before he decided on college. Anyways, we sat there with him, reading the bible and comforting him for what seemed like forever.

Again, he began crying and talking about suicide again. I'd finally had enough and just started yelling at him. Told him if he was going to do it, just ****ing do it. Quit crying about it and wasting our time because it sounded to me like he was just looking for sympathy. He didn't really have a gun and I didn't think he had any real intention of killing himself, but he definitely needed some help and we'd already done everything we could do. He was going to have to man up and do the rest on his own.

Hippie and Elvis were a little put off at my outburst. Not because they disagreed with what I was saying, but because I actually said it. But regardless, we were done with counciling for the night. We finished with a prayer and each of us gave him our phone number to call us if he needed someone to talk to or needed help finding the right people to talk to.

The phone ringing the next morning is what woke me up. I wasn't about to get out of bed so I let my answering machine pick it up. It was the kid. I listened as he left the message. He said he was still feeling suicidal and wanted some help. I still did not bother getting out of bed. I naturally assumed he was just going through the numbers and Elvis and Hippie would be getting similar calls. When I talked with them later I found that I was wrong. He hadn't called Hippie the savior or Elvis the preacher. He called Catch the instigator.

He left no return number and we never heard from him again. I assumed from that point on that he probably did end up killing himself, but only a very very small part of that was my fault.
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