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Paging MouthBQ98 ... Southlake desperately needs your vast experience with copperheads ...

http://www.fox4news.com/news/southlake-beware-of-slithering-copperheads?fbclid=IwAR2jcXu8XldCgNqQozSmoFJqRB2CKagBWISwAxVpPdWicsbFVetEyhz4qKs#/

"These six terrifying, slimy, slithering demon copperheads were captured on different calls Monday night by using an ironically named Asp baton and a little bit of Parseltongue," Southlake DPS said.
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cjaetzold said:


"These six terrifying, slimy, slithering demon copperheads were captured on different calls Monday night by using an ironically named Asp baton and a little bit of Parseltongue," Southlake DPS said.

Give me a ****ing break
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12f Mane said:

cjaetzold said:


"These six terrifying, slimy, slithering demon copperheads were captured on different calls Monday night by using an ironically named Asp baton and a little bit of Parseltongue," Southlake DPS said.

Give me a ****ing break

Surprised they didn't shoot them 50 times along with several bystanders by accident.
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I get sent a lot of terrible articles to read and that one might be the worst I've ever seen.
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Amateurs.
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The article was so oddly written, I wondered if it was meant to be satire/sarcasm given that its Halloween. I even had to look up "Parseltongue" ... which is apparently a Harry Potter reference for speaking a snake language ... who knew?!?!
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A lot of that is supposed to be funny. I immediately got the Harry Potter reference.
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Y'all done got hoodwinked.
JoeCephas1974
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Yeah, SL DPS is known for their parody reports. They're a good facebook and twitter follow.
Fair winds and a following sea.
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Any chance we can tell them to have a little more of that easy-going attitude when it comes to writing me tickets for moving violations?!?!
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Green vine snake from National Geographic
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Ol Jock 99 said:

Y'all done got hoodwinked.
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Man, that's an odd looking snake. (the vine snake.)
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Western Diamondback at the Houston Museum of Natural Science at the Death by Natural Causes exhibition. Fat snake!
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12th Man Ag said:



Western Diamondback at the Houston Museum of Natural Science at the Death by Natural Causes exhibition. Fat snake!


Well, he doesn't have to look for food and probably gets fed too much.
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True. I was talking to the security guy and he said the same thing.
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Netflix has spoiled me.

I just wait until November and binge the entire 2018 snake thread. Thanks for all the insights and info, I am way smarter than I was yesterday. I appreciate everyone taking the time to share their expertise.
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Same! The time between the World Series ending and college baseball starting is when I explore what else TexAgs has to offer. I've always thought it was strange that there's an annual snake thread, but that was a great read! I think I'll stick around.
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DVC2010 said:

Same! The time between the World Series ending and college baseball starting is when I explore what else TexAgs has to offer. I've always thought it was strange that there's an annual snake thread, but that was a great read! I think I'll stick around.
if there wasn't, then the first page of this board would be inundated with 'identify this snake' threads
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Prognightmare said:


Holy crap!
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This poor fellow's name is "Terdsak"? Seriously? Are we sure that this isn't an Onion tweet?
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ProgN
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It's real
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"Fangs" ... does not compute.
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This poor fellow's name is "Terdsak"? Seriously? Are we sure that this isn't an Onion tweet?

Username checks out.
labmansid
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Snake on snake.
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One fewer rough earth ground grass whatever snake today.
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Turken Naked Neck. Supposed to look that way. Ain't she cute?
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Ol Jock 99 said:

Turken Naked Neck. Supposed to look that way. Ain't she cute?


And I thought the Silkie looked weird. I have seen some funny looking chickens lately.
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third coast.. said:

Really? Wow. I've never seen that in my life.
Ditto
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE CALLING FUNNY LOOKING????


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third coast.. said:

What was the point of breeding that trait in to them? Keep from having to sharpen your knife as often when lopping their heads off?
Beats me. They are native to Eastern Europe....easier for Commies? My highly quirky eldest picked her, which is pretty appropriate.
 
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