After the cops leave...

DAD: Son, you can think stuff, but just don't say it or type it on the internet! Damn! now I got cops interrupting my afternoon beer and nap. Look...if you can keep your mouth shut and stay off the internet about wanting to shoot your classmates for at least a few months, I promise to buy you that AR rifle you've been asking for as an xmas present. Deal?

SON: Deal!