*****Yellowstone Season 5 Thread*****

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Indian Attorney chick looks a lot different when has her hair down and not fixed up like she is in the series


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BurnetAggie99 said:

Indian Attorney chick looks a lot different when has her hair down and not fixed up like she is in the series



I saw a promo article about her on Facebook and there were like 600 comments from people saying they hated her character, the way she talks and how her lips look. LOL
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That's a Quagmire chin.

Giggity.
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AgEng06 said:

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The absolute worst character is the female Indian attorney that is trying to screw over Rainwater. Her tone and speech cadence is so over the top bad I am surprised that the director actually allows it.
Yes! Absolutely ridiculous. Teeter is a distant second to her.

I actually laughed in this episode when Teeter said something during the branding and John asked what the hell she said.


Same. I love that the joke continues, even though she's much easier to understand now, than when she first showed up.
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The Native American lady is definitely annoying, but she was Pocahontas in The New World by Terence Malick, which is one of the best movies I've ever seen (assuming you can put up with Malick's style).
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Who puts up and takes down these elaborate tent and cooking facilities for them to just go work cattle? My wife was one of the most ardent fans of this show and she is losing interest in the non-sense that is going on now.
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JB!98 said:

Who puts up and takes down these elaborate tent and cooking facilities for them to just go work cattle? My wife was one of the most ardent fans of this show and she is losing interest in the non-sense that is going on now.
And having a band with some of the wranglers dancing and another singing during it.
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AgEng06 said:

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Liked this last episode, but a few specifics.

- Weird to see Beth happy out in nature.
- I like new Monica.
- Lots of cans in this episode. (Beth, Monica, ME Lawyer chick)
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Um, what cans?

"What cans?" is right!

Even my wife commented, "Her giant face mole is bigger than her boobs."
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Teeter: "Gimme my fkn Bar!"

Annoying.
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Is it just me or did they act like they had never heard of the 6666 ranch in this episode? There's a branded cowboy of theirs at that ranch. You can see the logo on Beth's computer and then she asks John if he's heard of the ranch and he's just like "oh yeah I talked to them"

Jimmy was so quickly forgotten
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JCRiley09 said:

Is it just me or did they act like they had never heard of the 6666 ranch in this episode? There's a branded cowboy of theirs at that ranch. You can see the logo on Beth's computer and then she asks John if he's heard of the ranch and he's just like "oh yeah I talked to them"

Jimmy was so quickly forgotten
It's sooo stupid! Lol. They all know jimmy went to the 6666 ranch. Lol. They've heard of it.

Teeter and her "bar". Lolololo.

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Mr. Nussbaum said:

Tate Dutton is, in fact, the 7th generation of the family. In the finale of 1883, a Crow elder named Spotted Eagle warned James that in 7 generations, his people will rise up and take back the land he was about to settle on.


Tate is 6th generation:

1. James Dutton
2. John Dutton I
3. John Dutton II
4. John Dutton III
5. Kayce Dutton
6. Tate Dutton
7. Tate's kids

If Tate has a kid with a NA, this would totally cement their claim on the ranch.
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I think there is a Jack Dutton between John I & II. Who knows?
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Mr. Nussbaum said:

I think there is a Jack Dutton between John I & II. Who knows?
This.

Tate is 7th
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It honestly depends on which family tree you get when you Google. There are two different trees already posted on the 1923 thread. Here's the one we're calling accurate (I think)

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So where do Helen Mirren and Harrison Ford land on that tree?
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Top left
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Oh duh. I didn't look that far up because they're in the second more recent spin off rather than the first one.
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I'm surprised the Yellowstone hadn't done the whole vertical integration thing earlier in terms of processing and selling their own beef under their brand. Given the kind of money they flash around with helicopters and what not, not to mention the taxes on a piece of land that big, I figured they were already doing it and just hadn't mentioned it on the show.
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I am surprised that Dodge hasn't capitalized on the show with a Yellowstone trim package truck. I think the Laramie package is their top of the line. Something to compete in name with Ford's King Ranch.
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Mr. Nussbaum said:

I am surprised that Dodge hasn't capitalized on the show with a Yellowstone trim package truck. I think the Laramie package is their top of the line. Something to compete in name with Ford's King Ranch.
They could tie it in to the Laramie character on the show and give it a nice rack.
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4stringAg said:

Mr. Nussbaum said:

I am surprised that Dodge hasn't capitalized on the show with a Yellowstone trim package truck. I think the Laramie package is their top of the line. Something to compete in name with Ford's King Ranch.
They could tie it in to the Laramie character on the show and give it a nice rack.


And it would still be a Dodge.
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Charpie said:

Mr. Nussbaum said:

I think there is a Jack Dutton between John I & II. Who knows?
This.

Tate is 7th


Oh, now I see. I always think of "Jack" as a nickname for "John" ( at least it was back in the day).
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4stringAg said:

I'm surprised the Yellowstone hadn't done the whole vertical integration thing earlier in terms of processing and selling their own beef under their brand. Given the kind of money they flash around with helicopters and what not, not to mention the taxes on a piece of land that big, I figured they were already doing it and just hadn't mentioned it on the show.
Especially considering John spoke of the Kind Ranch last season and that is why they wanted to get into horses.
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Teeter and her "bar". Lolololo.


A real east Texan says "BAY-er", not "bar".

Teeter, Beth, Summer, and the rez lady attorney are so overdone. This crew can't write women very well.
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As a native EastTexan, I said the exact same thing last night! It would be bay-er!
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Tate gets the ranch and it becomes "native" land. Rainwater helps make this happen to piss in gigantor lips lady's peace pipe.

Beth starts a meat company which leases the land from Tate. Makes bank for family.

Tells airport people to f off.

Jamie gets his for being an overall traitor dewsch bag.
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I do have a problem with Jamie's baby-mama and his son being introduced ... only to disappear faster than a single raindrop falling to the hot pavement on a hot Texas afternoon in August.

Poor writing right there.
Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
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Just watched the episode from last night. I hate Jaime. He's now the worst. Ready for him to get killed off which I'm assuming is coming soon after he brings up impeachment
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Goodson said:

I do have a problem with Jamie's baby-mama and his son being introduced ... only to disappear faster than a single raindrop falling to the hot pavement on a hot Texas afternoon in August.

Poor writing right there.


If only the writing was as succinct and effortless as your metaphors.
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Goodson said:

I do have a problem with Jamie's baby-mama and his son being introduced ... only to disappear faster than a single raindrop falling to the hot pavement on a hot Texas afternoon in August.

Poor writing right there.
Only time its really been brought up is Beth's lunatic rant in his car after her night in the klink.
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Goodson said:

I do have a problem with Jamie's baby-mama and his son being introduced ... only to disappear faster than a single raindrop falling to the hot pavement on a hot Texas afternoon in August.

Poor writing right there.

That is a hallmark of Taylor Sheridan writing. He introduces storylines or characters out of nowhere that seem to be giant pieces to the puzzle, then they disappear as fast as the showed up.

He has good stories, but they are always a mile wide and an inch deep.
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Did Jamie completely forget why he can't just declare war on his family? Does he think he can win the governor's race and keep the office when there's proof he's a murderer out there?
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AgGrad99 said:

Goodson said:

I do have a problem with Jamie's baby-mama and his son being introduced ... only to disappear faster than a single raindrop falling to the hot pavement on a hot Texas afternoon in August.

Poor writing right there.

That is a hallmark of Taylor Sheridan writing. He introduces storylines or characters out of nowhere that seem to be giant pieces to the puzzle, then they disappear as fast as the showed up.


If this were White Lotus, we would call those puzzle pieces "red herrings" and praise him for being so clever. LOL
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jeffk said:

Did Jamie completely forget why he can't just declare war on his family? Does he think he can win the governor's race and keep the office when there's proof he's a murderer out there?
The drug is he on right now will keep him from remembering a lot
 
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