*****Yellowstone Season 5 Thread*****

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I was hoping Monica would Die so Kayce could get back to being a badass.
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You'd think Monica would die off at some point but they've already had multiple chances and still keep her around. She's such a drag on the show
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*****y Indian lawyer chick's lips have less Botox.
People with that much surgery done are difficult to look at.
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Bizarro Jerry said:

You'd think Monica would die off at some point but they've already had multiple chances and still keep her around. She's such a drag on the show


She's eye candy. Nothing more.
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$240 Worth of Pudding said:

Bizarro Jerry said:

You'd think Monica would die off at some point but they've already had multiple chances and still keep her around. She's such a drag on the show


She's eye candy. Nothing more.
Disagree, she's the Duttons "personal" connection to Native people and that storyline arc.
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Yeah, I know what she's SUPPOSED to be.

You missed the point.
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This new storyline just gives Monica another reason to sulk and brood through all her scenes....sucks the momentum and energy out of the show.


Twitter crowd effing HATES Monica. Their tweets are hilarious.


She's by far the weakest actor on the show. There is a reason why she's never in any scene with Kelly Reilly. I get what they try to do with her character but it just doesn't work because she's so wooden.


Grandma market equities lady would like a word.
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UnderoosAg said:

Skyler White thinks Monica is a horrible character.
Ain't no way a kid Tate's age wouldn't know exactly where his phone is at all times.
*****y Indian lawyer chick's lips have less Botox.
I hope Teeter's last name turns out to be Boomhauer.
Carter/Cousin Oliver turning into Jimmy Jr.

This is going to turn into Sons of Anarchy on horses.



Someone on reddit said the show has become a "white trash fever dream". LOL
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Well, that was pretty disappointing. Seems like just a little more effort would make these episodes much better. Kinda like this show is about to jump the shark abd is just riding on its coattails.

And those commercials…
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Cromagnum said:

BAP Enthusiast said:

CrottyKid said:

pilgrim82 said:

This new storyline just gives Monica another reason to sulk and brood through all her scenes....sucks the momentum and energy out of the show.


Twitter crowd effing HATES Monica. Their tweets are hilarious.


She's by far the weakest actor on the show. There is a reason why she's never in any scene with Kelly Reilly. I get what they try to do with her character but it just doesn't work because she's so wooden.


Grandma market equities lady would like a word.


I was more speaking about the main characters, she's pretty minor. Of course I would argue Monica is basically minor st this point, we barely ever see her much anymore.
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Jamie: "Don't break the lease, it's illegal and will cause problems."

Senator lady: "seriously John, don't do it"

Beth and John: "uh huh, yep…..Leroyyyy Jenkinsss"
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Southlake said:

Well, that was pretty disappointing. Seems like just a little more effort would make these episodes much better. Kinda like this show is about to jump the shark abd is just riding on its coattails.

And those commercials…

It jumped the shark last season if not the season prior. We just don't care.
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I'm just in for the rest of the train wreck with this show.

Monica:

"I know an ambulance is coming and I should just wait, but **** it, I'm driving myself".

"I hate every aspect of the ranch, but let's bury our baby there."


I'm waiting for the the driver of John's limo to earn his brand now by doing something to protect John.
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rynning said:

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Some really, really absurd crap in this one, but we're still watching. A hundred dudes half mountain putting up a cell tower and killing half a valley of animals, lol? Wtf? Horse thieves on the border? I would not think that was a thing anymore. No one noticing that an elected governor's whole agenda is just to save his own ranch?
At least they gave Beth her gratuitous scene where she gets to be drunk-rude to a total stranger. Can't get enough of that.


Id rather have one more gratuitous look at her bewbs
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Beth's comeuppance needs to come sooner rather than later. The way she treats Jamie (although he is somewhat of a ****) and the way she views the general male population (was that stupid flashback really needed) its just become overbearing in every scene she is in..

I hope her counterpart foil at Market Equities that was briefly introduced can do the job and put Beth in her place. But I have little faith. Her use will be to come in and maneuver Jamie like Beth does so he just becomes a ragdoll. Lame storyline if that pans out.

And JC hasn't Beth healed from her injuries 3 seasons ago or is "3 day old black eye" the new "in" look?

Other random thoughts:

- Somebody kill Monica so Kayce can get back to being a badass (although it looks like we'll get to see some of this later in the season)
- Need more ranch hand screen time and less flashbacks.
- I miss Laramie..
- The scene with the collared wolves just blew my mind.. reminds me of a pressing "Go" on a random storyline generator.
- Teeter needs some meat and potatoes.
- Either Carter or Tate are gonna die at some point this season. I got a feeling.
- If Senator lady seduces Jamie I think i'm calling it quits.
- I'm curious to see how the NA's will get involved in the war now and what side they pick..
- Instead of all these flashbacks we need a future scene with Beth, ME Grandma, and NA lady in a no holds barred deathmatch.

Should be a fun season though! And I'm in for it.
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Also, who could have foreseen the GPS collar strapped to a stick thrown in a river crackerjack master plan not working out?

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TopFlightReject said:

- If Senator lady seduces Jamie I think i'm calling it quits.
Looks like Bizarro Beth will be doing that based on the previews.
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Did Yellowstone not renew it's contract with Bulleit? Didn't see a single bottle so far, but noticed that they ARE drinking Buffalo Trace and Weller 12-yr now.

An upgrade in my book.
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Cromagnum said:

UnderoosAg said:

Skyler White thinks Monica is a horrible character.
Ain't no way a kid Tate's age wouldn't know exactly where his phone is at all times.
*****y Indian lawyer chick's lips have less Botox.
I hope Teeter's last name turns out to be Boomhauer.
Carter/Cousin Oliver turning into Jimmy Jr.

This is going to turn into Sons of Anarchy on horses.



Someone on reddit said the show has become a "white trash fever dream". LOL


Normally I hate these types of shows, soap opera style contrived dramas, but I just can't quit this show.
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Cromagnum said:

BAP Enthusiast said:

CrottyKid said:

pilgrim82 said:

This new storyline just gives Monica another reason to sulk and brood through all her scenes....sucks the momentum and energy out of the show.


Twitter crowd effing HATES Monica. Their tweets are hilarious.


She's by far the weakest actor on the show. There is a reason why she's never in any scene with Kelly Reilly. I get what they try to do with her character but it just doesn't work because she's so wooden.


Grandma market equities lady would like a word.
Yeah, that woman is brutal.
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$240 Worth of Pudding said:

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I like the new chick they introduced though; Beth's corporate evil twin sister.
She's hot.


Holy crap! I'm just realized this is same actress that played Claire Dutton in 1883.
I never would have put that together. What a difference costuming and make-up can make.
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The scene with the collared wolves just blew my mind.. reminds me of a pressing "Go" on a random storyline generator
I don't know for sure but wonder if Sheridan took this from an actual event. I heard that the governor of Montana Greg Gianfort did actually shoot a wolf that came over from Yellowstone Park some time back and it was a collared wolf not to mention he hadn't taken a required course to kill/trap wolves. So it'll probably pan into a storyline where the park discovers the collars and traces it back to Dutton's ranch. Further I don't think the ranchhands actually got the tags to legally kill any wolf let alone a collared one.

Also, can someone refresh my memory? Who is the Indian lawyer chick with the inflated lips and what is her "power" so to speak? She sure treats the chief with a lot of disrespect.
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Speaking of inflated lips, Beth got some too.
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Monica reminds me of Megan Markle. Looks kind of like her, is as annoying as her, and is always trying to come between Kayce and his family.
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Haven't watched the episode yet. My expectations are low though. Thought last season was very average TV.
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What was the point of the first scene at the Canadian border?
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I think to just show what Kayce is up to and to give a plot point for Monica to drive herself to the hospital which led to the crash. Of all my complaints about this show, what they've done to Kayce's character is at or near the top.
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$240 Worth of Pudding said:

I loved the "Paraquat is a pyrethroid" bit in the flashback. Also it's apparently akin to plutonium.


Pyrethroids in general are very toxic in fish so that part was fairly accurate. They whole melting skin off effect on humans is definitely over the top. I had a little chuckle at that scene
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Cromagnum said:

I'm just in for the rest of the train wreck with this show.

Monica:

"I know an ambulance is coming and I should just wait, but **** it, I'm driving myself".

"I hate every aspect of the ranch, but let's bury our baby there."


I'm waiting for the the driver of John's limo to earn his brand now by doing something to protect John.
The limo driver is going to be the next villain somehow.
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Also, can someone refresh my memory? Who is the Indian lawyer chick with the inflated lips and what is her "power" so to speak? She sure treats the chief with a lot of disrespect.


Fanwiki said she's a business consultant hired by the chairman, but I don't think that's it. Seems like the elders or someone else got her involved. She had some old folks in tow at the casino when watching the press conference. Name is Angela Blue Thunder. Probably sister to Mary Nell Airwolf.
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nai06 said:

$240 Worth of Pudding said:

I loved the "Paraquat is a pyrethroid" bit in the flashback. Also it's apparently akin to plutonium.


Pyrethroids in general are very toxic in fish so that part was fairly accurate. They whole melting skin off effect on humans is definitely over the top. I had a little chuckle at that scene

I'm well aware of the dangers of Paraquat.
The problem is Paraquat is an herbicide. Pyrethroids are insecticides.
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Charpie said:

Speaking of inflated lips, Beth got some too.
yes noticed that.
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AJ02 said:

What was the point of the first scene at the Canadian border?


It was the SoA-esque Grand Theft Auto cold open side mission. For all the good Kurt Sutter did with the shield, he started liking the smell of his own farts and went sideways with SoA, adding his own screentime as Otto. Sheridan seems to be doing the same thing but as Travis Spinning Horse guy.

More and more I'm getting convinced Gilligan spoiled the S outta us with BB and BCS. All the details mattered, all cake no frosting. In the long pan out scene at the hospital after Monica's wreck, I kept rewinding to see what was on the counter. Wife finally pointed out "wrong show, that's probably lunch leftovers.".
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Cromagnum said:

BAP Enthusiast said:

CrottyKid said:

pilgrim82 said:

This new storyline just gives Monica another reason to sulk and brood through all her scenes....sucks the momentum and energy out of the show.


Twitter crowd effing HATES Monica. Their tweets are hilarious.


She's by far the weakest actor on the show. There is a reason why she's never in any scene with Kelly Reilly. I get what they try to do with her character but it just doesn't work because she's so wooden.


Grandma market equities lady would like a word.

When I see her I always think of the short lady on Poltergeist!
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maroon man said:

Cromagnum said:

BAP Enthusiast said:

CrottyKid said:

pilgrim82 said:

This new storyline just gives Monica another reason to sulk and brood through all her scenes....sucks the momentum and energy out of the show.


Twitter crowd effing HATES Monica. Their tweets are hilarious.


She's by far the weakest actor on the show. There is a reason why she's never in any scene with Kelly Reilly. I get what they try to do with her character but it just doesn't work because she's so wooden.


Grandma market equities lady would like a word.

When I see her I always think of the short lady on Poltergeist!

I thought she was Sally Struthers at first.
 
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