When I was a teenager, my Dad one day disappeared. Around that time, he was involved in a really big negotiation at work that would have helped his career and the financial stability of the family... so he was always stressed out and worried about it. At any rate, the night after he disappeared, I hear his voice telling me everything is going to be OK. It was quite shocking, but I shrugged it off as just me imagining it and just being worried about my Dad.
The next night, I was in my room, in the dark... and my Dad walks through the door and again tells me everything is going to be alright. That night, my sister tripped and fell on a pair of skates that I had left on the stair case and was seriously injured. She was taken to the hospital. While there, my sister wakes up very excited. And as she is trying to tell us something, my Dad walks through the door and we all hug. You see, when my sister got injured, she had an out of body experience and found that my Dad's body was in the same hospital but was unidentified. What had happened is that my Dad was in a taxi and the taxi had plummeted off a bridge, sending my Dad into a coma. What's weird is that for the day's that he was gone, people at his office said he was at work and was working in his office on the upcoming deal. What's even weirder is that he had a scheduled medical physical for renewal of his life insurance policy... which they said he completed and passed.
As we were leaving the hospital, my Dad spots a taxi. He leans down and says to the taxi driver "go to hell, and sit on red hot coals and wait for me!". To which the taxi driver says "Yes, Evil Master!" and peels out and drives off.