This is my favorite thread ever.

LEGION OF DOOM SIGHTING

I've never seen a ghost, but I was reading this thread on my iPad before going to bed. Many of the stories are pretty long. So, there were several times where I wouldn't touch the screen for two minutes and the tablet would turn off leaving me in total darkness. That gave me a bit of start the first time it happened.

When I was younger, my girlfriend and I had stayed up late one night watching The Ring. I was driving her home to her house (around 1am), and on a residential street about a block from her house, something SLAMMED into the windshield of my truck. All we saw was a flash of a shadow and that was it. We were driving probably around 15-20mph, so whatever hit it was travelling at a good rate of speed on its own. We backed up to see what it was, but couldn't find anything at all. We assumed it was a bird or a bat that got disoriented, but it was a wierd event nonetheless.

I've seen a UFO, but not a ghost. And I have two witnesses. We were scared out of our minds and for years never told a soul. Y'all are hearing here for the first time, folks.

Story time p1

I used to be really concerned about dead relatives watching me masturbate as a child. It really made it hard to finish.

p1, I think that is an East Texas thing.

p1...i saw one too around mt. pleasant area. it was me, my mom, and my friend...and we all saw it. very freaky. i don't really believe in that *****but it was something abnormal...that's for sure.

My old apartment was "haunted". (lol, haunted). I had a toilet that would flush itself as I finished peeing.

It happened 3 times over the course of a couple months.

Freaked me the **** out the 2nd time. By the third, I was trying to make it happen every time. Then I could have had documented proof of some crazy *****going on in my apartment.

Wow...that's three people in about 10 minutes who have told me they've seen one in east Texas. Mayeb they really DO target the rednecks and hillbillies!

well, if you are an alien species, where do you go to study humans and not get caught?

sparesly populated areas with good ground coverage and hiding locations.


not exactly plentiful in urban environments.

They are trying to perfect the art/science of some EastTexas meth and sell it to underdeveloped aliens on the wrong side of the tracks, er wrong side of the black holes...

AMIRITE?

One morning I woke up and the whiskey bottle was empty...it had been full the night before! I GTFO that house!

you are the worst poster ever.

I've gone to see the Marfa lights and I laugh at the idiots looking at the car lights. I have yet to see the actual "lights". No...this was back in the day before the viewing stop.

My dad and a coworker of his heard about it and decided to go check it out. They sat out there for a while. Didn't see anything, so they left. While driving back into town, my dad caught a glint of light out the corner of his eye. Then it appeared to come closer, out of the valley. He said it looked like a roman candle as it got closer. They were still driving as it approached his vehicle. The light came all the way to his driver side window and vanished. No other cars around. Freaked them both out.

My mom had an experience where it was a pair of lights trailing behind her car. They were so bright, she thought it was a semi. The lights then looked as if to speed up. She thought they guy was going to ram her. At the last minute, the lights went up and over her car and disappeared.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

I found what was in the kitchen!!!!!!!!

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I used to be really concerned about dead relatives watching me masturbate as a child. It really made it hard to finish.

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as a CHILD??!

Yeah, when did you start?

I was in 3rd grade. Fact.

Late bloomer eh? Some people are sexual creatures.... I happen to be one

ttt

12 here.

Saw this news story on Yahoo today. It reminded me of NathanEHarvey's camp story. Turns out, this phenomenon happens in an area very close to the campsite he described.

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Two orange orbs, just about 10 feet off the ground, floated past Steve Woody and his father as they hunted deer more than 50 years ago. The mysterious lights passed them, then dropped down the side of a gorge in the Blue Ridge foothills.

For at least a century, the Brown Mountain Lights have confounded residents and tourists in a rugged patch of Burke County, bobbing and weaving near a modest peak. Are they reflections from automobile headlights? Brush fires? A paranormal phenomenon, or something natural not yet explained by science?

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http://news.yahoo.com/mysterious-orbs-confound-nc-county-decades-144601261.html



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Aggies Never Give Up!!

What was in the kitchen?!?!?

this is a terrible thread to read when you're alone at night

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Story time p1

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A couple of weeks ago I decided to stop studying for my police academy exam around 2 AM and went to the kitchen to get a drink. After turning off the lights, I walked into the dark dining room and see something out of the corner of my eye. I turned and looked to see what it was but nothing was there... All of a sudden a strange feeling came over me and the hairs on the back of my neck stood up and I got goose bumps. When that happened I decided I could hold my post study poop and go straight to bed.