***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Quincey P. Morris
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Nope. This thread is about the Astros and Rangers. No more, no less.

And not for nothing, while I don't really expect to continue at this pace, the AL West is just about the best conference in baseball so far.
Ag_07
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Lucky #007 said:

the best conference in baseball so far.

Farmer1906
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Lucky #007 said:

Nope. This thread is about the Astros and Rangers. No more, no less.

And not for nothing, while I don't really expect to continue at this pace, the AL West is just about the best conference in baseball so far.


That Astros are in the middle of the 3rd season in a row that is better than any in Arlington history. How's that?
Quincey P. Morris
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Ag_07 said:

Lucky #007 said:

the best conference in baseball so far.




That's what I get for going back and forth with football threads.
Danny Vermin
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Farmer is a pos so don't argue with him. He's still in tears about Woodward leaving and is a laughing stock on tigerdroppings.
Quincey P. Morris
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I meant the division as a whole Skippy
Buck Compton
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GTFO here with your unrelated bull****, swamp kitty.
Silent For Too Long
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Danny Vermin said:

Farmer is a pos so don't argue with him. He's still in tears about Woodward leaving and is a laughing stock on tigerdroppings.
He already posted proof that he did, indeed, follow through with his end of the bet.

Why are you bleeding on this thread about it anyway?
Farmer1906
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Quit following me around like a little puppy looking for scraps.
Mathguy64
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Well. Nice to see all the Arlingtonians have decided to come back.

How's it hanging boys?

And now that you are here, perhaps you can explain this team ritual?

Quincey P. Morris
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I have no idea what they were doing, I just know you Astros boys love to talk about d*cks for pages on end. It raises some questions.
aTm2004
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Lucky #007 said:

I have no idea what they were doing, I just know you Astros boys love to talk about d*cks for pages on end. It raises some questions.

Better to raise questions than to raise dicks.
Farmer1906
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Unless your Kate Upton. She can easier some serious dickage.
Quincey P. Morris
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Farmer1906 said:

Unless your Kate Upton. She can easier some serious dickage.


From Verlander sure. You guys didn't just spend days talking about Kate Upton. You spent days obsessing about dicks. Kate would be a welcome addition but you're more concerned with Rougned's brother Rougned's friend's dong. That's at least three degrees of dong obsession.
_lefraud_
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I'm fairly confident WAY more asstro fans have that pic of Gallo/Mazara saved than do Ranger fans...
wbt5845
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I just saw Smyly give away the split finger grip outside his glove to Springer. Springer drove that pitch hard to left for a double.
Mathguy64
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And that boys is how you properly celebrate a 2 run HR.
Cappo
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Farmer1906
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Batting practice looks fun. When does the game start?
Ag_07
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The Rangers suck
Quincey P. Morris
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Ag_07 said:

The Rangers suck


Got you right where we want you.
Mathguy64
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Lucky #007 said:

Ag_07 said:

The Rangers suck


Got you right where we want you.


That's what Gallo and Mazara were saying to each other.
tjack16
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This is a fun night at the ballpark.
Farmer1906
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The ding dongs are doing the wave down 7.
Ag_07
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The wave just doesn't have the same affect with only 1,500 fans in attendance.
irish pete ag06
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Ag_07 said:

The wave just doesn't have the same affect with only 1,500 fans in attendance.
I guess technically that makes it a ripple.
Quincey P. Morris
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Just wait. We'll beat your ass tomorrow.
Ag_07
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Lucky #007 said:

Just wait. We'll beat your meat tomorrow.


FIFY
Danny Vermin
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Lucky #007 said:

Just wait. We'll beat your ass tomorrow.


Nailed it.
Danny Vermin
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Nice fielding, assbags.
JABQ04
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Still 7 innings to go there bud. Don't start celebrating yet
CrawlingNo5
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When the rangers don't take a lebron style load management game off, they simply own the Astros. Just need to fine tune how many games they should do that.
tjack16
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last night Astros won by 5, tonight the Rangers won by 5

Rubber match tomorrow
Quincey P. Morris
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Well that went well.
Danny Vermin
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Astros pitching.
 
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