***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Stros Schadenfreude
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They've gone from Claw and Antlers to "European Grip and Cup the marbles"
Silent For Too Long
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Redneck crushing Rangers hopes and dreams.

Pence is really looking good, though. And I dont think he's in the nut grabbing circle, so ya'll have one player that doesn't suck in one way or another. Grats Arlington!
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Silent For Too Long said:

Redneck crushing Rangers hopes and dreams.

Pence is really looking good, though. And I dont think he's in the nut grabbing circle, so ya'll have one player that doesn't suck in one way or another. Grats Arlington!


Yeah that sucked but not much to be done about it.

Liked the Pence signing when they made it and it's really turned out to be a good deal. Seems like a good dude too.
Ag_07
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Ranger be like...



Josh Reddick be like...

cc10106
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Dallasag02 said:

aTm2004 said:

Dallasag02 said:

aTm2004 said:

Honest question...if you could choose to throw up the white flag for a few seasons to go to the ALDS 2 years later and win a WS 4 years later while continuing to be a WS favorite for the foreseeable future vs. being average for 10 and maybe having a chance in 15, which would you choose?


I'd rather do it the way we actually did it during Astros' fans baseball dark period. Went to the series two straight years, missed the title by one strike, (twice) and a solid 6 year run of playoff contention while not having to completely forfeit at least 3 seasons. We were one good manager decision away from a title in 2 WS appearances without surrendering the franchise. Hurts not to have won, but we were there two years in a row while Houston was struggling to win 50+ in a season.

I'm happy with what we just did, and will be happy when we're back on top in 3-4 years while the Astros sink back to the bottom. That's how this goes, the only difference is I know my team didn't completely tank on purpose to get there.
Holy crap! This has to be the most Aggie post ever on TexAgs. "Well Bob, I'm actually satisfied with getting there and coming up juuuuust a bit short because we did it the right way."

On the flip, there's an organization with new ownership who looked at the franchise as a whole, said "it sucks" and rebuilt from the ground up rather than throwing tons of money at temporary fixes, went out and won a World Series and is primed to be a contender for the next 7 or so years while Arlington is in denial.


Our new ownership group went to the world series in years one and two. Yours intentionally lost. I'll take ours.

It's cute that you think you're going to contend for the next 7 years though. Nobody outside of New York or Boston keeps a window open for a decade, but I'm sure your guys have figured it out.
Actually, St. Louis contended for quite a while and is already back in the mix again. Too bad Arlington couldn't throw one more strike (or catch a fly ball) when it mattered the most against the red fowl, but great hitters like Berkman can be a tough out.
Cynic
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Pence is one of my favorite former Astros. Always seems like a kid out there having fun.

Springer reminds me of Pence
Stros Schadenfreude
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Rougned "better than Altuve" Odor's impressive 24 OPS+ for this year now giving him an impressive lifetime 89 OPS+
Mathguy64
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Haven't you heard? The newest sabermetric tool is GPB24 (Games Played Before age 24) and his GPB24+ is a historical best of 749.
Ag_07
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mathguy86 said:

Haven't you heard? The newest sabermetric tool is GPB24 (Games Played Before age 24) and his GPB24+ is a historical best of 749.

First ballot HOFer no doubt

Probably top 10 2Bmen ever
Stros Schadenfreude
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Ag_07 said:

mathguy86 said:

Haven't you heard? The newest sabermetric tool is GPB24 (Games Played Before age 24) and his GPB24+ is a historical best of 749.

First ballot HOFer no doubt

Probably top 10 2Bmen ever
Quite possibly in the 2019 Rangers Organization, maybe even top 5
tjack16
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Danny Vermin said:

Will we win every series against the assblows? 2-0 so far.

Scoreboard, losers.


Series is tied 4-4 now
Farmer1906
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Daddy doing daddy things.

How the 4th mediocre season in a row going? Fairly average and boring?
Stros Schadenfreude
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I would say the Rangers look pretty salty, but it turns out Verlander didnt sweat much while dragging his massive stones across your entire team's collective face.
Wabs
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Scoreboard? ?? 1 to 0.
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Farmer1906 said:

Daddy doing daddy things.

How the 4th mediocre season in a row going? Fairly average and boring?

The Rangers won 95 games, and the division, in 2016...
titanmaster_race
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Dallasag02 said:

aTm2004 said:

Dallasag02 said:

aTm2004 said:

Honest question...if you could choose to throw up the white flag for a few seasons to go to the ALDS 2 years later and win a WS 4 years later while continuing to be a WS favorite for the foreseeable future vs. being average for 10 and maybe having a chance in 15, which would you choose?


I'd rather do it the way we actually did it during Astros' fans baseball dark period. Went to the series two straight years, missed the title by one strike, (twice) and a solid 6 year run of playoff contention while not having to completely forfeit at least 3 seasons. We were one good manager decision away from a title in 2 WS appearances without surrendering the franchise. Hurts not to have won, but we were there two years in a row while Houston was struggling to win 50+ in a season.

I'm happy with what we just did, and will be happy when we're back on top in 3-4 years while the Astros sink back to the bottom. That's how this goes, the only difference is I know my team didn't completely tank on purpose to get there.
Holy crap! This has to be the most Aggie post ever on TexAgs. "Well Bob, I'm actually satisfied with getting there and coming up juuuuust a bit short because we did it the right way."

On the flip, there's an organization with new ownership who looked at the franchise as a whole, said "it sucks" and rebuilt from the ground up rather than throwing tons of money at temporary fixes, went out and won a World Series and is primed to be a contender for the next 7 or so years while Arlington is in denial.


Our new ownership group went to the world series in years one and two. Yours intentionally lost. I'll take ours.

It's cute that you think you're going to contend for the next 7 years though. Nobody outside of New York or Boston keeps a window open for a decade, but I'm sure your guys have figured it out.


Always love the takes from DallasAg.
MosesHallRAB04
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He can have his two WS runner up trophies.

I'll take our WS trophy.
titanmaster_race
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I mean, the rangers organization has won more world series games than the Astros. Clearly Arlington is the better franchise.
Silent For Too Long
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MosesHallRAB04 said:

He can have his two WS runner up trophies.

I'll take our WS trophy.
But they also have the "did it the right way" trophy, and you just can't take that one away from them.
Farmer1906
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_lefraud_ said:

Farmer1906 said:

Daddy doing daddy things.

How the 4th mediocre season in a row going? Fairly average and boring?

The Rangers won 95 games, and the division, in 2016...


It all kind of runs together. Congrats on getting swept by Toronto that year.
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Farmer1906 said:

_lefraud_ said:

Farmer1906 said:

Daddy doing daddy things.

How the 4th mediocre season in a row going? Fairly average and boring?

The Rangers won 95 games, and the division, in 2016...


It all kind of runs together. Congrats on getting swept by Toronto that year.


Rougie's series-ending walk-off error rate is way higher than Altuve's. Yet one more accomplishment he has at an even younger age. He could make tons more on his way to Cooperstown.
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titanmaster_race said:

I mean, the rangers organization has won more world series games than the Astros. Clearly Arlington is the better franchise.
Um no, they've won the same number of games as the 'Stros but also have one more loss.
Farmer1906
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BeowulfShaeffer said:

Farmer1906 said:

_lefraud_ said:

Farmer1906 said:

Daddy doing daddy things.

How the 4th mediocre season in a row going? Fairly average and boring?

The Rangers won 95 games, and the division, in 2016...


It all kind of runs together. Congrats on getting swept by Toronto that year.


Rougie's series-ending walk-off error rate is way higher than Altuve's. Yet one more accomplishment he has at an even younger age. He could make tons more on his way to Cooperstown.


Silent For Too Long
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That Odor fella is a hell of a baseball player. Ya'll should lock him up for another 3 years, 33 million at least.
Mathguy64
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I just want to congratulate the Arlingtonians. You have literally the dumbest team on the planet. Down 5 and you get caught stealing a base. Bravo boys. Bravo.
mAgnoliAg
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Farmer1906
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mathguy86 said:

I just want to congratulate the Arlingtonians. You have literally the dumbest team on the planet. Down 5 and you get caught stealing a base. Bravo boys. Bravo.


Baggy's reaction to that was priceless.

How does it feel that Rat face is probably the 4th or 5th best 2nd baseman on Houston's roster?
Silent For Too Long
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Member when the Rangers season peaked in April when they went 4 and 2 at home against their daddies?

I member.
Ag_07
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The Rangers suck
Farmer1906
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that's how many times y'all struck out tonight
Prosperdick
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AccidentProne said:

I'm sorry, can you speak up? I can't hear you all the way down there in 4th place

This aged well...can you still hear us?
Farmer1906
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Prosperdick said:

AccidentProne said:

I'm sorry, can you speak up? I can't hear you all the way down there in 4th place

This aged well...can you still hear us?


Not from 4th place.
mAgnoliAg
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Silent For Too Long said:

Member when the Rangers season peaked in April when they went 4 and 2 at home against their daddies?

I member.

Pepperidge farm remembers
mAgnoliAg
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Prosperdick said:

AccidentProne said:

I'm sorry, can you speak up? I can't hear you all the way down there in 4th place

This aged well...can you still hear us?

Username doesn't check out
Mathguy64
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Farmer1906 said:

Prosperdick said:

AccidentProne said:

I'm sorry, can you speak up? I can't hear you all the way down there in 4th place

This aged well...can you still hear us?


Not from 4th place.


5th place. They are dead ass last right now.
 
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