***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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CrawlingNo5 said:

Poor mans Odor sends them to the World Series. Incredible.

Very hard team to root against. They looks like they just have so much fun.

Hard team to root against but a very easy fan base to root against.
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_lefraud_ said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

Poor mans Odor sends them to the World Series. Incredible.

Very hard team to root against. They looks like they just have so much fun.

Hard team to root against but a very easy fan base to root against.


Deep breaths. Will be okay.
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_lefraud_ said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

Poor mans Odor sends them to the World Series. Incredible.

Very hard team to root against. They looks like they just have so much fun.

Hard team to root against but a very easy fan base to root against.


Mmm. Salty.
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_lefraud_ said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

Poor mans Odor sends them to the World Series. Incredible.

Very hard team to root against. They looks like they just have so much fun.

Hard team to root against but a very easy fan base to root against.
Yummy tears. So yummy.
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_lefraud_ said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

Poor mans Odor sends them to the World Series. Incredible.

Very hard team to root against. They looks like they just have so much fun.

Hard team to root against but a very easy fan base to root against.


Ehhhh waaa waaa waaaa you guys are mean... from a user whose name is likely one that originated specifically to poke at Lebron James on the basketball board.

The evolution of the hater to a great team is so predictable

1. they are dirty (Marisnick slide)
2. They are cheaters
3. Their fans suck

Anyhow... sorry about the Rangers guy.
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ATM9000 said:

_lefraud_ said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

Poor mans Odor sends them to the World Series. Incredible.

Very hard team to root against. They looks like they just have so much fun.

Hard team to root against but a very easy fan base to root against.


Ehhhh waaa waaa waaaa you guys are mean... from a user whose name is likely one that originated specifically to poke at Lebron James on the basketball board.

The evolution of the hater to a great team is so predictable

1. they are dirty (Marisnick slide)
2. They are cheaters
3. Their fans suck


Anyhow... sorry about the Rangers guy.
This is clinical! Are you a psychologist?
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Daddy advances. How does it feel, Arlington?
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It's a great time to be a baseball fan in Texas. The Astros are elite and could be on the verge of establishing dynasty type of status. And by hanging on to their tradeable assets at the deadline, the Rangers embody that "never give up" spirit that you want in an underdog.
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Yankees are probably wishing they tried harder to acquire Mike minor or lance lynn right about now.

All we heard at the trade deadline was teams like the Yankees and twins *****ing about the prices. I'm sure the Yankees would've rather had minor or Lynn start yesterday, so they got what was coming to them. You have to actually give up quality prospects to get good players that push you over the top. It's not rocket science yanks.
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Tend to agree. The price for quality pitching at the deadline is going up. I think front offices of "rebuilding" franchises are getting smarter. But yea, the Yankees could have certainly used one more good innings eater.

I think you can get by in a best of five series with the bullpen taxing approach, but not sure you can in a seven game series. Even if the Yankees had won last night, I'm not sure what they would have had left in the tank for game seven.
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Deluxe said:

It's a great time to be a baseball fan in Texas. The Astros are elite and could be on the verge of establishing dynasty type of status. And by hanging on to their tradeable assets at the deadline, the Rangers embody that "never give up" spirit that you want in an underdog.
And I'm still waiting for them to move on from odor. Fun stuff!

I would've benched his ass years ago. That guy will never pan out and I have to watch his pathetic azz 150 games a year.
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Deluxe said:

Tend to agree. The price for quality pitching at the deadline is going up. I think front offices of "rebuilding" franchises are getting smarter. But yea, the Yankees could have certainly used one more good innings eater.

I think you can get by in a best of five series with the bullpen taxing approach, but not sure you can in a seven game series. Even if the Yankees had won last night, I'm not sure what they would have had left in the tank for game seven.
Game 7's can go either way in sports. I'm sure nobody thought the Mavericks would go into San Antonio and beat the dynasty spurs in 2006. I still vividly remember that game.

Cole probably would've dominated and shut them down today, but now you guys get to save him for game 1.

Who knows maybe minor or Lynn give up a big home run to gurriel anyway, but I hope the yanks feel the prospects they saved are worth it now because it looks like a big mistake to me.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Deluxe said:

It's a great time to be a baseball fan in Texas. The Astros are elite and could be on the verge of establishing dynasty type of status. And by hanging on to their tradeable assets at the deadline, the Rangers embody that "never give up" spirit that you want in an underdog.
And I'm still waiting for them to move on from odor. Fun stuff!

I would've benched his ass years ago. That guy will never pan out and I have to watch his pathetic azz 150 games a year.
Most MLB franchises can not afford to eat the size of contract given to Odor. Maybe just maybe some team will be willing to see if a change of scenery might be what it takes to live up to the potential Roughed showed early in his career. Even so, the Rangers will need to still pay a significant portion of what is owed him.
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Most MLB franchises can not afford to eat the size of contract given to Odor.


Truth is, very few couldn't afford to eat that money.

It's that he's so terrible is the problem
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Beto is definitely a Rangers fan
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_lefraud_ said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

Poor mans Odor sends them to the World Series. Incredible.

Very hard team to root against. They looks like they just have so much fun.

Hard team to root against but a very easy fan base to root against.
Yet you were probably pulling for the damn Yankees in the ALCS. At worse the Astros fan base now mirrors the Ranger one in '10-'11, while asshatery of Yankee fan is unmatched by any in all sports expect maybe sippie.
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CrawlingNo5 said:

No need to wait till October. Probably late July when the Astros are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
Hey, how's the offseason thread?
Houston Astros- 2017 & 2022 World Champs
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EL TORO L0C0 said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

No need to wait till October. Probably late July when the Astros are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
Hey, how's the offseason thread?
I'd drop in but they'd get their panties in a wad and cry to staff.
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EL TORO L0C0 said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

No need to wait till October. Probably late July when the Astros are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
Hey, how's the offseason thread?
Everything is fine, thank you for asking.

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Rangers fans during Altuve's walk off

tjack16
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updated Astros/Rangers postseason accolades (including the seasons at Colt 45's and Senators... which both resulted in zero postseason appearances)


Rangers (1961-2019)
- 8 Playoff Appearances
- 2 LCS Appearances
- 2 World Series Appearances


Astros (1962-present)
- 13 Playoff Appearances
- 7 LCS Appearances
- 3 World Series Appearances
- 1 World Series Championship

Safe to say.... one is a little better than the other
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tjholley16 said:

updated Astros/Rangers postseason accolades (including the seasons at Colt 45's and Senators... which both resulted in zero postseason appearances)


Rangers (1961-2019)
- 8 Playoff Appearances
- 2 LCS Appearances
- 2 World Series Appearances


Astros (1962-present)
- 13 Playoff Appearances
- 7 LCS Appearances
- 3 World Series Appearances
- 1 World Series Championship

Safe to say.... one is a little better than the other
That LCS record looks pretty good tho.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

tjholley16 said:

updated Astros/Rangers postseason accolades (including the seasons at Colt 45's and Senators... which both resulted in zero postseason appearances)


Rangers (1961-2019)
- 8 Playoff Appearances
- 2 LCS Appearances
- 2 World Series Appearances


Astros (1962-present)
- 13 Playoff Appearances
- 7 LCS Appearances
- 3 World Series Appearances
- 1 World Series Championship

Safe to say.... one is a little better than the other
That LCS record looks pretty good tho.


Rangers playing the "can't lose if you don't play the game" strategy .... bold
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I hate to see games like this tonight. Almost embarrasses the whole state in a way..

At least they have cole and verlander set up for games 3 and 4, otherwise, yikes..
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CrawlingNo5 said:

I hate to see games like this tonight. Almost embarrasses the whole state in a way..

At least they have cole and verlander set up for games 3 and 4, otherwise, yikes..


Greinke and bullpen are games 3 and 4. Unless game 4 is an elimination game
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aTm2004 said:

EL TORO L0C0 said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

No need to wait till October. Probably late July when the Astros are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
Hey, how's the offseason thread?
I'd drop in but they'd get their panties in a wad and cry to staff.


The "rangers" offseason thread is all Astros talk.

Reid Ryan inappropriately touched Grapesoda it seems
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So glad you have enough spare time to read the Rangers thread while you are in the WS
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PDEMDHC said:

So glad you have enough spare time to read the Rangers thread while you are in the WS
I like the Rangers. Doesn't take but 3 minutes in the morning to read the thread.

thought it would be a nice distraction from the world series meltdown, but turns out Astros talk is everywhere.

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BMX Bandit said:

PDEMDHC said:

So glad you have enough spare time to read the Rangers thread while you are in the WS
I like the Rangers. Doesn't take but 3 minutes in the morning to read the thread.

thought it would be a nice distraction from the world series meltdown, but turns out Astros talk is everywhere.


"World series" emphasis on the word "world". Your series has the attention of both the world and the baseball world right now. Act like you've been there before. The offseason talk can't really commence until this series is over.

Don't act like people haven't commented on the rangers in previous year astros threads. Actively rooting against them. It's what happens in rivalries.
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Grapesoda2525 said:



"World series" emphasis on the word "world". Your series has the attention of both the world and the baseball world right now. Act like you've been there before. The offseason talk can't really commence until this series is over.

He raises an excellent point. Someone should start a postseason discussion thread so Ranger fan has somewhere to discuss Astros baseball.
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Don't act like people haven't commented on the rangers in previous year astros threads. Actively rooting against them. It's what happens in rivalries.
You'll have to point me to where I claimed this
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"I literally love Brandon Taubman."
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South Platte said:

"I literally love Brandon Taubman."

that was good.
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CrawlingNo5 said:

I hate to see games like this tonight. Almost embarrasses the whole state in a way..

At least they have cole and verlander set up for games 3 and 4, otherwise, yikes..


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