***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Nuke LaLoosh said:

hawk1689 said:

In addition to their insecurities, they are also mentally challenged as their memories only seem to stretch back to about two years ago.


In the history of MLB (longer than 2 years I think):

Astros - 1 World Series championship
Rangers - 0 World Series championships


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CrawlingNo5 said:

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. We copy your stadium, and for the past week or so, you are now copying our on-field performance.
The baseball gods took notice of this taunt by Farmer but instead of letting the Rangers play .500 ball or so for the rest of the season, they decided to have the Astros go 4-6 on the past road trip.
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jkag89 said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. We copy your stadium, and for the past week or so, you are now copying our on-field performance.
The baseball gods took notice of this taunt by Farmer, but instead of letting the Rangers play .500 ball or so for the rest of the season, they decided to have the Astros go 4-6 on the past road trip.


Damn. I must be so powerful. Be careful. I might smite you.
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Where did I say you had any power? All I said it is not a good idea not to tempt the arbitrary and vindictive baseball gods. I'm all for a little teasing of Arlington fans but the length you go to is more than just a tad odd.
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jkag89 said:

Where did I say you had any power? All I said it is not a good idea not to tempt the arbitrary and vindictive baseball gods. I all for a little teasing of Arlington fans but the length you go to is more than just a tad odd.


I don't think youve ever been around trash talk if you think anything I'm doing is going to any length. It's a few posts ever couple days talking about baseball. We may need to bubble wrap you along with Correa.
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Farmer1906 said:

jkag89 said:

Where did I say you had any power? All I said it is not a good idea not to tempt the arbitrary and vindictive baseball gods. I all for a little teasing of Arlington fans but the length you go to is more than just a tad odd.


I don't think youve ever been around trash talk if you think anything I'm doing is going to any length. It's a few posts ever couple days talking about baseball. We may need to bubble wrap you along with Correa.


You call the Astros daddy. That's not normal trash talk. You're fkn weird dude.
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Clearly my methods are too effective, Snowflake.
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HossAg said:

Farmer1906 said:

jkag89 said:

Where did I say you had any power? All I said it is not a good idea not to tempt the arbitrary and vindictive baseball gods. I all for a little teasing of Arlington fans but the length you go to is more than just a tad odd.


I don't think youve ever been around trash talk if you think anything I'm doing is going to any length. It's a few posts ever couple days talking about baseball. We may need to bubble wrap you along with Correa.


You call the Astros daddy. That's not normal trash talk. You're fkn weird dude.
Maybe he had a special relationship with his daddy growing up.
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Farmer1906 said:

Clearly my methods are too effective, Snowflake.


Ah, the classic snowflake accusation. That's cute.
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HossAg said:

Farmer1906 said:

Clearly my methods are too effective, Snowflake.


I'm not a snowflake, let me continue to respond because this clearly doesn't bother me
pretty much
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Need to have a run rule for this thread...once either team has a 20 game lead on the other, thread is locked until the following season.

In other words, thread probably should be locked starting tomorrow.
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Prosperdick said:

Need to have a run rule for this thread...once either team has a 20 game lead on the other, thread is locked until the following season.

In other words, thread probably should be locked starting tomorrow.
This is some quality s talking. Much better than the guy with male Oedipus complex.
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aTm2004 said:




Hell yes! Kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin' son of a gun. Whooo!
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Detroit huh?
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Still slapping cocks at the bottom, huh?
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aTm2004 said:

Still slapping cocks at the bottom, huh?
https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/27435865/astros-stunned-historic-upset-sportsbooks

Still making history in the worst ways huh? Beating your own record of ineptitude from several weeks ago huh?
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Quote:

ineptitude


You're the expert.
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Yet we still sit comfortably in first place and a WS favorite. Oh how will I ever manage?!?!
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Farmer1906 said:


Quote:

ineptitude


You're the expert.

1 strike away...twice!
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Football season is starting soon.

How does it feel to get dominated by Brady and belichick every playoff run?
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Football season is starting soon.

How does it feel to get dominated by Brady and belichick every playoff run?
Bringing football smack into a baseball thread.

I guess when you've got nothing left.
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Who gives a chit about the NFL?
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Football season is starting soon.

How does it feel to get dominated by Brady and belichick every playoff run?

The betting comment was a good zinger given the circumstances. About as effective as you can be when punching up the ladder. Thumbs up.

This one... dud.

I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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J.D. c/o 05 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Football season is starting soon.

How does it feel to get dominated by Brady and belichick every playoff run?
Bringing football smack into a baseball thread.

I guess when you've got nothing left.
There's some Rangers fans on here that have good trash talk, and I enjoy the back and forth, but that's just really bad. they're drowning and reaching for anything they can
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Charlie Conway said:

J.D. c/o 05 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Football season is starting soon.

How does it feel to get dominated by Brady and belichick every playoff run?
Bringing football smack into a baseball thread.

I guess when you've got nothing left.
There's some Rangers fans on here that have good trash talk, and I enjoy the back and forth, but that's just really bad. they're drowning and reaching for anything they can
You guys say it's really bad, but there's no official trash talk rules posted anywhere. There's no official rules. It's just another way I can get at you guys. The Texans are bad and Andrew luck freaking OWNS you guys.

You guys still bring up **** from 2017 ( World Series) and then criticize me for finding a video that's old, but still relevant to the current topic at the time which was putting 20+ runs on Baltimore. That's great, but we put 30 runs on them. Find me a video where the Astros put 30 or 40 on the orioles and I'll watch it.


I'm waiting.

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WS two years ago v. The number of runs scored against a random opponent over a decade ago. Can't possibly figure out what's more relevant today.

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If you can't understand why scoring 30 instead of 23 against the Orioles is bad trash talk, you're beyond helping.

and continue to bring up the Texans/Colts/Patriots, it's very pertinent to this thread
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Charlie Conway said:

If you can't understand why scoring 30 instead of 23 against the Orioles is bad trash talk, you're beyond helping.

and continue to bring up the Texans/Colts/Patriots, it's very pertinent to this thread

It's also pretty bold considering Garrett is still the HC for the Cowboys. Butt Chin isn't much better, but at least he doesn't ice his own kicker.
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Charlie Conway said:

If you can't understand why scoring 30 instead of 23 against the Orioles is bad trash talk, you're beyond helping.

and continue to bring up the Texans/Colts/Patriots, it's very pertinent to this thread

You're forgetting that I didn't bring it up in the first place.


I was responding to another Astros fan who was rubbing our face in it that they just scored 23 on the orioles.
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Notice how we've called out farmer multiple times but nobody on their side calls out grapesoda or crawling for the delusional / cringeworthy posts. Instead they blue star them.
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Grapesoda is Farmer?
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ClickClack said:

Notice how we've called out farmer multiple times but nobody on their side calls out grapesoda or crawling for the delusional / cringeworthy posts. Instead they blue star them.
That's because farmer is 10X worse than anyone else on this thread combined.
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