***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Cappo
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Lynn is dealing
Keeper of The Spirits
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Nice Win for the Rangers, jumped on us early and held us to mostly singles.
Silent For Too Long
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Hey Grapesoda, how do the Havana Hammer's nuts taste?
hawk1689
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How do you like dem apples?
Nuke LaLoosh
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All part of the plan to make the rangers buyers at the deadline. Please keep winning.
Lt. Joe Bookman
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Damn. Houston sucks.
tjack16
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Lt. Joe Bookman said:

Damn. Houston is in 1st place
Leander - Ag
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Lt. Joe Bookman
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Can't beat the rangers in Arlington during a rebuilding year.
Danny Vermin
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

All part of the plan to make the rangers buyers at the deadline. Please keep winning.


Typical Astros moron.
Silent For Too Long
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Glad to see ya'll back on the thread.
tjack16
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Lt. Joe Bookman said:

Can't beat the rangers in Arlington during a rebuilding year.


Well after this weekend the series goes only to Minute Maid. Where we are 4-0 against the Rangers this season
hawk1689
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George Springer's dWAR just went down 1.0.
Lt. Joe Bookman
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This is fun.

Seriously though. I moved up to Oregon recently and all anyone cares about is Dodgers and Mariners. Good to have some friendly banter.

Houston does suck though.
tjack16
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Lt. Joe Bookman said:

This is fun.

Seriously though. I moved up to Oregon recently and all anyone cares about is Dodgers and Mariners. Good to have some friendly banter.

Houston does suck though.


A good rivalry is always fun. It's been fun since joining the AL West. In state rivalries are always better.

It would be even more awesome in the ALDS or ALCS (which could happen this sooner rather than later)
Grapesoda2525
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Silent For Too Long said:

Hey Grapesoda, how do the Havana Hammer's nuts taste?
For future reference,

You should probably wait until the game ends before you talk trash. This post didn't age well.

Silent For Too Long
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So how do they taste?
C Loves L
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Suck it houston
ClickClack
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Cute
Grapesoda2525
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Silent For Too Long said:

So how do they taste?
I wouldn't know.

How does it feel to lose twice in a row and be tied in the silver boot race with a team who invested minimal resources into their roster this offseason and expected to get 4th place in the division while rebuilding?

A team who has had the most production from free agency to this point despite other teams paying over 100's of millions of dollars to bring in stars like Bryce Harper and manny machado?

How does it feel to get shut down by lance lynn? How does it feel to get owned by Danny Santana, a guy who we brought in on a minor league contract, fixed, and played nearly as good as Alvarez?

How does it feel to watch the "great" Astros bullpen cough up several late inning leads?

How does it feel to benefit from the home plate umpires incompetence tonight, time and time again, and STILL lose the game?


How does it feel that you're likely going to lose the series and you've played like dog crap up here all season long?
Silent For Too Long
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No one is going to read that *****

I love how your tilting after a win, though. Your envy of Houston is adorable.
Grapesoda2525
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Silent For Too Long said:

No one is going to read that *****

I love how your tilting after a win, though. Your envy of Houston is adorable.
It's not my fault that you have a 6th grade reading level.

Grapesoda2525
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Silent For Too Long said:

No one is going to read that *****

I love how your tilting after a win, though. Your envy of Houston is adorable.
Doesn't work that way bro. Way to be an epic failure.


You called me out by name. You challenged me. I responded to your challenge by posting a response and instead of attempting to come up with a response, you just shrug it off and say it's not a big deal.

You're acting like the 10 year old kid who presses the "reset" button on the Nintendo because you're getting destroyed and you can't measure up.

It's ok...... good game tonight buddy. It was fun and riveting entertainment regardless of the outcome.
Farmer1906
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It's the little things in like. I feel so much joy seeing all these delusional "fans" all show up because they're down 7 games. Y'all are nothing but a flea on the champs nutsack. A minor annoyance that gets scratched and forgotten about.
Grapesoda2525
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Farmer1906 said:

It's the little things in like. I feel so much joy seeing all these delusional "fans" all show up because they're down 7 games. Y'all are nothing but a flea on the champs nutsack. A minor annoyance that gets scratched and forgotten about.
We're a flea on the Boston Red Sox's nut sack?

As usual, your posts are random and devoid of any facts or logic whatsoever.

irish pete ag06
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Oh **** they cut the division lead to... 7!

This is a battle!
BMX Bandit
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Arlington, you have a problem.
hawk1689
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Farmer1906 said:

It's the little things in like. I feel so much joy seeing all these delusional "fans" all show up because they're down 7 games. Y'all are nothing but a flea on the champs nutsack. A minor annoyance that gets scratched and forgotten about.
This guy talks like his team has the Yankees pedigree. They got kicked out of the national league because they don't matter. Just like the Oilers didn't matter. Just like the Texans don't matter. Houston*
Danny Vermin
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Farmer1906 said:

It's the little things in like. I feel so much joy seeing all these delusional "fans" all show up because they're down 7 games. Y'all are nothing but a flea on the champs nutsack. A minor annoyance that gets scratched and forgotten about.


Two more wins by the Rangers in the next 5 games means your dumbass can't post idiocy on this thread.
Farmer1906
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hawk1689 said:

Farmer1906 said:

It's the little things in like. I feel so much joy seeing all these delusional "fans" all show up because they're down 7 games. Y'all are nothing but a flea on the champs nutsack. A minor annoyance that gets scratched and forgotten about.
This guy talks like his team has the Yankees pedigree. They got kicked out of the national league because they don't matter. Just like the Oilers didn't matter. Just like the Texans don't matter. Houston*


Spoken like someone trying to deflect that there team can't and won't compete with Daddy.

There is always next year.... but really we all know it'll be no different. Maybe next 2026. Let's revisit then.
Danny Vermin
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Youre a ****ing idiot and won't missed on this thread.
Keeper of The Spirits
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Shall we open the betting again Rangers fans?
Farmer1906
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I seem to have upset you enough for you to call names. I'm sorry your team is average. I'm sorry your team will continue to be average. I'm sorry my team is so much better. I'm sorry my team will continue to be better. Sometimes life isn't fair.
Farmer1906
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Keeper of The Spirits said:

Shall we open the betting again Rangers fans?
Serious Lee
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Grapesoda2525 said:



You're acting like the 10 year old kid who presses the "reset" button on the Nintendo because you're getting destroyed and you can't measure up.
ROFL
 
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